Thread 511270825

>0 minutes to go until nothing
https://www.gov.uk/government/collections/online-safety-act#the-online-safety-act-2023

>Politics latest: Labour is 'full of control freaks', says Corbyn - as he denies party launch was 'messy'
https://news.sky.com/story/politics-latest-starmer-labour-badenoch-reshuffle-farage-12593360

https://xcancel.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1948343121839825056

>Starmer sends remaining rebel Labour MPs warning
https://news.sky.com/story/starmer-sends-remaining-rebel-labour-mps-warning-13401084

>Wheelie bin fire triggers 999 call
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/wheelie-bin-fire-triggers-999-call/ar-AA1IPrOf

In other news
>Jay Slater took ecstasy and cocaine before he went missing - but did not steal a Rolex watch, inquest hears
https://news.sky.com/story/jay-slater-took-ecstasy-and-cocaine-before-he-went-missing-but-did-not-steal-a-rolex-watch-inquest-hears-13401209

>France to become first G7 nation to recognise Palestine as a state
https://news.sky.com/story/france-to-become-first-g7-nation-to-recognise-palestine-as-a-state-13401391

>Hulk Hogan dies aged 71
https://news.sky.com/story/wrestling-star-hulk-hogan-has-died-13401278

I did say.

Josh is a pedo

Nadiya Husseins willy

>>511270825 (OP)
Why are you guys still here?

The first official Brit/pol/ where it's taken over by Americans and germans

We are so BACK!

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

chud was right again

>>511270825 (OP)
2
MORE
WEEKS

LAND OF CRISPS AND LAGER

How the fuck are you worthless retards so low IQ? Literally impossible this gets blocked tomorrow, did none of you worthless niggers read the ofcom act? Fucking useless cattle you're all retarded.

Honestly I would hope it gets blocked because you're all fucking retarded but it won't happen, literally impossible.

Is this the afterlife?

nothing ever happens..

I told you lads the glowies had our backs

You got a license for that post?

so are bongs now banned from 4chan? that would be wonderful news for the world
i really hope that wasn't just a prank

Hmm.

This just means 4chan hasn't responded to Ofcom's requests. Next step is for Ofcom to compel British ISPs to block the site in accordance with the Online Safety Act.

LETS ALL POST OUR WILLIES

We are so fucking back lads

>>511270825 (OP)
its a christmas miracle!

WE'RE BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

Am I dead?

>>511271039
Stay mad fat cunt

>>511271039
I never read the act what exactly does it say

The captchas are faster now, what is going on?

What the fuck? I was promised TBD (Total Brit Death).

Foreignoid cucks and mongs owe us all a grovelling apology

How many fake apocalypses is that now? 3 at least

WAHEEEEEEEEEY
ONLY KIDDING LADS
GET THE PUMP BACK ON NIGEL A ROUND ON ME
You see the burgers all crying and that HAHAHAH

Henro? London calling?

much ado about nothing

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx7nrjn0ic&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

>>511271063
>im gona
>IM GONA
>COOOOOOOOOOOMPEL

>they think just because they can still post that nothing ever happens
Just wait 2 more weeks

THEY'RE GONE! BRIT POL IS OURS

>>511271039
It'll take some time for Ofcom to push it through the courts and for the ISPs to implement the block, but it is coming. You'll get one of those "This site has been blocked" pages from your ISP when you visit 4chan some time in the next few days, weeks or months depending on how long it takes.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2lwhnSL5LE

Oh thank fuck for that, I thought I was going to need to contain my power level

simpcity still standing

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

Burgies on suicide watch as us brits are back.
Waheeeyyy.

Currently in violation of the OSA by posting here
Fuck the government

>>511271039
Senor Soffwah enginer mayng

i am here
your lord
jaggos

our brit/pol/ now bongs

I hate you all. Goodbye lads. :D


(Nothing ever happens, pircrel)

is this where i upload proof of age?

Not so fast lads

let's face it, they probably got subpoenaed by a three letter agency to keep the honeypot open.

I love that blyat with the ppsh41

>>511271039
>did none of you worthless niggers read the ofcom act?
tl;dr, so no I didn't

>>511271125
They fkn shat it

>>511271216
oi m8 u got a loisense for that opinion?

