Thread 511256546

I, for one, will miss their Cuisine.

>spotted dick
So named after looking at a miggers hard drive

Nothing. Anyone can toss beans in a bread recipe and call it food.

>>511256724
same with HFCS

>>511256720
>he hates the mig 29
but why its a cool jet

I actually like british Cuisine, like bread pudding. I'm not trolling.

>>511256806
Oh look a shit skin talking about nigger food the irony

>>511256546 (OP)
Ditto!

>>511256546 (OP)
Their aging page 3 models from the 00s.

>>511256546 (OP)
You're joking but I had the most amazing steak pie in Yorkshire 7-8 years ago. A friend invited me to Sunday roast and her mother made those individual steak pies...I still think about that shit.

>>511256546 (OP)
Nothing. I would say English, but the brits don't speak it.

>>511257080
>You're joking
not totally:
>>511256881
>I actually like british Cuisine, like bread pudding. I'm not trolling.

>>511256546 (OP)
The lovely women

>>511256546 (OP)
>I, for one, will miss their Cuisine
No.

>>511257168
Cool, never had any bread pudding. I did enjoy their potatoes a lot, the potato it'self meaning the variety tasted very good - we don't have these kinds of potatoes here.

Had great fish n chips obviously and some good sausage rolls.

>>511256724
Mexicans do it better and they're less violent than Muhammad

>>511256724
I got offered that a bunch of times but rejected it. It's not a novel or interesting, Yeah I've had bread and beans before chill the fuck out...

>>511256546 (OP)
Snooker

>>511257788
check
maybe you just weren't hungary at the time?

>>511258713
oh shit you're bulgarian kek
tail_between_legs.jpg

>>511256546 (OP)
>miss
I have hope for the britbongs regardless of the beatings that the elite throw onto the public

>>511258713
I don't like beans much. I got offered that at breakfast but there were other things like eggs and sausage so..

>>511258776
Yeah lol, that does happen alot here. I though people were fucking at me at first.

>>511258890
well, we have established you are not hungary for beans or for anything else
oh and check this pic out, i finally have a reason to share it
pythagoras noping out on beans
>fucking at me
just so you know the expression is fucking "with" me, not "at me". "at" means towards, so it creates images of someone thrusting their hips at someone really aggressively, which is pretty funny. they would get much different responses from their target to say the least
now that i have nitpicked your grammar i now feel better about being a retard kek

>>511256546 (OP)
I will miss their sense of humor

>>511259355
>just so you know the expression is fucking "with" me, not "at me"
Yeah I know, it was a typo

>pythagoras noping out on beans
I think I've read that story, he thought Fava beans are bad for your stomach or something? I can't remember...

>>511259473
This. I miss good UK tv shows and their panel shows with actual banter.

>>511256546 (OP)
They have good breakfast. Sausage milk gravy and biscuits, sausage links that are almost brats, eggs, toast, muffins, pie.

>>511259473
Even that kind of peaked in the 90s and 2000s. All they seemed to export was dramas and dr who. 70s and 80s British comedy was top tier.

>>511259684
ol gregs got a mangina

>>511260147
>Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

>Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other

>....I'm gonna hurt you

>do you love me?

>>511259606
>fucking with/at
i was just remembering an esl moment with a french canadian girl that thought i was trying to sleep with her when i asked if she was fucking with me
>beans
he thought that they looked like human embryos. so real human beans.
pic related, meat and two veg
finally back on thread topic
fyi this is some really good weed i'm smoking

>>511256955
The irish have the same thing but better.

>>511261495
>picrel
ew

English is my third language actually.

>fyi this is some really good weed i'm smoking
What kind? Haven't smoked in a while. Used to smoke a fair bit in the past. Even grew some plants a few times.

I would miss the music man. These people invented so much awesome genres it's unbelievable.

>>511260967
>What do ya think of meh?

>>511256546 (OP)
Them crying about this
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/19/partizan-belgrade-apologise-antisemitic-banner-tottenham-hotspur
Btw notice how just saying "Jews" is somehow antisemitic. The flag is a reference to the show "Only fools and horses" and it just says that only Jews and pussies support Tottenham, because Tottenham was founded in the Jewish part of town. Their fans even called themselves "The Yid army".

