>Sea buckthorn (Also known as seaberry) takes ~4 years from seed to begin to set fruit
>Can be propagated by softwood and hardwood cuttings, layering and suckers
>Only need 1 male for every 6 to 8 female plants
>Enormous yields of delicious and extremely healthy fruit that costs way too much to buy if you are in one of the few places where it is available in stores
>Berries actually contain fatty acids

If you have land, there's something edible that can grow there. A small investment now can save your life as food prices continue to rise.

There are so many fruits you've probably never heard of. For all you know, goumi berry might be your new favourite.

>>511221996 (OP)
>Does not grow in Canada
My guess is another bot that combs /pol/ users' phones then presents privacy violating content from said combings here as the basis of slide threads.

>>511222191
It's a new crop to Canada. I know of people who grow it in both BC and QC.

but it has thorns and i already have too many blueberries

>>511221996 (OP)
That's nice and all but there is a board for this kind of threads. Not like jannies give a fuck the only moderators are anons now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKZsMNfRiRE

Here's a really weird one you probably never heard of. It really doesn't look or sound appealing, but the fruit is very highly prized for its flavour.

>>511222539
>Doesn't want to survive famine during WWIII
Real Frenchmen love their berries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJQaPvExfto

>>511221996 (OP)
Yea buckthorn everything is what Russian food is like, so that says everything you need to know about how easy it is to cultivate.

>>511222696
>People who were forced to grow food to survive famines grow it
See?

>>511221996 (OP)
everyone should Google what edible plants grow in their area. there's food all around you.

>>511222051
“Man needs nothing but dates and milk to survive; if he had honey, it would be a feast.”
Gaddafi, Green Book

>>511222781
Learning what to eat and avoid like the plague is a fantastic skill to have, but it's first come first serve in nature.
I love grapes, but moonseed grapes... not so much.

>>511222735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlbdCFwPEG0

>>511222922
I do actually like buckwheat. IIRC it's related to rhubarb.

>>511222191
My phone is filled with pictures of my blueberries, blackberries, and nature in general. Jews have now associated a link between nature lovers and National Socialists

>>511223320
The US Federal government has openly claimed in the past that an interest in gardening and food preservation like canning is a "sign of radicalization", lmao.

There's nothing more wholesome than growing food. Some of my fondest memories of childhood were of picking snow peas right off the vine.

On my little bit of land (3.5 acres) I grow blueberries, blackberries, persimmons, peaches, elderberry, pawpaw, plums, mulberries, strawberries, asparagus, pecans, figs. Some of these are native. We also have a vegetable garden, chickens and goats.
Not sure this is political but I recommend it.

>>511223270
Rhubarb is nasty until you boil it and hide it with sugar, and strawberries desu, but yea strawberry rhubarb cake with the sugar on top is one of my favorites.

>>511223785
It really depends on the variety. There are some that are pretty good fresh. If you sprinkle a little bit of sugar on it, it's quite tasty, though.
I'd also like to try adding some salt and chilli pepper to that mix for shiggles next time I have some rhubarb handy.

>>511223780
I really need to get some asparagus established.

>>511221996 (OP)
This is /pol/, a board for politics

>>511224026
Agriculture is constantly under attack, food prices are skyrocketing and supply lines are ridiculously vulnerable.
If you don't start growing food or are on really good terms with people who do, you are likely to die before 2030.

>>511221996 (OP)
They're somewhat common here. You can buy a pack of frozen berries for a couple of dollars here. They're common to eat with ice, or to make booze tastier.

>>511224026
that's what's being discussed, yeah

>>511222814
>“AAAAAcck.”
>Also Gaddafi

>>511224071
I'd really appreciate your input on local plants, since they'd probably do well in my climate (zone 5).

>>511224026
Its a board for political incorrectness which means the opposite of communism, which is either libertarianism or national socialism. Gardening and cultivating your own food is related to both libertarianism and national socialism.

