Goerge Soros doesn't die but Ozzy and Hulk die?
Explain it to me as if I was a golden retriever.

>>511236814 (OP)
Woof woof ozzy hulk poor
Bark bark soros afford many heart replace

>>511236814 (OP)
she makes me want to channel my inner indian. i have the needful, miss

DO MILK

>>511236939
>>511237190
>>511236814 (OP)
HOLD YOUR FIRE!
THIS MAN ISN'T BLACK

>>511236814 (OP)
>Explain it to me as if I was a golden retriever.
As you wish
>Rolls up newspaper
C'mere boy

DO NOT GO TOWARDS CANADIAN HE WILL FUCK YOUR DOG ASSHOLE

>>511236814 (OP)
Ozzy did a shitload of drugs
HH did a shitload of HGH/analogs
Both will cut your projected lifespan down quite a bit
Soros was caught up in the holocaust during puberty which is statistically speaking fantastic for longevity. Holocaust survivors live for fucking ever

They drink adrenechrome. It wasn’t a meme. It’s real you stupid homos

Lae'zel > Karlach > Shart > Minthara

If you take the guys into account then

>Lae'zel > Karlach > Gael > Shart > Wyll > Minthara > Halsin > Asstarion

>>511237686
Couldn't be more wrong even if you tried, kankermongool.

>>511236814 (OP)
too much cocaine

>>511236814 (OP)
This image makes me feel warm and fuzzy

>>511236814 (OP)
They have done absolutely heroic amounts of drugs in their lives. It catches up to you. Lmao

>>511236814 (OP)
Uh oh I am gonna coooooom

>>511236814 (OP)
adrenochrome is healthier than crack

>>511237410
I am holocauster surviver now

>>511237863
Shart is a manipulative psychopathic whore. Karlach is the only one who'd actually be a good mother. The only problem is that she's going to die soon. Lae'zel has a personality, is traditional, has strong values, strong loyalty but not to a suicidal degree where she'd stick with something that is obviously bad for her, and would never play mind tricks on you. Minthara is ontologically evil and also she tried to kill me and I failed the dice roll so I never got far into the game with her.

>>511237686
fag game played by fag people. Go play BG1 or 2 or IWD1 or 2. Or ToEE.

>>511236814 (OP)
One word: Adrenochrome

>>511236814 (OP)
if you eat babies you live longer

>>511238301
You think this is a fag game, yet you felt the need to click on a thread with a BG3 roleplayer as the OP. Curious.

>>511238247

ride-or-die larsen is best girl
romance minthara betrayal durge ending mindbreak sex slave is fun too

>>511238514
He clicked because of boobs. I clicked because of boobs. You clicked because of boobs. Everyone clicks because of boobs. Because boobs are great. Boobs are love. Boobs are life.

>>511236814 (OP)
Name???

>>511236814 (OP)
Solid 0/10

>>511236814 (OP)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

>>511238514
In case of Shadowheart specifically it's actually a cuck game

>>511236814 (OP)
WHO BITCH THIS IS

>>511238641
Man I love boobs

>>511239138
Another reason why she's trash

>>511239011
Mogged

God calls her best so they don't have to live through the horrors that are to come.

>>511237686
literally the gayest fag opinion out there
how many cocks do you need to suck to have such shit opinions

>>511236814 (OP)
Hulk Hogan died?!
Big F

>>511238301
>baldurs gate 3?
>only baldurs gate 3 I know of is the BGT mod

>>511238291
C'mon man don't do Shart like that, Karlach would be a great wife and an amazing mother but the problem is that you have to get her pregnant quickly and hope she doesn't explode before giving birth to the baby. Lae'zel would be a loyal lover and good mother as well, but she has a dominant personality and won't be as submissive as a woman should be, that could cause problems in the future. Minthara is just no, she could be a loyal lover but if she deems you unnecessary to her life anymore she will kill you without a second thought and raise the child on her own. Shart may be a manipulative whore but she's pretty much the safe option here. She's loving, kind loyal, submissive and would make a great mother. To top it off she's half Elf so if your Tav is Elf or half Elf as well you two could live a very long time and make as many babies as you want.

>>511236814 (OP)
Post her pubes!

>>511240133
None of them would be good wives or mothers for the same reasons their writers wouldn't be

>>511236814 (OP)
Who is this again? Think I've seen this person before.

