Why aren't we domesticating more species as pets? It's all dogs and cats every fucking time!

We tried domesticating niggers.

Geckos

>>511223102 (OP)
coyotes can be tamed if you get them as a puppy only
possums can be tamed and are way better than cats. they actually love being touched and held by humans. and they are so docile.

>>511223436

>>511223436
Most cats enjoy being touched and held by people if they're not feral. Opossums only live 2-3 years so they're a pretty lousy pet.

>>511223279
Obsolete farm equipment

no animal should be a pet
i say this not out of love for animals, but because the majority of pet owners are retards who live in filth and allow their heckin child surrogate furbabies to shit all over the city
dogs and cats are work animals who should only be allowed to exist on farms

>>511223102 (OP)
Doesnt it take like 500 years to domesticate an animal? Idk im no zoologist

>>511223102 (OP)
That's a foxlet.
We (humankind) domesticate wild animals strictly for gain and profit.
Cats were used to eat mice that ate our grain and brought disease.
Dogs were used to defend our livestock from other wild life.
Livestock was domesticated for obvious reasons.
>>511223490
Cute but kinda useless.
>>511223520
>Most cats enjoy being touched and held by people if they're not feral.
I'm not feral but my cat only sits on my lap when she wants.

>>511223102 (OP)
The Japs and the Russians both had fox domestication experiments.
One of the few things that Russia did right.
the foxes began to start resembling dogs in some ways.

>>511223102 (OP)
Because most other animals stink, dogs happened to stink relatively little, and cats stink even less because they came from a desert cat that couldn't waste it's hydration spraying musk everywhere(even so, male cats still do it if they aren't fixed)

Every cool animal that you think should be domesticated either stinks, or is nocturnal.

>>511223939
>my cat only sits on my lap when she wants.
Meh, that's just because some cats are temperamental. My black male cat loved to sit on you, but you couldn't put him on your lap. He had to choose to do it. My blind calico female is just so stupid that you can put her anywhere and she'll stay and purr and drool like a retard.

>>511224260
That's what I'm talking about, they are very independent and do stuff only when they feel like it.
It's good that you picked a blind cat to take. Calicos are cool, you can try to have her reproduce with the hope her blindness isn't genetic.

>>511224631
Nah, she's fixed. She's only blind in one eye, though. She's very sweet and gives lots of head bumps, but I miss my old black cat. He was the best.

>>511224069
Russians tamed bears too
Pet bear is the best home security

>>511224241
Bears don't stink that bad. We have ursari gypsies who tame bears.

>>511223102 (OP)
Try to smell Fox piss, and you know why we dont domesticate them.

>>511224766
My black cat had his tail amputated because of an injury. Lived for another 7.5 years until kidney disease did him in. He was the best.

>>511224766
Gorgeous girl
>>511224891
He looked badass, RIP buddy

>>511224766
Glad she's blind in only one eye.
She's a cute pirate.
Too bad she isn't a male, you could've called him Calico Jack.
Yeah, them dying is never cool but the good time you had with your nigger bro was surely worth it.

>>511225013
Thanks! It really is amazing how different their personalities are. The black guy wanted to be on top of everything and would hate to be under a blanket and wouldn't crawl under furniture. He also hated to have your face near his. The blind girl crawls under everything and loves to butt heads.

I like all animals, but I really think cats are the best pet for most people. They just don't know it.

>>511224241
or both in the case of foxes, kek
really, too many people think more pets should exist but ignore the obviously cool options of non mammals. I'm not even saying get a hundred year old vampire parrot, just grab a bug. Any bug. Take a cricket from outside
What, do you want a pet you can cuddle? Then get a mammal, retard. Or fuck around and find out with a tarantula/snake

>>511224891
Kidney failure is from shit food, or at least this was for my old cat. His liver failed first probably.
F rabbit.

>>511223102 (OP)
Tried domesticating a worm, didn't quite work so I fed him to the fish

>>511225311
Best animals are wildlife. Try befriending a crow. Highly intelligent and sociable. And no, you can't cage it.

>>511225351
I fed him good food for the vast majority of his life. Twice yearly blood and urine tests. Megacolon is what really did him in, but the root cause was kidney failure.

>>511223788
Well dogs shouldn't exist at all. They're not natural and have no use besides narcissism props.

>>511223279
Fpbp

>>511223436
“Tame” is an overstatement for coyotes. They are never truly tamed until after a few generations

>>511223102 (OP)
>Why aren't we domesticating more species as pets?