>>511224198
I'm very much a libertarian.
These threads are about becoming more independent. Not necessarily completely independent, but able to survive longer on your own if things go to shit (they are).

>>511221996 (OP)
very sour and quite bitter.

>>511224166
We have coastal climate here, with warm nights due to all the warm water surrounding the islands. Think it's different from where you probably are. Besides, I'm no botanist, so don't really know much. Else I would have gladly helped. Here, you can grow pretty much anything during summer, honestly. It's even hot enough for palm trees. Only the winter kills it all off.

>>511224308
The key is to have a good variety of produce.
This is beneficial for a number of reasons...
Maybe you get a late frost that hurts the flowers of one of your plants but not the others. Maybe there's a drought during the middle of summer and you lose your grapes or something...
You have to hedge your bets as much as you can. Think of it like investing. You don't park all your money in one stock, right?

>>511224250
Im a National Socialist because its about using stoicism and mild collectivism to combat a much more intense and deadly collectivism. I have nothing wrong with libertarians besides I dont think they stand a chance when they are atomized, against the nigger swarms like we see in South Africa, and saw in Rhodesia. Not that it matters, as if anyone would ask me, but Id be glad to have a special libertarian zone within a much larger national socialist ethnostate. Think of it like a special economic zone, which some countries already use:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaesong_Industrial_Region
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rason_Special_Economic_Zone

>>511224409
Where I'm at it goes from -40 to +40 C and back again in one year.

>>511224500
Yeah, continental climate is something else, kek. How are the nights there? I assume it gets rather chilly as well. The water stabilizes the temp here, so during days it's 20-25 C, and then it only drops to around 18 during night.

Gaddafi was a libertarian btw, he was a bedouin. It means hes part of nomadic tribes. Its not individualism its tribalism. Tribalistic libertarianism, move around, with the breeze with nature. Avoid cities. You could stretch it into agrarianism, but nomads dont have farmers plots. Hes not a farmer. How is a non-farmer a communist.

>>511224730
Winter nights are when we hit -40, though it's really the wind that kills you.
During summer, nights are often hotter than the day, which makes it impossible to sleep.

>>511224799
Green onions, scallions I think. Leeks. I know green onions, they all grow inside in a jar of water just from scraps of the other. Also of course potatoes, but thats outside. You can grow some small greens like that in your warm house even in winter.

>>511225177
There's a surprising amount of stuff that survives the winter, but it's mostly small bushes and stone fruit.
Lots and lots of berries.
What I lack is fatty fruits like olives and avocado or spices. Too cold for them.

>>511224799
>During summer, nights are often hotter than the day, which makes it impossible to sleep.
Sounds like here. Although it's not actually hotter, but feels like due to all the moisture in the air. Summer nights here are often insufferable. You can hardly breathe, and your bed just gets soaked in sweat. But sounds like you have it the same way, kek.

Most winters, the temp only goes below freezing a few times. Even in Feb, which is the coldest month, the avg. temp is above freezing - even most nights. Again because of the water. But depends on where you are. In the middle of Jutland, it freezes way more often than here on the islands.

>>511224068
>>511224085
>>511224198
You weren't talking about any of that though. You were just talking about faggy plants and shit. I've reported all of you.

>>511225264
You can get these like 20, 28, 32 watt grow frequency bulbs that are not anywhere near as hard as a ballasted like 400w, 600, 8 1200 watt setup etc. It should be enough to grow basic greens, I used several of them plus a self made tinfoil shroud using just tape to start pot plants. Id get them like 2 feet tall, they would be root bound and thats when I ideally plant them outside - because Id start them with snow on the ground.

Pot is almost the same as tomatoes, its a joke that you go to the gardening store and when they ask what are you growing, you say oh, tomatoes. The same advice is almost universal, some slight differences in fertilizer concentration for example. This was before it was legal, but yea kale is a great one Ive actually grown. Its the type of plant you just rip some leaves off the bottom, and it grows higher. Put them on your burger instead of lettuce or whatever, and remember the smaller leaves are less bitter - the bigger it grows, the more bitter it will be. At the same time I looked it up myself, and the bitterness is the actual vitamins and stuff you want. So if you can tolerate it, more bitter = better for you.