>>511256546 (OP)
>what will you miss
I will miss arguing with them over their completely irrational and inexplicable fear of the Russians.

>>511262125
Meanwhile in Serbia...

>>511256546 (OP)
How they used to be (and us obviously, but English history is fascinating).

>>511256546 (OP)
Be honest, you'll miss spotted dick the most.

Will this ban be all of 4chan or just boards like /pol/? I love my /tg/ Bongs and don't want them to go away.

>>511256546 (OP)
I'm going to miss that star wars and hollywood movies inversion anon. He was a based British anon.

>>511256546 (OP)
>when your dessert is also an STD symptom

>>511262576
Regular people are not doing that. The goverment is doing it. On the other hand, a huge majority of regular Brits cant wait to jump on the outrage bandwagon whenever something like that happens. "Omg racist backwards country, not PROGRESSIVE like us!" Fuck off.

>>511262073
The accent was so ridiculous, it was kind of southern LOL.

>You must love me exactly as I love you

beans and toast recipe (the proper way not up for debate)

>cheap sliced white bread toasted until almost burnt
>let it cool somewhat so the butter doesn't soak in straight away
>loads of lurpak (no other butter brand will do) spread all over it
>microwave a can of heinz (must be heinz) baked beans until they are searing hot
>pour beans over buttered dark toast
>top with a mountain of mature english cheddar

>>511256955
A full Scottish is the True White Man’s Breakfast and I will fight anyone who says otherwise to the death (or a snake bite drinking contest)

>>511262906
pretty solid for a prison lunch
but otherwise cruel an unusual punishment

>>511259684
Easy now you fuzzy little man peach…
>ever drink Bailey’s out of a shoe?

>>511256546 (OP)
I will miss their never-ending leadership towards a grim dystopic future without rights or dignity. Where will we learn about the ongoing beta-test abuses of civil rights now? We need our vanguard of tyranny to light the way!

>>511256806
You chaps better use the time you have left to crank the banter up to 11. Go out with a bang, not a whimper.

>>511256546 (OP)
there’s nothing to miss
it’s an ugly country with dead, diluted landscape and some of the ugliest architecture in europe. we have maybe two nice towns (built by romans) and the general architectural style is grim, red and brown brick everywhere is fucking ugly and unkempt to the point where a lot of our streets look like the third world. i’ve seen us called white jeets and the poor natives/chavs called worse than the imported nonwhites, that’s how grim the average person is in the uk. just dumb, bad mannered and apathetic without the nobleness of the stiff upper lip. food is atrocious, people are fat and ugly, we have no traditional clothing and folklore in the way other euro countries do and until the 1970s our music was barely worth mentioning. we’re not even on the continent, ‘not’ true europeans. the only good thing to come from this shithole are some decent writers.
wish i could’ve been born anywhere else on the continent we’re genuinely inferior

>>511263094
>you know what yo problems is?
>you ain't got the funk!

>>511262906
You are making a mountain out of a molehill.

>>511263477
Spoken like a true paki.
>t. Used to work at Tescos stocking shelves
>one day stocking shelves in the wine aisle
>dirty paki comes up
>excuse me saaaar can u recommend a good port?
>look him dead in the eye with the fire of St Andrew
>DOVER, I said, NOW FUCK OFF

>>511256720
Faggots in Gravy?

>>511264067
i did my ancestry and everyone is either english or welsh, just because im upset with the state of my country being a shithole and my people being some of the worst among whites doesn’t mean im an abdul, rajesh or paddy seething

>>511259684
The UK has always had the funniest comedians

>>511264409
For me one of the best and most underrated is Dylan Moran. His first 3 stand up specials are 10/10 imo.

>>511262906
thank you britanon for your recipe

>>511256546 (OP)
> A properly informed reply:
The part of the Opening of Parliament; where Black Rod, representing the authority of the Monarchy and government; has the door of the House of Commons slapped in his face; as a reminder that government serves under the charter of the People

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o65Ap7nC8w

>>511264409
Who is Roy Jay anyway? I haven't heard of him

>>511264667
He's Irish retard

>>511266190
I like him. I liked Black Books. I like his early stand up. I have fond memories watching his specials with one of my exes right after high school.

