Rate my alcoholic loser dinner, /pol/

>>511287001 (OP)
What's that
Also I just drink glass of beer for hangovers

sloppa/10

>>511287001 (OP)
That looks like shit
At least poutine looks better and it tastes good too

>>511287001 (OP)
wtf is that
just eat canned soup instead of whatever stomach curling slop that is

>>511287001 (OP)
>cum
>very tiny wieners
>feminine plate
Just say you’re a faggot OP

>>511287001 (OP)
i literally can't tell what the fuck is that

>>511287107
breadsricks, cheddar, parmesan and gruyere cheese

Penne a la Vodka

I’m also an alcoholic and I currently don’t even have the energy to eat, or even to drink. I wish I were dead.

4/10

>>511287001 (OP)
Looks good to me anon i hope you enjoyed it
This was my weekend alcohol withdrawal meal

>>511287432
would

>>511287001 (OP)
that looks 40,000 times better than anything I've ever seen served in a restaurant in NY
USA goyslop is shocking

>>511287497
That looks very good, thanks for cleansing my eyes of whatever OP cooked up

>>511287001 (OP)
>>511287497
zoomer with weed problem (yes im gay) i had stroganoff and ground beef

>>511287001 (OP)
Mate you're eating the lowest grade of starch, and seed oil. I can't judge the cheese but it's too much, and I bet it's full of mon-diary ingredients.
I've been a drunk loser, but it's not an excuse to love yourself so little. Throw that shit away and find something dignified to eat.

>>511287432
Hot

>>511287294
Poutine sucks because of the poop gravy. Needs white peppered gravy then it's edible.

[Devastating news]: cheese has solidified and now it looks like I'm eating bricks

>>511287490
Yeah it really burns out the receptors pretty quick.

>>511287497
I only have hate in my heart for you stupid Canadian nigger please take you stupid maple syrup and kill yourself

Isnt so bad
would try maybe eat

had a dozen beers myself dont give a shit

>>511287432
I though at first it was scrambled eggs with something which is great but just cheese with breadsticks ? Idk, not too healthy

>>511287001 (OP)
Is this after it came out the other end?

>>511287844
I've done worse, far worse. For many moons my fare was beans with cheese. Sometimes cheese with beans. Sometime just beans and sometimes just cheese. Actually pretty solid macro wise. Got my fiber. Got my cheese. Could spice it up with salt and pepper (or really any spice) from time to time.

>>511287490
I'm from Balkans

>>511287001 (OP)
Why no taco paco?

>>511287844
put that in the fridge and wait until it generates life

>>511287001 (OP)
this nigga eatin cum and grubs

>>511287686
>SNEED OIL SNEED OIL SO BAD FOR YOU SAYS THE SOIYENCE MUH STARCH CARBS BAD RAW MEAT DIET BIK STRONK CAVEMAN DIET HE KILLED MAMMOTH WITH A SLING SHOT
Shut the fuck up

>>511287994
what kind of beans?
and what kind of cheese?

>>511287844
Is just melting the cheese on top a usual thing? Make a sauce next time.

Still looks pretty alright, though.

>>511287001 (OP)
if you can still afford to eat, you're not an alcoholic
pump those numbers up
those are rookie numbers

Should I...?

>>511287954
>dk, not too healthy
Rofl what are you, a fag?

>>511287001 (OP)
Why don't you just make some french toast or something? A sandwhich with salami, butter, greenpepper, cheese, and oil.

>>511287432
I'd throw kimchi in there

>>511288375
>Rofl
Are you

>>511288346
Nigga stop you are getting some kind of unknown illness and you won't be able to go to the doctor until like in six months

>>511288346
Make a gravy with it

Severe alcoholics don't eat food. They drink sugary chasers with copious amounts of 100 proof cheap vodka from wake-up to black-out. I was one of them. I'm sober now for almost two years. I traded my addiction of booze to addiction of lifting weights. Sexy bitches notice me now.

>I am become Chad, the destroyer of cunts.

>>511287923
My honest reaction

>>511287790
you've never had legitimate homemade brown sauce with selected spices, it ain't your faggot canned gravy

>>511287432
Doesn't sound bad, but you threw it all in the bowl and it looks like shit

>>511287490
I don't have the energy to be an alcoholic. I can't wait for my mom to die so I can blow my brains out.

>>511287497
>pot roast on oiled up rice
gross
that shit gives me heartburn just by looking at it

>>511288817
>I can't wait for my mom to die so I can blow my brains out.
Why??