>>511225362
Yes, continental humid. AKA hell on Earth. You never get used to the temperature.

>>511225432
Actually announcing that you reported some is a violation of the rules.
Discussing a subject that is mired in politics at every level is allowed on /pol/.

>>511225432
Cry about it, on Reddit you absolute niggerfaggot.

>>511225524
>announcing that you reported someone*

>>511225495
>Pot is almost the same as tomatoes, its a joke that you go to the gardening store and when they ask what are you growing, you say oh, tomatoes. The same advice is almost universal, some slight differences in fertilizer concentration for example.
This 100%. It's so easy to grow plants once you know this. It's only slight adjustments from plant to plant, stuff like NPK values and drainage (type of medium), but besides that they just need some fucking water and some sun.

>>511225524
Sounds horrid, kek. I remember in Thailand that it was 30-32 during nights, with almost 100% humidity. It was so bad my lungs clogged up with white slime for some reason. Felt like it gave me some sort of bronchitis. Here, I have no pulmonary issues at all.

>>511223785
rhubarb is delicious even raw

>>511226016
Depends. I've had a variety that was like biting into a lemon.

>>511221996 (OP)
you know soup anon
but do you know fruit leaf?

>>511225524
You weren't discussing anything political. I know I'm violating the rules but I'm taking a chance to take you faggots down with me. This whole thread will be nuked off the face of the goddamn board and your faggoty weeds and your pagan witch talk will be no more

>>511221996 (OP)
>Enormous yields of delicious and extremely healthy fruit

That`s one way to tell that you`ve never dealt with this plant.

It`s a bitch to harvest - berries cling tightly onto spiky, thorny branches. When ripe, berries burst if you so much as look at them wrong - the only way to harvest is to cut the branches WITH the berries. Underripe berries are easier to pick - but are more sour than a lemon.
Uncooked berries` taste ranges from extremely tart and astringent to mildly sweet-and-tart astringent.
Made in jam (its main use) this thing is a VERY acquired taste.

So much so that it is usually used as a vitamin boost for the and a remedy for a cold.

>>511226128
>The femboy rages at the Chad farmers for he knows they are better than him
I'm sure the mods just love the idea of being your errand boys, right?

>>511226284
>YOU HAVE TO COOK IT!
That's the point of growing them, yes.
Next you're going to talk shit about aronia berries because you don't eat them right off the bush, either.

Hell, some foods need to be processed to make them not toxic (like fiddleheads) and we still consider them delicacies.

>>511221996 (OP)
>oy vey grow some chicken feed and eat it goyim!
Gas yourself, Shekelstein. There's a reason humans eat real fruit and not chicken feed. Those taste fucking awful and are a pain in the ass to pick.
>>511222191
>>Does not grow in Canada
Yes it does, retard.

variety of beans, varieties of squash, potatoes, every pepper known to man, herbs, sunflowers, wildflowers, okra, 4 variety of tomatoes, carrots, onions, garlic, pumpkins, peanuts, cucumbers, peas, turnips, varieties of baby greens, spinach, black raspberry, dewberry, american plum

>OH NO, GUYS. DON'T GROW RASPBERRIES, THEY HAVE THOOOOOOOOOOOORNS
Boo hoo.

>>511226079
but thats the good part no? they always tasted like a sour apple candy to me dont remember ever having a bad bite

>>511226444
Retards consider them delicacies. Fiddleheads are just straight up worse than asparagus, there is no upside to eating them at all.

>WAAAAAAAH, I DON'T GET ENOUGH CALORIES FROM BERRIES
Then grow some fucking nuts.