>>511266190
Oh, I get what you meant. Sorry. Yes I'm retarded.

>>511266533
Yeah he's a legend, I've seen him live a few times. He was god awful just after lockdown though. Think he just got divorced so was a wreck. Lockdown was evil

>>511256546 (OP)
>>511257080
British baked goods are unironically top tier

>>511267087
>Think he just got divorced so was a wreck
Yeah I heard about that. Stupid whores.
>Yeah he's a legend, I've seen him live a few times
I'm jealous. I think Louie CK lifted a few premises and a joke word for word from him.
>>511267223
Agreed.
Got this recipe for donuts from this Yorkishire grandpa who was a cook. He has a channel on youtube. John Kirkwood is his name. Amazing really easy doughnuts.

>>511256546 (OP)
For me it's Kozy Shack rice pudding

>>511256546 (OP)
>their Cuisine
Their beautiful women and their extremely masculine men.

>>511257080
It's weird that savory pies aren't more widespread. Come to NZ or Australia, your average lower to middle class male lives on steak & cheese pies. Every single gas station sells meat pies.
Americans put fruit and shit in theirs, and then eat hardly any of them.

>>511256546 (OP)
British food falls into three categories:
>something from the 1300's
>what they ate during the Blitz with war rationing going on
>something a three year old would eat with a retarded name

>>511256546 (OP)
Toast sandwich

>>511268258
Yeah, meat pies aren't a thing here either. I was really impressed. Here we have savory white cheese pies but they are not made with shortcrust dought but rather with thin phyllo sheets.

I will probably try to make the steak pie soon. I've been meaning to make it for years.

>>511268400
It's that last category where the magic happens

>>511262988
>an egg
>sausage links
>toast
>a chunk of steak
>some kind of ham?
Ok so far
>some slightly burnt flatbread
>a grilled tomato
>beans in tomato sauce
>a chunk of roofing shingle
>a chunk of blacktop
Nigger wtf are you doing
>oh that's wibbily womble, made with our family recipe from 1408 using the freshest gravel available

>>511269001
Fairy bread is an abomination and I'll stand by that statement

>>511256546 (OP)
>What will you miss most about the British?
nothing
and other anglokike memeflags should be banned too, maybe we can have some civil discussions

>>511256546 (OP)
Unironically we make good deserts.

>>511257080
I'm glad you had a good time.

>>511269277
what are other good deserts?

>>511269366
The Sahara

>>511269277
If I had to kill a man to keep my bread pudding and sticky toffee pudding I would happily.

>>511256546 (OP)
they arent leaving dumbass. government cant "ban" websites. just like how trump wants to "ban" tik tok its like banning water like lol good luck bro that shit falls out of the sky. like ima ban wind nigger like ok you do not understand what ban means

>>511269353
Was staying in a dorm at York university. I had a great time.

>>511269204
>Fairy bread
do bong kids really eat this
I would never admit i ate such things since i always assumed is poor people food
t. former poor kid

I will miss their sense of humor and banter

>>511256881
I laughed when I first saw it in a recipe book of all places, it's actually does taste surprisingly good. Its just ultimate poverty desert

>>511262125
It's the press. Bawling about inconsequential shit is their metier

7 bings...

>>511269772
its australian

>>511269939
>UAE - 0.58
doubt

>>511256546 (OP)
niggers

>>511269772
>>511270585
wtf is this even? Is it like the dutch toast with chocolate sprinkles or whatever?

>>511256546 (OP)
I will miss hating them for being British.

>>511268258
I was living on these at the tail end of college. But I don't eat shit with bad ingredients anymore so I haven't had a pot pie in years.

I luv chippy tea

>>511273491
cute kot

>>511256546 (OP)
Maggots and beckets but most importantly... Gregg's

>>511273728
that stuff is good and really cheap

>>511273728
Greggs chicken bake got me through uni….