>>511271000
We planned this weeks ago. Outer/pol/ is retarded..

>>511271192
>2 more weeks
Kek.

4chan should enable VPN for us brits if it does go down

I'm still standing

>>511270825 (OP)
ITT: mutts with VPN’s pretending to be bongs

>>511271249
You look like an American IT worker.

Just downloaded all my favourite willy waggling videos in time

What was that other midnight thing we panicked about?
It was a few months ago, I think. Time blurs together so it might have 5 years ago.

Can I still post? What's happening?

What timezone does 4chan work on?

>>511269092
>>511271005
>>511270854
Keep going lads

>>511271249
Ffs argie

>>511271290
No
And I shan’t think I’ll be getting one

>>511271258
*4

as if jefff posted willy
disgusting nonce.

>>511271249
same eye colour and nose as josh

I’m here to laugh at you for your lack of free speech rights, bongs.

Lads there's a copper outside trying to find the internet cable. Sez I made a post 23 seconds after midnight on an illegal site.
Said he'd chop through it if he was allowed anything with an edge but he's gonna have to resort to pulling it if he can find the bugger.

>>511271260
Why are the Soviet troops scared and fleeing? By the time the Tiger 2 came into service the it was the Germans on the run

what a fuck up

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BAAAAAAANNED

You’re here forever.

>>511271310
not a chance. buy a pass paypiggie

>>511271330
Probably eastern time

jesus saves brit/pol/

GET THE FUCK OUT BRIGGERS

>>511271372
Go tell your senator you think Israel is not a legitimate nation.

>>511271258
>The UK's only free porn pipeline on the net will be 4chan of all things.

>>511271141
>GET THE PUMP BACK ON NIGE
Waheyyy!!!!

>ISPs block access
>Use the Met Police sponsored quad9 to get round it
Hilarious

>>511271328
Wasn't it the 4chinz outage? I think someone started posting dates and times for when it might come back on other chans.

JUST HAD AN ILLEGAL WANK LADS

>>511271350
ngl im confident i could beat the entire UK police force by myself

>>511271039
No.
TL:DR

>>511271330
The yankee one, so that means the ban doesn't actually come into effect until the 7th day of the 25th month.

>>511271341
We need the beanautist.

>>511271453
imagine the smell

See you in three days lads.

>>511271467
As long as you let Starmer watch he's alright with a bit of faggotry

[REDACTED]
(This post has been seized by Ofcom)

>>511271440
so reset the happening to 5 hours from now?

>>511271390
Hes doing his job though.

>>511271195
I'm still convinced some intelligence/military/government department will step in if Ofcom went for big moves.
>schzoid-maxxing i know

>>511271390
trial run

>>511271465
Oh fuck, I nearly forgot when the site went down for a month and we had to use smoke signals.

>>511271475
tl;dr nothing ever happens

who getting fuckin cruk tongiht?

>>511271539
keir starmer can tongue my anus

>>511271486
>imagine the smell

>>511271454
Their guest WiFi is unsurprisingly unrestricted.

>>511271613
The backup site I went to for one of my hobbies when 4chan went down started going hard left recently, so it's worthless now. I can't have anything good.

>>511271613
It was all a bit shit. Instead of split threads we had to deal with split chans. It was NOT COMFY.

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT, I HAVEN'T UPLOADED MY ID! AHHHHHHHH

>>511271258
That's imposable anon, since that implies that the British government are in anyway smart

I'm not seeing nearly enough waheey's
This is clearly a jape scenario now get to it and alert the colonies of our shenanigans

>>511271600

that scabby little cunt got what he deserved

terribad ban lads

how do I know if I'm an adult lads

>>511271650
lets not forget that the tories started this online safety nonsense. So Keir, Boris, Rishi and the Maybot can all take turns tounging my anus. And they can bring Prtiti Patel as well.

>>511271727
oi, you cheeky wanker

>>511271647
I'm out of Lidls £3.89 pino grigio lad so I might go to bed I might not dno yet.

>>511271650
[REDACTED]
(This post has been seized by Ofcom)

>>511271830
Has a darkie tried to diddle you recently? If so you're likely not an adult.

