pfizer.com/reunds

Chuck Mangione has been killed by the vaxx.

What is a "reund"?

>>511243198 (OP)
He lived long enough to only be remembered and used as a joke when that dude shot the pharma exec.

>>511243198 (OP)
>Chuck Mangione
Who?

>>511243198 (OP)
>Chuck Mangione
bruhhhh

>>511243198 (OP)
The failure of the red deer to materialize permanently buckbroke the antivax schizos' minds. These people were fully convinced that the vaccines would kill everyone in two weeks and all their problems would go away. They were even fantasizing about how their "pureblood seed" was going to be worth millions of dollars and women would suddenly have a reason to have sex with them (LOL!). As time went on and it became more obvious that nothing was going to happen, these people became increasingly unhinged, eating dangerous agricultural chemicals to treat a virus they didn't even believe existed, just because a scientist told them not to.

Now that it's obvious the end result of the vaccines wasn't a mass die off and the consequent loss of their virginity, but rather an end to the pandemic and their becoming even more socially isolated than before, it has become impossible for them to reconcile what they need to believe with the undeniable reality, and so now, 5 whole years after the pandemic, they are still utterly mind broken and have not progressed mentally since 2020. They continue to go on about how it's only 10 more years, spike proteins this and prions that, obsessively scouring the internet for the latest news of an 87 year old dying to blame on the jab.

Ironically, or perhaps appropriately, the antivaxxers are the only ones still experiencing the effects of the COVID pandemic. Everyone else has moved on. They are completely alone.

Wait, really? What the fuck is going on this week?

>>511243198 (OP)
Damn, KotH is reaching Night Court levels of cursed