We are, it just takes a long time. I think the most recent ones were foxes and otters, and we'll have cheetahs domesticated with the next 5-10 years or so.

>>511223490
Jesus. How could something that starts off as such an adorable baby turn into a hideously disgusting trash gremlin as an adult?

>>511223788
>>511226033
Dogs make good companions in a terrible dysfunctional world

>>511223102 (OP)
foxes are in the canine group, they're cousins of dogs
but they behave more like cats
so they're dogs and cats at the same time

>>511224260
>>511224766
black cat is best cat

>>511226348
I still think the adults have a charm in their own hideous way.

>>511224891
fuck yea bro. looks like a good kot. sorry he's gone

>>511225311
>>511224891
WHERE TAIL?!

>>511226563
I agree 100%.

>>511225311
my black female cat
>>511226563
insists on climbing on my shoulder and being carried around for 15 minutes at time
literally follows me and meows until I pick her up or let her climb
she bumps my chin with her head and sometims licks my ear
also drools from her nose when snuggling
and it's technically not even my cat
appeared around the house one day since I keep my door open in the summer
she definitely has a second home somewhere because she's never very hungry and hasn't gone pregnant in the 4+ years I know her so someone must have neutered her

>>511226923
I think he got hit by a car. He couldn't really move it anymore due to some severed nerves, so I had to get it amputated. He had a little nub he could still wag, though.

>>511224837
I want a bear, damn it.

>>511223102 (OP)
I a cat as big as a large dog like a lynx or puma

>>511225556
Bro, I swear it's the food. Cats are not designed to eat the shit we give them.
My grandma had a cat that was fed strictly on fish and rice and was like immortal or something.

>>511227131
nice that it didn't affect his jumping balance

>>511226824
Yeah, they're cute.

>>511227152
Move to Russia if you want a bear. It's legal and there's documentation on how raise it. They are like big dogs. Really big dogs that eat about 35kg of food a day, when they are adults.

>>511227167
It's genetics too. I promise you there are few people that have done what I did for that cat. Thousands of dollars in dental work, an echocardiogram, etc. I gave him blood thinners, chicken flavored laxatives from compounding pharmacies, and did everything I could. He meant that much to me.

>>511223102 (OP)
No mention of horses? Really?

>>511227303
>They are like big dogs
dogs and bears had a common ancestor 10+ millions of years ago

>>511227463
goats make friendly pets too
and they're walkable

>>511227463

>>511223102 (OP)
Snakes, horses, cows, pigs, parekeets, blue macaws, iguanas, lambs, weasels, ferrets, mice, hamsters, guinea pigs, chickens, eagles, leopards, senegal bush, ants, anteaters, beetles, microbes, plants, etc

>>511227498
Evolution is one of satans many lies

>>511227430
>did everything I could.
I'm telling you bro, it's an entire conspiracy. I had a based vet who was good enough to explain that it's like in human medicine.
They give you the poison so you'll need their medicine.
Genetic predisposition is the cat needing to eat actual food, a mouse now and then. Mine found a roach and ate it before I could stop her. She doesn't feel like hunting doves, she's intrigued by them and tries to socialize.

>>511225176
Calico cats are almost always female. Like 99% of the time they are female for some reason.

>>511223102 (OP)
Another day another thread proving how mentally ill petfags are

>>511228538
Not sure about the percentage but factually correct, males are rare.
Imagine being the 1%

>>511228717
>Another day another thread proving how mentally ill petfags are
says the brown who drinks cow piss and bathes in their shit

>>511223102 (OP)
Foxes are canids like dogs and wolves. The Chihuahua, for example, may be related to the Fennec fox.

>>511228717
Sorry for playing with your food

>>511228791
>>511228956
Cat shits and pisses in your house and you dont notice the smell. You are brown.

>>511229075
>Cat shits and pisses in your house
nope, it goes out
I have not seen a cat turd in years

>>511227658
The jew fears the outdoorsman goat herder as much as he fears the indoor chicken farmer.

>>511228753
If I'm not mistaken, the males are even typically sterile. It's all because of how coloring genes are transmitted in cats. The orange and black coloring only come on the X chromosomes. So for females they can have one black and one orange. To be a male cat with that, you basically need to be a freak.

>>511229115
>Streets have piss and shit littered everywhere
>Y-you are the brown one
Complete and total mental illness.

