God owes me a cute Japanese girlfriend with Humungous boobs

Sorry but the consolation prize for being born brown is a fake gold chain.

>>511210959 (OP)
Sorry, you get some uggo hikikomori with long black unwashed hair who smells like a wet rat who hasnt bathed in 2 years and her room is full of trash.

>>511210959 (OP)
Yes that and the release of all the epstein files.

>>511210959 (OP)
same

>>511211060
HOLY SEX, WHEN DO I GET HER????!?!?

>>511210959 (OP)
Why she did it

Don't believe their lies. I reenacted that one anime scene by ordering a short busty outcall girl. She was both short, and busty, and very fat. She was looking for a sock after we were done and it was stuck to her back.
Also I had prepped the bath water and immediately knew that was not going to happen.
Cute girl though, turned out better than expected.

>>511211060

Sign me right up for that. I'll take her!

>>511210959 (OP)
I can tell she has no ass. I prefer pear-shaped bodies.

>>511211110
when you stick your dick in her cunt it starts to dissolve and after sex if you dont wash it off her cunt acid eats at your penis flesh, also her breath smells worse than her asshole does.

>>511211258
>>511211060
I can fix her