NOT EVEN THE UK GOVERNMENT CAN STAND AGAINST THE MIGHT OF JOSH

We won.

Someone post a booby right now

>>511271727
Then stop going in your mams room

>>511271914
Nah, we're just losing slowly mate.

>>511271453
Forgot to reply
>>511271727

[This post has been removed for insistence that Kier starmer loves it up the ass]

>>511271830
Try acting sexy in front of a politician and see if they take notice of you. If they don't, you're an adult.

Josh won.

right, you're all nicked for intentional violation of the online safety act

Ireland won again

>>511271921
Angela Rayners HEAVING BREASTS

>>511271726
Did you go to the right one?

Might go have a wank now
Not because I want to
But because I /can/

>>511271921
i got you bro

>>511271980
Aren't you too?

mad how far they will try and go to memoryhole some ukranian twinks

>>511271921
here's a nice pair

>>511271830
Have you registered for debt creation subscription?

>>511272014
>>511272038
GET FUCKED KEIR
IVE ALREADY WON

It's happening at midnight GMT lol, we're in daylight savings, there's still about 50 minutes to go.

Everyone in the UK posting on here is right now a criminal.

WE'LL NEVER LET OUR OLD FLAG FALL

>>511271959
I reckon he makes japanese sex noises I do. Not something I think about actively, he just looks like he would.

>>511272120
it doesn't work like that if anyone is to blame its 4trans kek

bit rude wanting us all gone

>>511272024
I went to them all and frog posted on every single one.

>>511271727
That's the sneakiest way to ask for porn I've ever seen.
Here you go.

>>511272120
Wouldn't they be victims since they keep saying the law is to protect people?

Amazing how many bongs there are who normally lurk, all out the woodwork now

>>511271727
have some tits, hope your liocense is paid up

>>511272220
I don’t

Come on down to Southport and meet some friends of mine

>>511272166
love the way shes holding on to that little crease, very delicate, most honorable.

>>511272378
you're alright lad

I bet most normies don't even know about this and will wonder wtf is happening when their wanksite starts telling them to submit ID

>>511271961
>If they don't, you're an adult
That or your a really ugly child. Even Nonces have standards.

>>511272376
>>511272080
>>511272038
GUYS GUYS BLUE BOARD
oh wait no it isnt

>>511272371
Look at how many showed up in Birmingham for Ozzys last show. In fookin BIRMINGHAM.

BRETHREN!

If you're lucky enough to look under 25 don't take offence if asked to prove you're 21 aye?

>>511272371
I needed to have a reply on the archives 50 years from now to show my grandkids I was here for this moment

>>511272451
It’s all England

>>511272446
I wish I showed up :(

>>511272382
rKeir cannot stop me saving pictures of frogs.

>>511272400
kys zhao

>>511272451
Cor i'm gonna make a thread too

>>511272222
Good lad.

>>511272451
We are rising lads, fuck demoralisation faggots there is still strength and intelligence left in us yet.

What's going on with the bong activity? Has ofcom decided today's the day to reel in the internet usage of the english once and for all?

careful lads

>>511272524
Chinese are superior to niggera

>>511272451
Total domination. The spirit of the Empire lives on.

meanwhile on outer

>>511271390
well? was it a collision?

hey ofcom! <3

You're here forever. That mercy is beyond you

>>511272609
I watched 28 weeks later a few hours ago

>>511272696
Christ she let herself go.

>>511272387
Erm. She's making that crease.

Moar frens join us

its to get men hyped up for the next zogwar

>>511272756
Fucking right lad

>>511272696
She looks like a nice sweet girl. Where did you meet her? At the library? The church?

>>511272641
Very true. Niggers keep their wanton destruction localized to whatever small area a disorganized group of chimps can control. Yellow niggers are high IQ and organized, so they extend their wanton destruction to every inch of the planet they can get nominal control over.

>>511272451
Ofcom can't contain this power

big sweaty nigger tits

>>511272782
She didn't "let" anything happen. She deliberately pursued a course of action that brought it about. She did it to herself on purpose.

>>511272436
I imagine I'll be asked about bypassing porn blocks tomorrow afternoon from all the WFH staff.

>>511272850
Lad...you won't be fighting another war... You will be handed over to american ownership.

