Thread 511179934

>>511179934 (OP)
I'm an alien.

So when do we get to seen these aliens ?

>>511180285
get a dollar and stare at it real hard

been saying this for years and you only ever called me crazy

>>511179934 (OP)
no we are not.. I mean they are not.

>>511180382
Every time, they push aliens some big natural disaster happens.

>>511180165
deport this nigga STRAIGHT to the principal's outfit

>>511179934 (OP)
Who is on the Epstein List

>>511180825
office*
FUCK

>>511179934 (OP)
Trying to bury Epstein under the rug, huh kike?

>>511179934 (OP)
Epstein's list is nothing but aliens

>>511179934 (OP)
THAT EXACTLY WHAT TRUMPS VICTIMS THOUGHT WHEN THEY SAW HIS PENIS.

>>511180834
aliens

Are the aliens on the Epstein list?

>>511180619
who are you. and who am i

AH! ITS THE ALIENS THE ALIENS MADE TRUMP HAVE SEX WITH KIDS AAAH!

>>511180285
You have probably already seen them.

>>511179934 (OP)
cool story bro

>>511179934 (OP)
That's nice. Where's the Epstein files?

>>511179934 (OP)
https://youtu.be/P9I1_EhnNG4?si=GxxU3TqtKSHvNiVR
Yep

>>511179934 (OP)
It's true, they are picking lettuce in Bob's field. They are happy with 6$ an hour, a roof an unlimited tacos supply.

Men In Ice are chasing them around too.

>>511181164
i love that Facebook groups called "Phacts" are unironically better sources of actionable intel than CNN

>>511180941
Gnothi Seuton, breakroom. gnothi seuton. we are all one.

The grays and the Klingon High Council are using Epstein to frame Gowron in order to increase the power of the ((Duras)) family. Never forget! Glory to the Klingon Empire!

>>511179934 (OP)
lol.

>>511179934 (OP)
Every single time a scandal breaks out they deflect the public's attention away with this alien crap. They want to take the attention away from the Epstein list issue.

>>511179934 (OP)
>ALIENS ARE REAL
yes i am, build pyramids for me made of quartz and i will teach you how to use resonance frequency technology.

>>511181655
Kek, Ur not wrong.

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/34629564

>>511179934 (OP)
Yeah and they come into your country and work shitty jobs.

wonderful. when it comes to aliens- all i know is "good" and "ball"...

>>511181444
Aliens got them, checked. Epstein was beamed up with the video tapes in hand

>>511179934 (OP)
Whatever.

You can't handle the truth. It's fucking over, dude.

Let me just debunk this real fast.

The truth is that once a race gets significantly advanced, they inevitably achieve the singularity. This is a rapid, exponential, unchecked increase in technology that effectively subsumes the race into a larger, computer organism. This creates "superbeings" or "gods" if you will, throughout the cosmos. Millions of these exist.

So the idea of aliens being just another civilization, little green men walking around, is fucking retarded. It would never be like that.
In reality any civilization that made contact with earth would be so fucking advanced, they wouldn't even be detectable by us. Unless we "just happened" to catch them in the 10 years or so between achieving spaceflight, and before the singularity totally subsumed them.

>>511179934 (OP)
Don't care, let's see those Epstein files.

>>511179934 (OP)
And they are illegal.

>>511179934 (OP)
Trumpstein

>>511181164
that's just an Aphex Twin album cover

>>511181236
Why are those birds shooting their eyes at each other?

>>511179934 (OP)
Nope, not getting distracted from Epstein

>>511179934 (OP)
"Aliens could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this sector before. There could be aliens anywhere." The solar wind felt good against his suit. "I HATE ALIENS" he thought. Strauss' Also Sprach Zarathustra reverberated his entire ship, making it pulsate even as the freeze-dried wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of aliens in the dark. "With a spaceship, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>511179934 (OP)
Humans fear aliens, because humans fear aliens will treat humans the same way humans treat humans

ayy lmao gf who loves me unconditionally when?

>>511186204
that actually did always baffle me

>>511180285
>So when do we get to seen these aliens ?
You've seen them all your life.
You will just stop being ignorant.