Anonymous
ID: 5qZ4zKME
7/24/2025, 3:12:44 PM No.511223060
>be humiliation ritual dancer
>work 40 hours a week doing rodent dances for screaming obese mini mutts
>corporate says "we're a family"
>makes you dance to Baby Shark for $13 in a sweaty fursuit
>management promises a pizza party instead of a raise
>one day snap and refuse
>immediately escorted out by Officer Schwabstein
>mini mutts cry, boomers riding mobility scooters clap
>manager uploads it to LinkedIn with #AccountabilityCulture
>this is the American Dream
>work 40 hours a week doing rodent dances for screaming obese mini mutts
>corporate says "we're a family"
>makes you dance to Baby Shark for $13 in a sweaty fursuit
>management promises a pizza party instead of a raise
>one day snap and refuse
>immediately escorted out by Officer Schwabstein
>mini mutts cry, boomers riding mobility scooters clap
>manager uploads it to LinkedIn with #AccountabilityCulture
>this is the American Dream
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