>>511224109
jew

>>511226572
you can make bank growing hazelnuts and chestnuts

>>511226556
The ones I really like are more like a granny smith apple, yes.
>>511226558
>Hating on fiddleheads
PLEB
They're one of the best spring harvests.

>>511222567
Is that the infamous open arse?

>>511226128
what are the political implications of karens infesting online male spaces?

>>511226754
It's nicknamed "the dog's ass fruit" because it looks like a dog's ass. The taste is more like a spiced apple pudding.

>>511221996 (OP)
So weird. Had never heard of Sea Buckthorn ever, until yesterday after doing a search about fatty acids when hoping to learn the chemistry of how to artificially age paper. And now here it is again.

>>511223405
>The US Federal government has openly claimed in the past that an interest in gardening and food preservation like canning is a "sign of radicalization", lmao.
>source: just trust me, eh??
Fucking hoser.

>>511226981
This was back during the Obama admin, if memory serves. You're probably too young to have seen it.

>>511226605
>one of the best
>after literally everything else edible

>>511227165
Maybe you're just a terrible cook.

>>511227069
That was probably a 4chan meme

>>511227299
No, it was an actual thing. IIRC it was the FBI that said it.

>>511227069
>misremember something that was misunderstood in the first place
>repeat it as fact anyway
>attempt to deflect when called out
Back to r*ddit, faggot.
All fields.

>>511227503
I don't particularly value your belief in what I say, so I'm not going to bother digging back a decade to sate your curiosity.

>>511226592
That's nuts.

>>511227446
no it was a fake canadian article made for the luls

>>511227760
1 lb of hazelnuts costs more than 2 trees and a hazelnut tree can produce 25 lbs in a year.

>>511222179
if they tasted good they would already be common in cooking and cuisine. every "rare" food i've ever tried has been disgusting.

>>511227992
What have you tried?

>>511227992
If you've had so many rare fruits, you must be able to review a few.

>>511226016
Finns:
>rhubarb is delicious even raw
Also Finns:
>Rotting fish is delicious

Hell, a lot of the time the plants are literally named after a more common plant, like "highbush cranberry" which isn't actually related to cranberries.

>inb4 Anon talks shit about cranberries like he doesn't eat cranberry sauce every year.

>>511228274
I would try the fermented fish. It's no weirder than cheese. I quite like their licorice, too.

>>511228292
viburnum are good plants

>>511228345
whats that rotting whale fin dish or something from the faroe islands
You're thinking of ræstur grind, a traditional Faroese dish made from fermented pilot whale meat and blubber. It’s part of the broader category of ræst foods, which are semi-dried and fermented using the natural cold and salty air of the Faroe Islands.

What Is Ræstur Grind?
Ingredients: Pilot whale meat and blubber

Preparation:

The meat and blubber are sliced into thin strips called likkjur and hung to dry.

Over time, they ferment naturally in open-air sheds called hjallar.

Flavor Profile: Strong, pungent, and deeply umami—definitely an acquired taste!

Serving: Often eaten cold with boiled potatoes and mustard, or as part of a kalt borð (cold table) alongside other traditional dishes like dried fish and fermented lamb2.

Health & Controversy
Health Concerns: Pilot whale meat has been found to contain high levels of mercury and PCBs, leading to recommendations that it be consumed sparingly or avoided altogether3.

Cultural Significance: Despite health warnings and international criticism of whaling, the dish remains a cherished part of Faroese heritage and survival history.

Would you ever try something like that, or does the idea of fermented whale blubber send you running for a salad?

>>511228062
>>511228165
i've tried many, here are a few that come to mind
currants: disgusting, sour and bitter.
paw paw: not gross but not good either
passionfruit: disgusting texture with horrible seeds and bad flavor
starfruit: tough and bad flavor

similar experience with "rare" vegetables and meats, and yes i've tried quite a few.