>>511273007
Didn't realise you could clean toilets from home

if you ever buy a multibag pack of crisps and one of them is popped open don't blame the retail wagie, we're basically forced to jam them in

Sup ya good cunts

I'm still getting away from this shithole as soon as possible. The day of reckoning is coming and I don't want to be anywhere near here when Starmer takes full control.

>>511273102
The customer is always right.

>>511273102
>we're basically forced to jam them in
reported to OFCOM

>>511273102
Shoulda jammed it in some other buggers multibag and not mine then eh?

Ofcom can't touch us. We're here to stay.

it will be interesting to see what boards/generals lose a noticeable amount of activity in 30mins

>>511273102
Who do I blame when one of the bags is empty and melted onto the inside of the multipack bag?

>>511273252
least true sentence that can be uttered by man after experiencing those plonkers in person

mad innit

>>511273391
I'm going to bed, I hope we can still post here tomorrow, if not you take care of yourselves lads.

4chan is slowing down for me, anyone else

>>511273472
Will you kill yourself if it doesn't happen in 30 minutes or will you come up with a new timeframe?

>>511273515
We pay your wages.

>>511273552
yep , I fear it's a coming

>>511272451
BUMP ALL BRITPO'S
TOTAL BRITISH DOMINATION

>>511273544
See you tomorrow lad.

>>511273541
It's called the devil's cabbage for a reason. Satan's spinach. Lucifer's lettuce.

>>511273541
>be called Brown
>get killed by a brown
how ironical

>>511273541
same eye colour/hair colour as josh

Any of you global majority types experiencing captcha lag issues right now?

>>511273552
Same, but it sped up again

>>511273541
>cannabis addict
Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: Hitchens was right again

>>511273544
You too mate

>>511270825 (OP)
J*sh is a nonce.

>>511273552
Just too many lads posting too quickly for the server to keep up.
Maybe the bill was actually a prophecy. We were never going to be banned, we were actually going to post too much and crash 4chan forever.

>>511273743
Who is Jesh?

>>511273614
RIP
>>511273681
Yep.

Look at them go!

>>511273797
Corr luv self fulfilling prophecies me, this will start the second heptarchy or something

Im glad they arent forcing 4chan to comply. Im a neet, this dump is the closest thing i have to friends.

>my home boards stopped loading
I feel it coming bros...

>>511273541
I could fix her

Cheers

>>511273570
you interrupt my work to ask where the dog treats are and i tell you they're in the pet aisle

British police tongue my anus

>>511273830
Give mine a bump ffs

Good Night bongs, tomorrow this place will be worse.

>>511273935
It’s lagging again

>>511273541
I can fix her bros!

>>511273541
Peter Hitchens was right.

>>511273935
>>511274138
It's a slow death, not a swift one.

>>511273541
I can fix her bros

>>511274247
> I miss mollyflowers already

>>511273086
>no u
OK.

fucking fucking fuck fuck that fuck
fuckedy fuckedy fuckedy fucking fucking fuck
love u lads u fucking cucks
fuckedy fucking fucking fuck.

>cloudflare verification request after every post
>decline
>post anyway
Yeah, nah. Fuck off with your bullshit.

Oh shir posting is actually slower

Anyone else love loading up on a giant meal, then taking a bunch of laxatives and plonking your arse down on the nearest toilet seat and just letting it rip?
Used to have a gorgeous set of bogs near me where I'd crap like clockwork.
Gays used to cottage there till I stunk the place up and they fled for the safety of the woods. I remember pregaming one of the Tesco cafe loos once by putting thin epoxy glue on one seat (so I'd have a prisoner stuck with me) and taught tight clingfilm on the other so some shy bladdered spacker would get splashback once. I finished my dins and fucking dropped a hog in there. I really hope some poor that got stuck and had to breathe it in.

>>511274306
is ashemaletube safe? can't check am in the living room.

Support the other threads lads

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/catalog#s=brit/

What was the no u, retard?

I cannot be removed
You may try
You will fail

Brit/pol is undefeated. Ofcom btfo. Total brincel victory.

>>511274571
I tend to fall asleep after every meal these days. Probably diabeetus.

Redditors apparently have to upload a selfie or their ID every time they use the site to view age restricted posts.

