Anonymous
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7/24/2025, 8:48:10 AM No.511204337
>Be on an island populated by peaceful birds living a traditional lifestyle
>high trust society, offspring is unguarded because there is no such need
>one day, they are invaded by a foreign race
>they are ugly, with big noses, bringing industrialization and degeneracy
>they gain the bird's trust through media deception and by making friends with the incumbent leaders
>hosting parties that introduce degeneracy to the birds
>one bird (Red) immediately (((notices))) their tricks
>he is called a conspiracy theorist and shunned
>Red seeks out his hero, the Eagle, only to find out that the Eagle he knew was only an idea
>the Eagle was not going to save them, he represents the spirit of the people, weakened by peace and lack of struggle
>Red concludes that he must fight alone
>meanwhile on the island below, more pigs begin to invade to the point of population replacement
>none of the birds suspect the pigs at all
>that is, until (((they))) cross the line
>they steal the eggs (the youth, the future of the population) and disappear
>the birds in their desperation turn to Red, as he knew the pigs were up to porker tricks all along
>he tells the birds to get angry and rise up against the pigs, to take back the eggs and deliver due punishment
>the pigs prepare to eat the bird's young at a feast
>the birds use the technology left by the pigs to fight
>the strategy, destroy the entire island of the pigs with unabated violence
>they succeed, the birds get their eggs back by force, the Eagle even comes and does his part for his race
>at the end, the pigs island is nuked by their own bombs
Who was going to tell me that the Angry Birds movie was this based? I'm thoroughly impressed with the message being delivered through this movie and I'm quite surprised this managed to pass through the filters. How did this movie avoid getting pozzed?
>high trust society, offspring is unguarded because there is no such need
>one day, they are invaded by a foreign race
>they are ugly, with big noses, bringing industrialization and degeneracy
>they gain the bird's trust through media deception and by making friends with the incumbent leaders
>hosting parties that introduce degeneracy to the birds
>one bird (Red) immediately (((notices))) their tricks
>he is called a conspiracy theorist and shunned
>Red seeks out his hero, the Eagle, only to find out that the Eagle he knew was only an idea
>the Eagle was not going to save them, he represents the spirit of the people, weakened by peace and lack of struggle
>Red concludes that he must fight alone
>meanwhile on the island below, more pigs begin to invade to the point of population replacement
>none of the birds suspect the pigs at all
>that is, until (((they))) cross the line
>they steal the eggs (the youth, the future of the population) and disappear
>the birds in their desperation turn to Red, as he knew the pigs were up to porker tricks all along
>he tells the birds to get angry and rise up against the pigs, to take back the eggs and deliver due punishment
>the pigs prepare to eat the bird's young at a feast
>the birds use the technology left by the pigs to fight
>the strategy, destroy the entire island of the pigs with unabated violence
>they succeed, the birds get their eggs back by force, the Eagle even comes and does his part for his race
>at the end, the pigs island is nuked by their own bombs
Who was going to tell me that the Angry Birds movie was this based? I'm thoroughly impressed with the message being delivered through this movie and I'm quite surprised this managed to pass through the filters. How did this movie avoid getting pozzed?
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