>>511228885
>currants
Make fantastic jams. The red ones in particular are very rich in pectin, so they help the jam to set.
>paw paw
Like a mix between mango, banana and pineapple in a plant that grows as far north as Southern Canada. There's nothing like it.
>passionfruit
Delicious as an ingredient
>starfruit
Eh, these are alright. The ones I had were a bit more sour than an orange but less sweet. That said, the cultivars that actually make it here are the ones with the best shelf life, not necessarily the best flavour.

>>511227206
>no its not that the plant itself is worse it is that you somehow cook fiddleheads badly but cook asparagus just fine!
>no I don't have anything logical or intelligent to say I am a redditbrained faggot

>>511222922
>NS flag
>posts a kike ranking food
why even bother with the memeflag?

I don't give a fuck about "rare" shit. What I want to know is that is the hardiest shit that doesn't require a shit ton of work to keep it alive and producing. Zone 7b/8a.

>>511221996 (OP)
Anon fights a losing battle agains white cucks being consumerist scum lol

>>511224469
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaesong_Industrial_Region
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rason_Special_Economic_Zone
that's actually quite interesting

>>511230323
>zone 7
Lots of berries and stone fruit.
Dessert apples are a pain in the ass, so don't bother unless you're making cider.

>>511221996 (OP)
they make a great condiment to gin and tonic

>>511230609
We actually had the opposite in a lot of Western countries, where we'd have experimental communes. Most of them fail pretty spectacularly because the people starting them are basically cultists.

>>511221996 (OP)
Comon here, it's healthy but the taste is far from delicious.

>>511231066
Speaking of gin, juniper is really fucking cool looking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfIJiGvkqIk

>>511226085
>fruit leaf
this, don't know how many threads like these he made already, but i enjoyed reading through this one. canadianon, keep up the good work

>>511231210
Who's counting? lol
The goal isn't the number of posts, it's interacting with people.
If even a few of the people here go from being total NEETs to even gardening as a hobby, then I consider that a huge win.
Agriculture is one of the most fundamental human activities. Your brain is wired to find picking berries immensely satisfying.

>>511228885
>currants
they make good wine, or jelly, or juice
plus, the black ones leaves you can make tea with
red ones are also good for sparkling wine
their leaves dont smell or taste anything though
try goose berries, they are also based af
>>511231188
they take a long time to grow
three years before berries are blue i think. they're green for two years and then turn blue the third, or something
i've got a few female junipers that have the berries, but not enough to supply my endless craving for gin

>>511226956
>artificially age paper
care to elaborate?

>>511222051
You're much better off growing trees like aspen, mimosa, and mulberry to feed livestock than you would be if you're depending on fruit.

>>511231533
Raising animals is also relevant to these threads, but less accessible than growing plants, so I don't consider them the focus.

>>511231608
>less accessible than growing plants
Not true, the plants you're talking about aren't accessible for years after planting. Livestock can be harvested every year and subsist on plants that are already growing on your property.

>>511231384
>Agriculture is one of the most fundamental human activities.
couldn't agree more

>>511232033
plants don't demand the same amount of responsibility or care
animals you need to look after every day, one way or another
you cant get into legal trouble for mistreating your plants

>>511232033
i assume he is talking more about space requirements and potential permits that come with raising live stock. if you have plant even in a little garden, nobody is going to bother you.

>>511221996 (OP)
>>511222051
I planted trees the other day and a wetback came onto my property with roundup and hosed everything.
>you can-
No, I can’t, not until I move very far away from all the subhumans.

I started growing fruit on my land and found a tree that looks very much like my berries right next to them which turned out to be poisonous. Later that month I found water hemlock on the property.

>>511228292
Pimbina's taste depend on the cultivar, the wild ones I tried taste like wet socks even when turned into jam.
>>511228478
Nannyberries are nice they taste like bananas+dates, too bad the fruit is kinda small and rarely reach the +1cm size.
I planted a dozen on my garden.
>>511228885
Currants: black currants are exceptional and the variety I have is very vigorous and healthy, I'm cloning 20 plants this year because I absolutely love the taste; the red currants are way more sour and they stay red and look ripe on the plant for a month but they are not ready yet except for jam and recipes.
Paw paw: mines are 1 meter tall started from seed bought from professional orchards in Kentucky and other places in the USA.