>>511274659
das rite init

Ding dong the Brits are going going gone!

>>511274698
Don’t joke
Av been havin hypos every day for last year in thought I was just baked ffs

>>511274618
>didn't update the lil apu
Shame on you.

So we're not gone yet, but who's to say we won't be gone eventually? Fuck, I can't live with this constant paranoia.

Where's the go to place if 4 change does get banned?

>>511274597
yes

>>511274785
Do your legs itch?

>>511274728
part & parcel of being a plebbitor
they'll happily have their faces scanned to be on the right side of history

>>511273198
>I'm still getting away from this shithole as soon as possible. The day of reckoning is coming and I don't want to be anywhere near here when Starmer takes full control.
The whole Western world will add the age verification thing. Britain is just the beginning.

None of you are actually gonna give your ID to a porn site, right?

>>511274828
sharty

Some time soon in the coming hours you will all be kicked off. And then your precious brit/pol/ will belong to me.

>>511274816
>>511274828
mumsnet
posts about boatwog hotels and feeling somewhat fatigued by it all

>>511274828
>>511274816
>glimmerfags
Like anyone will tell a 1pbtid that. Subtle as a pangalacticgargleblaster you lot.
>>511274894
Who needs porn?

>>511270825 (OP)
Another nothing burger I presume?

>>511274946
Will you go home Paddy poster go on home
Have you got no fucking board of your own?

>>511274896
common sharty W
>>511274946
you bloody basterd, i knew the irish had a master plan

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2025/05/28/british-officials-face-us-travel-ban-media-censorship/

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/35998538/brit-booze-ban-seaside-crackdown/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailyrecord.co.uk/lifestyle/travel/brits-could-banned-going-holiday-35590068.amp

Damn you guys your government hates yall.

>>511274864
No, need to start eating in morning

>>511274816
Once more into the breach dear friend

>>511274835
They're just going after the normie ones aren't they. All it will do is push people to more extreme pornography from much more fringe places.

>>511274894
Why would anyone do that when they can just use a VPN? It's only a problem for 4chan because most VPNs can't post here freely without a pass.

>>511275072
Wait until you hear about all the pakis.

>>511275072
>uses Google
:/

>>511270825 (OP)
How are you still here

>>511275117
Gookmoot probably doesn't care anyway.

>>511274698
L M A O
>60, obese and gay

>>511275171
bong magic

>>511275171
> you never leave

>>511275086
Keep us posted.

>>511274816
Why did they let it go on for this long? They've been playing cat & mouse games with torrent sites and wogball sites for probably over a decade but never attempted to do anything about r4chins?
Just something I've nooticed.

>>511275279
Starmers Ukranian rentboys was the final straw
Its all your fault

>>511275279
4chan doesn't break any laws.

>>511275216
Hook, line and sinker.

>>511275244
Argie is a polywog

>>511275359
>I tend to fall asleep after every meal these days.

What a decrepit geriatric lmfao

>>511275324
bit gay that init
protect rkids from starmers faggotry

>>511275418
Apt.
>>511275421
Enjoy the new material for your fanfic
^:)

Since we're still here, I'm going to make a pledge to be nicer to brit frens, even those who aren't so nice to me. (Outer can still fuck off though)

>>511274946
DIRECT RULE FROM DUBLIN

>>511275637
>fanfic
>literally quoting your own posts
Fucking geriatric retard

>>511275776
We were frens all along lad

Why are you cucks still posting

Mayng mayng

>>511275871
spite

>>511275871
You're up next year faggot

>>511275776
>brit frens
Hm.
>>511275833
Been reading a dictionary?

>>511275902
I can respect that
>>511275922
Say it ain't so

God I fucking love ai

>>511275902
based and spitepilled

>>511275871
see >>511275228

>>511275962
>deflecting
Classic geriatric moment

>>511275922
>sidestep
>knee in goolies
>elbow neck
Simple as.

>>511276060
That'll be a yes then. G'night.

>>511276128
Hope you die desu

>>511276005
classic bazza.

NEW (Take your pick of the threads available in the catalogue)

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/catalog#s=brit/
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/catalog#s=brit/
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/catalog#s=brit/