Oh /pol/ told me he was in Hell. What now?

>>511204535 (OP)
I'm just a dreamer

>>511204535 (OP)
all the edgy boomer shit was only ever just marketing, we’ve known

>>511204535 (OP)
He's been quit open about his allegiance to Jesus Christ since Master of Realty. "After Forever" says it all.

*Reality

heh realty (I AM THE MASTER OF SELLING HOMES!)

>>511204535 (OP)
Did you never listen to the lyrics? All the devil stuff was about how dangerous that shit was. The evils of temptation and the sweet lies and power he gives at the cost of your soul.

>Be a piece of shit your whole life
>Kill animals
>Rape women
>Find some dumb Jewish whore to marry and market you
>Days before death 'find God'
YUP he's in heaven now that's how it works. Just be a piece of shit your whole life and find god before death or you rot in hell. YUP

I didn’t realize washing myself of sin was so easy, is this really the power of Christ?

>>511205193
Is it can work that way, but it’s not ideal and it’s not a way to be sure of your salvation. Some people say they’re “sure” they’re saved but are they really? Or is it just doctrinal faith. To actually believe you’re saved from the effects of death is a complete shift in reality. It’s the awakening of a new person.

>>511204535 (OP)
"I proclaim."

>>511205179
fr fr?

It seem like y'all are trying to deflect from the obvious devil worshiping boomer acts involved with this highly controversial figure?

It is so obvious.

>>511205193
>>Be a piece of shit your whole life
>>Kill animals
>>Rape women
Anon, I...

>>511205193
The thing is, God will not receive somebody who's dealing dishonestly with Him. If your life plan is to live like hell itself and then say a lil fake prayer in your deathbed thinking that's gonna seal the deal, you're sadly mistaken.

>>511205179
This. It's funny how boomers never listen to their music. My father loved Black Sabbath but hated that they were Satanist. I showed him a recording of the original war pigs song and assorted lyrics. Blew my dads mind

>>511205193
He never raped anyone.

Sharon smothered him to death with a pillow

>>511205193
Muslims genocide people, torture, rape, steal - But Allah forgives all as long as they believe him in before death

>>511204535 (OP)
BASED OZZY

>>511205612
Based.
>*cuz mama...mama I'm comin HO-mppphh!....*
>"Shhhhh sssshhhhh shhhhh that's it's, baby...."

>>511205619
Not really. According to mudslime lore, the only way to secure your virgins is to die for the cause of the moon devil. If that doesn't happen, the child rapist may show up as you're crossing the bridge and literally push you off of it and into hell for no reason. That's why they're desperate to die and take as many with them as possible.

Not making shit up, ask a mudslime.