>>511236814 (OP)
Shadowheart's breasts are one cup size smaller

>>511237686
You're pretty good for a toothpaste faced moron.

>>511236814 (OP)
>Explain it to me
I can't because you come from a place where you believe a deity has a plan and everything has a meaning and purpose, and that all this is not random chaos.

>>511237686
>fucks aliens
Human supremacy DEMANDS shart as she is the most conventional unfortunately

>>511236814 (OP)
Based wife cosplayer.

>>511236814 (OP)
Soros is a billionaire who can afford the best medical treatments that money can buy.
Ozzy was a druggie and Hulk was a pro wrestler. Two activities that are notoriously hard on the body.

Neuron Activation

>>511240424
>None of them would be good wives or mothers for the same reasons their writers wouldn't be
t. Didn't play the game
Why ah u gae rusbro?

>>511236814 (OP)
A D R E N O C H R O M E
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>>511236814 (OP)
You are thinking too much and being anti-semitic.

>>511236814 (OP)
Adrenochrome anti-aging treatment is expensive

>>511236814 (OP)
jews have cellars full of their (hopefully) braindead clones. they take organs and stem cells from the clones and hence live longer. they also do much nastier stuff that /pol/ knows about

>>511240738
>Human supremacy DEMANDS shart as she is the most conventional unfortunately
Based rare flag gets it

>>511236814 (OP)
who? anyway....how about those Epstein files now?

>>511237407

>>511241154
Some nigga with a cuckold fetish and a bonglet
>STAY ON XE CURRENT THING LEDDIT XISTERS
Fed.

>>511240133
>Minthara is just no, she could be a loyal lover but if she deems you unnecessary to her life anymore she will kill you
except she wouldn't
if you're a weirdo and play the "origin stories" she starts crying if you romance her with karlach and tell her you want to just go out with a bang in the epilogue
she's a massive softie under her autistic drow exterior

>>511241317
pedo protector detected

>>511240517
True but if you get her pregnant they will be that size, may a cup bigger

>>511241154
They will never release them, regardless of who is in power. Trump and Biden are both different colored clowns of the same coin.

>>511241358
1/3rd of the populace turn their children into spies and a hell of a lot more mutilate their sons.
Unfortunately I am one of the few who wants all pedos to die
But that would mean we'd be living in a wasteland
https://americanstasi.com/

>>511236814 (OP)
Woof! Woof-woof! Arf! Ruff-ruff! Bow-wow! Bark! Arf-arf! Woof! Ruff! Bow-wow-wow! Bark-bark! Arf! Woof! Ruff! Woof-woof-woof! Bow-wow! Ruff! Bark! Arf-arf-arf! Woof! Bow-wow! Bark-bark-bark! Ruff! Woof! Arf! Arf-ruff! Bark! Woof! Bow-wow-wow!

>>511238291
>Shart is a manipulative psychopathic whore

This can be dealt with. By the way, this woman needs to cosplay more Shart. Best girl.

>>511241372
but if they get the other one pregnant her tits will once again claim top spot

>>511236814 (OP)
source on booba?

>>511240424
after you unbrainwash shart she litcherally becomes a tradwife bro

>>511237410
>HH did a shitload of HGH/analogs
He also had a half dozen rounds of back surgery

>>511236814 (OP)
Lord I am but a man

>>511236814 (OP)
I love tits so much it's unreal.

I would also like sauce on those milkers

>>511241567
Blame the simps who allow themselves to be manipulated.

>>511241630
She better, god knows she’s worthless in combat.

>>511236814 (OP)
that character doesnt have massive cow tits. immersion ruined.

>>511237407
Now anon he >>511237307 brought newspapers not peanut butter.

>>511236814 (OP)
*Growl* *Snarl* *Low Growl* *High Growl* *Growl* *Teeth Clench* *Snarl Low* *Growl* *Snarl High*

>>511238247
Eric Bana, what happened to you my man?

>>511241346
>starts crying if you romance her with karlach and tell her you want to just go out with a bang in the epilogue
she's a massive softie under her autistic drow exterior
Yeah, but I think she can only be this way with women because of how matriarchal Drow society is and how she is indoctrinated to devalue men (even if she fawns over because you are a Durge male, my sentiment stands).

