I sure as hell won't be voting for him in 2028

https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/22/food/coca-cola-cane-sugar-launch-earnings

>>511190685 (OP)
What's wrong with hfcs anyways its just corn sugar

>>511190685 (OP)
lemme guess
it'll be called "coke natural" and be sold at a premium for what is essentially the same slop

>>511190685 (OP)
>corn syrup
>sucrose
Both are harmful. I'm sticking with allulose.

>>511190955
It's going to be
>Simply Coca-Cola

Soft drinks tasted better before they were all sweetened with HFCS. It's been decades since the change over was made.

>>511190955
they already made this except it was stevia and cane sugar

>>511190685 (OP)
Coca Cola is just going to release a limited run drink to score some points with Trump then they get rid of it in a couple years.

He tried to warn us about corn pop

It is going to taste better (and unironically be healthier) than the bottle of spiced corn syrup they currently sell.

>>511190807
Mutts seriously think this fleshy blob of fat encased like a sausage in a tight wrapper is attractive.

coke is like D tier cola

>>511190685 (OP)
if they've been trying and trying to prove that some alternative food is very bad for you compared to the traditional (high fructose corn syrup, artificial sweeteners vs cane sugar) for over 60 years and they still can't do it, then it's bullshit. Probably lobbying propaganda by the sugar industry

>>511190685 (OP)
Limited time only, i suppose

>>511190685 (OP)
Kosher for passover

>>511190685 (OP)
NWO DEFEATED

KLAUS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>511193607
Kek clearly where Trump got the idea.

>>511190685 (OP)
Not the subsidy welfare queens larping as farmers! First he went after their slave labor and now this?

>>511190685 (OP)
>corn farmers

The WELFARE QUEENS of the farming world.

>>511190807
ass too fat.
and i don't mean too big.
body fat is not attractive.

Really? Corn syrup? Not the child rape? You know raping children is a crime that people go to prison for.

>>511190685 (OP)
Why are they so obsessed with growing corn no one wants? Why cant they grow an actually profitable crop and benefit everyone? Why do they need to be subsudized to all hell and make every drink have fucking corn byproduct in it?

Use that land for literally anything else. Zero sympathy.

>>511190807
Cunt needs to go on a diet and workout.
Needs to learn to work the glutes.