>>511187740See I understand the Bible was written 2,000 whatever years ago, edited by many, probably includes some jew lies in it, not to mention they probably tried to jazz it up to make it more exciting for the normies, hence the water/wine shit. I think the Adam and Eve story is allegorical and shows what happens when you listen to women like a simp. I think Jesus did heal people, not physically but spiritually. If people did have physical reactions they were probably psychosomatic brought on by their spiritual sickness (worry, hate, jealousy, fear, etc). Jesus is totally a bro though. He took on the jews and did die for us. I don't think he's all wussy like most people think with the whole "turn the other cheek" shit, but I do think he's telling you to pick your battles and not chimp out like a nigger when someone disrespekts you.
My favorite parts in the Bible are the ones where it tells women to obey men and to be silent. Most "Christians" are cucks to their wives. Most "Christian" wives don't know when to shut the fuck up. Anyway, this has been my Ted talk, thank you for listening.
oh ps I don't think God is floating up in the clouds but I've done enough shrooms to know that He's real and inside all of us. He doesn't control everything so much as simply let things happen. I don't think there's an afterlife, but I am at peace with death (which was the whole point of the "afterlife" lie in the first place... just a carrot on a stick as is Hell to make people act right as if we were children and Hell is the Grinch or Zwarte Piet/Krampus).