>>511241742
>>511241649
Ameliimoo

>>511241967
Thanks

>>511241936
your sentiment is gay
and I will be going balls deep in that purple pussy
simple as

>>511241855
>that character doesnt have massive cow tits. immersion ruined.
If you romance Shart I'm quite sure she would use a spell or potion to make her tits exactly like that, maybe even bigger if you wanted her to, canonically she's kinky like that, and actually values what you think about her. She would be more than happy to change her appearance for you seeing as how she would betray her own God for you.

>>511236937
>Wowza
God called His home

>>511242612
Her betraying her beliefs is much less because of you (you are in a way a catalyst) but she was always a daughter of the moon.

>>511236814 (OP)
>that pic
>as if I was a golden retriever.

>slathers dick with peanut butter.

>>511242301
>and I will be going balls deep in that purple pussy
I'm quite sure she would let you as many times as your heart desires as long as you give her as many daughters as her heart desires. She only sees you a means of reproduction and will probably get bored of you eventually and slit your throat open while you are sleeping. Then go find a female lover to raise your daughters with.

>>511240673
>all of this is just le random chaos!!
>says the golem insisting on a truth claim relying on a stable, coherent logic structure that requires an unchanging order and structure in the universe to even be possible

Midwit Rick and Morty’ers are so funny when they expose themselves for being such intellectual lightweights. And it’s been so long that they’ve been shooting this stale diarrhea into the internet and still, zero self awareness. Juuust enough intellect to grasp some basic, surface level nuance, nowhere near enough to weigh in on anything complex or say anything of value. Truly - amazin’

>>511236814 (OP)
this is /pol/, so I will assume OP's image is a dude

>>511236814 (OP)
Old people are supposed to die. They're ugly and gross. Dying earlier is better.

>>511242986
>but she was always a daughter of the moon.
True

>>511236814 (OP)
Hey buddy sit down now have a bacon bit and listen up Soros drinks baby blood because he is an evil jew now roll over little guy and have some tummy scratches that feels good doesn’t it? Ozzy was a beloved good hearted person and sadly good people get taken to the rainbow bridge early.

>>511237686
shit-tier taste

shadowheart > karlach >>>> the rest
the dudes aren't even a fucking option, fucking faggot

>>511236814 (OP)
Who's a good boy? You are! Yes you are!

>>511236814 (OP)
mrna vaccines did not work even their manufacture was flawed.
They actually accelerate aging and some got higher doses than others.

It all comes down to drugs.

Drugs - drank, smoked and snorted to get high
vs
Drugs - injected to get muscular
vs
Drugs - The concentrated blood of goy children

>>511238247
>Indian Lionel Messi

>>511236814 (OP)
>not rich enough to exchange organs or get blood transfusions

>>511243383
>shadowheart > karlach >>>> the rest
This

>>511239011
Haven’t seen you in ages.
Thank you for your service.

>>511239011
checked. how do i get a date with her? i've already had my children, i'll smash that bipolar ass endlessly and exclusively.

>>511237686
>karlach
gay

I will worship any women of the dark blessed by thy moonlight.

>>511244837
She has nice feet

>>511237686
>Karlach > Shart
You must be joking. Karlach is reddit incarnate.

>>511236814 (OP)
Celebrities take drugs while elites take the blood of infants.

>>511236814 (OP)
Ozzy and Hulk didn't get child blood and adrenochrome infusions.

>>511236814 (OP)

George Soros died like a hundred years ago. A demon took over his body and has been causing problems ever since.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLQ6Qv393mw

>>511236814 (OP)
Decent breasts, definitely breeding material in my opinion.

>>511236814 (OP)
His days are numbered.

>>511246372
People have been saying that for thirty years now.

Soros can afford to replace his organs with fresh ones. He is trying to avoid going to hell.

>>511236814 (OP)
who's a good boy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrCfUga8AbE

I hope to meet my future wife in a moonlit meadow under the light of Selene.

Companions usually suck as romance options. They're either doggos or tardwrang core

>>511236814 (OP)

>>511241935
Fucking lol

>>511236814 (OP)
>tfw no wolf gf

>>511236814 (OP)
Shit cosplay, her tits are way bigger than Shadowheart's.
See >>511240717

>>511252159
>her tits are way bigger than Shadowheart's.
that's somehow a bad thing?
faggot

>>511243889
You will have to get in line behind all the mongolians

https://www.instagram.com/ameliimoo/