>mom got to the delivery before me
>she found the dress I ordered
MOTHERFUCKING RETARDS WHY WOULDN'T YOU SHIP IT IN FUCKING DISCRETE PACKAGING NOW THEY KNOW I BOUGHT A PINK DRESS WITH SISSY WRITTEN ON IT
I'M PROBABLY GOING TO GET KICKED OUT NOW YOU FUCKING PIECES OF LAZY SHITS
FUCK NOW I'M SCARED TO LEAVE MY ROOM AND I GOT TO TAKE A PISS SO BADLY

>>511186075 (OP)
>mom found out im trooning out
>wants to kick me out

and this is a problem because...?

Damn and i thought I was stressed when I was ordering 4-aco-dmt and mephedrone to my grandma's apartment

>>511186075 (OP)
Funny if true but I doubt it

>>511186075 (OP)
Mom found my psychedelic mushroom gummies I bought from the internet.

>>511186075 (OP)
These are the fags whining about Epstein btw

>>511186075 (OP)
Fuck mate I hate when that happens.
Wifey found out about my BBC dildo like that too. Shit sucks.

>>511186075 (OP)
go back to /r9gay/ you fucking queer

>>511186075 (OP)
I know this post is fake but if it were real you could tell her it's for a girl you met "online"

>>511186075 (OP)
Time for a radical bluff: say it was for her

>>511186075 (OP)
Say it's a gift for a friend.

>>511186291
my grandma drank all my pot

>>511186075 (OP)
That’s what happens when you let browns deliver your shit, faggot. Now post a pic of you in the dress

Halloween is coming up, tell her it's for a costume you idjit. (Yes i know this is a troll but still)

>>511186240
>acetylpsilocin
Based RC
It has the power to rewrite your brain if you work with it.

>>511186075 (OP)
Back to faggotcentral akareddit, kikefaggot
Trump fucks kids

>>511186075 (OP)
Enjoy your Reddit post faggot

>>511186075 (OP)
Imagine not getting quality threads like this when UK is banned

>>511186737
>Please sit on my face!

>>511186240
You could just say dmt kid you’re not impressing anyone with extra letters

>>511186075 (OP)
“¶ The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God.” (Deuteronomy 22:5)

“But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the Lord: and be sure your sin will find you out.” (Numbers 32:23)

>>511186075 (OP)
damn I thought I was stressed with my mortgage payment, car payment, losing my wife and kids and putting my dog down last week.

>>511186075 (OP)
Just say it’s a gift for a girl you like.

you can’t cure being gay
just tell your parents the truth

>OP’s super secret operation to make Pepe a gay tranny

>>511186075 (OP)
There's only one solution, and you know what it is.

>>511187128
N,N-DMT and 4-AcO-DMT aren't the same

>>511186075 (OP)
Wow bro, that's some though shit. Why do you be a faggot though

>>511186075 (OP)
Keep in mind your mom's basement is not an apartment

>>511186296
Only a retard couldn't tell the difference between a consenting adult putting on a dress and a old wrinkly conservative man raping kids but since you're the party a pedophiles I guess that makes sense

>>511186269
It’s a different experience - you’re the pretentious one

>>511186075 (OP)
Piss out the window; it’s what I do whenever my mom’s friends are over and I don’t want to come out my room to say hi.

>>511186075 (OP)

>>511186075 (OP)
>NOW THEY KNOW I BOUGHT A PINK DRESS WITH SISSY WRITTEN ON IT

>>511186075 (OP)
k

>>511186075 (OP)
You're mom already knew bro. You're such a giant faggot that I can smell you through my screen.

>>511186516
Going all in.
Bold move.