>literally saves Europe from the clutches of German nobility that installed themselves as kings in all European countries and oppressed the local people
uhhh... BASED?

>>511229674 (OP)
Good thing oppression died with the ancient nobility! Good thing no bearded Greek ever predicted what the OTHER government would do!

>>511230023
>greek

>>511229674 (OP)
Go beat a chicken to death, Rabbi

I'm going to drown you in a puddle next time it rains

>>511230023
>>511230150
nvm got it

>>511230178
What'd I say that was wrong, cuckfagshitnigger?

>>511230184
You'll grown my cock with your faggot ass

>>511230333
drown*

>>511229674 (OP)
>"aristocracy" comes from the Greek word "aristokratia"
>literally means "rule by the best"
>this is le bad because if our best and brightest are in charge of the country, it'll offend people who are too stupid to care about anything other than food, sex, and entertainment will get offended
>we can't have a society where stupid people are aware of their own stupidity
>nay
>we must have a society where a lazy idiot has the same amount of political power as an esteemed athlete, scholar, or craftsman
>this is infinitely better than fast-tracking smart and ambitious people into positions of power while restricting dull and lazy people's ability to procure power
Plato tried to warn us over 2,000 years ago, but we were too arrogant and self-centered to take him seriously. In our hubris, we convinced ourselves that having invented locomotives and motor-cars meant we dwarfed the ancient Greeks in terms of wisdom, so we burnt their lessons, pissed on their remains, and shovelled their ashes into the wheelie bin out front. Now look where we are, and where we're heading.

>>511231793
The caffeine brainfarts made me include two variations of the same clause in the same sentence. That means my entire argument is null and void. I concede, OP.

>>511229674 (OP)
The German nobility stepped down from power before any other monarchy in Europe and only reassumed power because of WW1 you stupid faggot.

>>511231950
>The German nobility stepped down from power before any other monarchy in Europe
but every other monarchy in Europe was also German you dumbfuckmerican

>>511232393
>be bulgarian
>conflate the Kaiserreich of Germany with everyone who has ever had sex with a German
no wonder nobody can point to your country on a map

>>511231927
>>511231793
There's no way an inbred faggot from the middle of Germany is "the best". It just meant his family had the most money.

And just because someone is "the best" doesn't mean his son, grandson or great-great-great x10 grandson will be.

>>511232514
>UK
German royal family, Saxe-Coburg-Gotha
Before that Queen victoria was of the house of Hanoer, German family
and she spoke her native German language at home, not English
>Russia
German family Hollstein-Gottorp who took the name Romanov in the 1700s
Note: they also married German noble women, not Russian women, so the Russian tsars were purely ethnic Germans
>France
It's obvious. The franks were a German people
>Norway, Denmark
German royal family, house Glücksburg
>Spain
house of Habsburg
house of Bourbon

>>511233498
All of these countries except russia are germanic, you sponge. And in russia's case it's a mixture of germanics and slavics with the slavs marrying into european royalty on purpose.

The reason there is no noteworthy non-germanic high nobility is because all of europe got conquered and civilized by germanics during the hayday of the HRE. Eastern europe was a disorganized rubble that was crushed by various asian invasions before their nobility could establish themselves. By the time they had their first kings they were-hard locked into being nobodies. The same with the celts: Excluded from mattering because they were nobodies that didn't amount to shit. All those houses the german houses removed to seize power? Also german.

This all boils down to: Why do all the successful nations in europe have heavy germanic admixture in both their leaders and their populace in the exact area that the HRE existed?

Guess the fucking answer.

>I'm a shithole and for 2000 years it was all Germany's fault
Yawn. Time to grow up losers.

>>511234643
>And in russia's case it's a mixture of germanics and slavics
That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard. You should be ashamed for even thinking about writing it, let alone actually doing it.

>The reason there is no noteworthy non-germanic high nobility is because all of europe got conquered and civilized by germanics during the hayday of the HRE
Get off your high horse, Hans. Your people were civilized by Italians. You didn't civilize anybody. Even subhumans like the Greeks in the Eastern Roman Empire considered you savages.
>heavy germanic admixture
Germanic is a language group you stupid fuck. Irish have the same DNA as you and they're not Germanic, it's all Indo-European DNA.
>Why do all the successful nations in europe have german
Because your people were the most in number and accumulated the most wealth in time, not because you're strong or smart.

A perfect example is me vs you. Your country could destroy mine without a problem, but as individuals I could crush your head like a watermelon and you'd be utterly helpless to stop me, and judging by your cringy "le germarino" posts you're probably an Aryan larper, which means you're low IQ.

Therefore I dominate you physically and mentally, and the average is the same across both our populations, the results would be similar. Yet your people installed an inbred of your noble families as our king by taking advantage of our new country freshly freed from the Ottoman empire.

>>511232599
>It just meant his family had the most money.
And enough book-smarts, generational wisdom, political acumen, and strategic alliances to make himself the ruler of a country.
>And just because someone is "the best" doesn't mean his son, grandson or great-great-great x10 grandson will be.
Fact: humans are animals, which means the laws of Mendelian inheritance and Darwinian selection apply to us too. Aristocrats have been running live eugenics experiments since the invention of civilisation, and the continued practice thereof is dependent on the goycattle being stupid enough to believe that humans are exempt from the laws of nature.

>>511229674 (OP)
t.

>>511235739
>That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard. You should be ashamed for even thinking about writing it, let alone actually doing it.
The Rus' nobility were of Scandinavian heritage. Their descendants founded the Principality of Moscow.

>>511236403
Rus means rower. Do you really think a bunch of river pirates made any dent in the slavic horde besides installing themselves as rulers? Calling Russians a mix of Germanics and Slavs really is the dumbest shit, because we have modern shit like DNA testing, which disproves that germ's dumb theory.