>>511223102 (OP)
Um sweatie, pets are bad for climate change.
You will own nothing by 2030, not even pets.

>>511227303
>Move to Russia
I might consider that if there wasn't the chance of being drafted and sent to Ukraine like that other burger was recently.

>>511229233
>>Streets
the woods begins just outside my plot
but the apartment you share with your 12 cousins stinks of curry and feet

>>511227157
Get a Serval

>>511223102 (OP)
JEWS IN AMERICA ARE DOMESTICATING NIGGERS RIGHT NOW. GERMANS DOMESTICATE ARABS AND TURKS. WHO ARE YOU DOMESTICATING? EXACTLY.

>>511229075
>Cat shits and pisses in your house and you dont notice the smell.
We accept jeets, being around us. Smelling a bit of shit when she goes to the litter is a small price to pay.
As a fucking leaf you should understand better.

>>511223102 (OP)
Most people can barely take care of dogs and you want them to have exotic animals?

>>511226923
cut at birth, he's american

It's cleaner.

>>511227498
yes, bears are canines, theyre basically asocial wolves

>>511229542
He did have the tail when he was an outdoor cat. He wasn't very good at being one.

>>511229495
You are one step away from doing that brownoid. You already worship animals in your home, just drink cow piss already

>>511229160
Wouldn't mind getting freaky with all those cats.
I have a theory that they come out male or female according to the environment.
They did some data analysis on birthrates in Romania and they found that during hot weather women would birth more male babies.

>>511229643
>brownoid
>is a shitskin
Yeah ok leaf. Eat shit, we all know what you are and your projection is confirming it.

>>511228537
They told me his kidney's were suspect from the beginning and eating quality food was important. He drank so much water. SO MUCH. I had him on a good diet and it definitely gave him many quality years.

>>511223102 (OP)
Pets are kind of fucking gay. Animals used to be working companions, not simple pets.

>>511229643
Why are you so angry? I didn't insult Canada or Canadian people.
I called you a fucking leaf because that's what we call you fucking leaves around hear.
I didn't mention The Day of The Rake.

>>511229917
>eating quality food was important.
Of course. My point is food is at the root and usually damages the liver first. My vet used to say it's just like in society with big pharma, and I believe what he told me.

>>511229926
My cat eats roaches and other bugs.

>>511229904
>>511229969
Simple fact is you are childless brownoid genetic dead ends and cope with that fact by buying animals to replace your non existent children just like 40 year old barren roasties. Go ahead. Keep coping and seething.

>>511230437
A worthy companion indeed.

>>511230552
I already said sorry for playing with your food.
My cat is cool and you suck balls.

>>511223102 (OP)
I had a pet squirrel as a kid but it got loose and a school bus ran him over right in front me. RIP

>>511228820
No. Foxes are canines but they have a totally different number of chromosomes than dogs and wolves. Fox-dog hybrids is impossible.

>>511227167
This cat nigga eating sushi!

>>511230863
ahem.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogxim

Calicos are bad for the environment. They only produce females. Absolutely parasitic. Also, calicos are fucking retarded. I have a calico and all the babies she ever had died because they were all girls and girls are retarded. Furthermore, calicos, like hillary HUSSEIN clinton, are an idol of feminism and thusly must be vanquished.
In conclusion, TOTAL CALICO DEATH. If you don't like it, you're going to have to kill more kikes than me. And that will be difficult because I could probably convince kikes that I'm kikish. And then go Agent 47 on them.

>>511223102 (OP)
Because it's expensive, time-consuming and kind of pointless. We don't need animals for work any more, since machines do most of the work. God forbid the pitbull breeders branch out into other animals.

>>511230866
It was cheap.
I don't think we even had pet shops with commercial food back then, or it was something fancy and expensive.
Doggo got the same broth with a bit of carrot and chicken. Doggo lived >15 with last 3 years battling cancer without any fancy treatment.

>>511231021
Fox in name only. They have 74 chromosomes. A dog has 78, a red fox has 34 and a fennec has 64. I just looked it up. I am not that big of a sperg to know off the top of my head.

>>511231021
I saw a corgi-fox mutt. Didn't live too long though.

>>511231109
What about warhounds to outnumber the muzzies, sniff out the jeets from miles away, bait the chinks, outsmart the niggers, outrun the beaners, and eat the pedophiles?

>>511231343
thank you for noticing my superiour spergicity

>>511231439
We need war elephants.

>>511224766
thats the ugliest cat I ever seen

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