Wife wants me wear this to make sure im not cheating on her.

>>511218839 (OP)
Means you need to fuck her sister in front of her to assert your dominance.

your wife wants you to wear a fake clickbait headline screenshot?

>>511218839 (OP)
its over bro
sorry you had to find out this way

Its some sort of mind viewer device.

>>511218839 (OP)
Cheat on her and say its her fault for being such a control freak.

>>511219182
I can't do it bros, I got kids and money. No one told me marriage would be this way!

>>511219267
That is a (((you))) problem.

>>511219267
wild but yea; my wife found a long blonde hair in the passenger seat of one of our cars one time and swore i was cheating on her(it was her mothers)
women are retarded

Sex tapes and horror vids all night errynight

>>511218839 (OP)
Make her wear some Irish sunglasses.

>>511219267
Liar

because wife is cheating on you and needs to flip the blame so she can gain the social approval she feels she needs so she can leave you for chads

also this isn`t real, as im sure most of us know. so if its a social experiment to see how gullible we are thats faulty. its just more interesting to respond as if it was real and have a conversation about how bitter we are in regards to women over it then just say its fake over and over

>>511218839 (OP)
>Jesus Christ that's a lot of spiders
I used to keep a dream diary in an attempt to lucid dream, but quickly realized I was having several nightmares per night and it was better to forget.

>>511219184
Neat!