>>511231384
Your goal is to make yourself feel special by posting retarded shit most people don't know enough to realize is retarded.

>>511232402
You get what you put in.
>>511232431
These are different issues and they still don't make fruit trees a better strategy than livestock.

>>511232997
>You get what you put in.
sure, its your own decision in the end anyway
for me chickens and two beehives are enough in terms of animals to care for

>>511232479
Why is there a beaner roaming around your property destroying your possessions?

>>511232997
i'm not sure whether it's reading comprehension, or it may have to do with you being American unable to imagine live being different somewhere else, but a lot of people barely have any garden. imagine you have access to 2 m2 only, you could plant a berry bush there, but there is barely a chance to raise livestock there.

>>511233265
>a lot of people barely have any garden
You are very smart, Hans. You recognize the real problems, just like your ancestors.

>>511221996 (OP)
Fruits and especially berries are for fags and hippis

>>511233524
>ignores the discussion, proceeds with sarcasm
there's something peculiar about people from the states, like i can relate to for example east Asians way more than to you, even though Europeans and US Americans are genetic cousins.

>>511221996 (OP)
I'm growing edible Yuca, sweet potato, watermelon, Sunchoke, tomatoes, potatoes, peppers, herbs, sugar cane and okra this year. I planted a shit ton of trees a couple years back. Since I'm on a residential plot, I had to space the trees carefully. I have 3 loquats, 2 kumquats, 2 guava, 4 figs, 3 persimmon, 2 columnar apple trees, 2 dwarf mulberry, 1 finger lime, 1 grapefruit, 1 mini wurtz avocado, 1 moringa, 4 orange trees of various cultivars and 1 Meyer lemon. I still have room for 7 more trees because all the trees I planted were dwarf varieties. I'm hoping to get some Gold Kist Apricots this year and 14 more garden beds. Then, I can take a breath. Next year, I'll get a chicken coop. Bawk, Bawk.

>>511234300
If you have less land growing fruit is an even less viable strategy. I probably have an entire acre of blackberries on my property so I can make a couple pies in the summer.

>>511232890
If I'm incorrect about something, feel free to correct me. I'm learning new stuff every day.

>>511233265
If you're raising animals but buying all their food, then you're doing it wrong, IMO.

>>511234904
>Guava
These little fucks taste amazing when made into a jam and put on toast with cream cheese, but GOD DAMN DO THEY STINK.
My family purchased some at the store and handed it to me. The whole place smelled like cat piss for days.

>>511235348
Take that Guava jam, and sweetened cream cheese, put it into puff pastry, roll it up and bake at 350 until golden brown. Coat it with a simple syrup after. You'll thank me later. I trade them with my next door neighbor for fresh eggs.

>>511235757
>puff pastry
That's just cheating, lmao
It's like the bacon of baking

>>511221996 (OP)
>takes ~4 years from seed to begin to set fruit
Lol, no they don't. They grow here in the wild on the west coast of Sweden and I forage them every season.

>>511221996 (OP)
Haaaaaaaaaaautoooooooooorn

>>511236610
forgot the photo

>>511226981
You don't remember when the FBI was surveiling people purely for attending the extraordinary form of mass?

>>511236954
It's probably a Zoomer. He would've been watching cartoons and playing vidya at the time, if he was even alive.

>>511227992

A lot of the reason why some delicious fruits and vegetables don't make it into stores is due to their shelf-life and durability in packaging and handling.

>>511238258
Exactly.
The more convenient ones like jujube can actually be found in import sections.
Those don't even need any processing. If you leave them on the tree, they dry up on their own.

>>511232479
Get a motion activated sprinkler system.

>>511235164
I did, you cried like a bitch. The thread is still here, you can re-read it if you have forgotten already.

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fuck off berryniggers post politics or news.