Alcoholics don't eat dinner; it soaks our booze up and reduces the drunk. I ate a big dinner this week and my standard allotment for a night didn't even give me a buzz

>>511288817
>>511289088
Because he's a good son. I'm in the same situation

>>511289153
But what's the situation?

>>511288346
RICHARD WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU EATING?

>>511287490
try and quit anon, it's the best thing i ever did. ordered some benzos for the withdrawals and did a home detox. it'll be a bit fucking mad the first few days but the diazepam helps. it's what they give you in rehab to stop the seizures

You need some grits.

>>511287001 (OP)
Best alcoholic dinner:
>roasted peanuts
>cooked white rice
>yellow mustard
>mix well
You may also sprinkle in corned beef hash.

>>511289240
I'm a total failure and I want to leave this world as soon as possible, but I don't want to hurt my dear mother

>>511287001 (OP)
>dinner at 4am
My nigger. I'm about to do the dishes just so I can MOG THE FUCK out of yours though. Bought a kilo of duck for cheap yesterday

>>511289318
Where the fuck do you order benzos from?

>>511289413
tor. a lot of vendors have legit pharmaceutical products.

>>511289359
>take frozen artisan margherita pizza, personal size, cook
>add fries, fry sause (mayonaisse + catsup)
>add sliced sausage
>fold in half, eat like kebap

>>511287432
Sounds like a normal dinner to me?
>I'm an alcoholic
Oh wait

You don't need to blow your brains out. We all die eventually. Your time to pass will arrive one day. Make the most of the time that you do have. Don't take life too seriously, and learn to enjoy the little things. Challenge yourself, set goals, and be someone you are proud of. You can change your life right now. It starts with a decision that you want to change yourself for the better.

>>511289359
Oh. Same situation. But I took up meditation and had all sorts of spiritual experiences so I don't worry about the petty worldly life. People are completely possessed and delusional, they can't even contemplate their short lives or death. In fact the older a successful person gets, the more he thinks he lives forever. Meanwhile Ramana Mararshi owned nothing and was homeless.

>>511287001 (OP)
Looks like puke

>>511288979
its braised shortrib on risotto retard

>>511289980
Your risotto is oily as fuck chef

>>511289644
sounds cheesy, but it's kinda true.
enjoy your life and do something interesting, mother-not-hurting anon.

>>511287432
nigga you finna boutta be constipated with all that cheese

>>511287107
>glass of beer for hangovers
Thought I was the only one who did this. You will be spared jewanon

>>511287001 (OP)
not bad.
but fuck, thats about 2000-3000 calories,
you a fat fuck?

>>511287001 (OP)
nigger are you eating weird peanuts covered in cheese?

>>511287432
Jesus Christ lad, sort yourself out

>>511289474
Holy shit sharts are completely fucking retarded. Stay fat and stupid. It amuses the rest of us

>>511287001 (OP)
looks delicious

>>511290024
yeah i intentionally drizzled it with olive oil at the end

>>511289706
>>511290467
See how the different cultures of the world enriches everything.

>>511287001 (OP)
looks good
>>511287432
Would be better with potatoes instead of bread.

>>511289359
Would you stop talking like that, Turd?

>>511287432
classic constipation plate

Stop letting a demon depress you, weak sauce

>>511287001 (OP)
It's better than the IDF gunshot surviving children and getting in Gaza.

>>511287432
stop eating so much bread especially at dinner you fat faggots, no wonder you're depressed and drinking
also cheese doesn't have enough protein on its own, add some meat

>>511287001 (OP)
Anhero/10

>>511287001 (OP)
lmfao beaner eats beans wish fake cheese and seed oils, pottery

Alcohol is F tier drug
You should do meth, crack or maybe heroin

>>511287432
>breadsticks

how did you get them so tiny?

>>511288346
Yes, bovril is unironically great for alcoholics.

>>511287844
you'll be shitting those bricks in the morning

>>511290960
They look like cracker style breadsticks for dipping.

You all and your obsession with shit.

>>511287001 (OP)
>>511287432
grim

>>511287001 (OP)
wtf is that/10
i'm an aspiring alco and I had steak for dinner. you can do better, anon.

>>511291080
Yeah those lance in my pants dippers.

You niggers really need to eat some fresh fruits and vegetables.

>>511287001 (OP)
This photo gave me acid reflux

>>511290253
hair of the dog

>>511290199
Why can't he make real dishes?

Richie, what the fuck. Now you won't talk.

>>511287490
Based

>>511291667
That's bacon on the side btw, I slice it into pieces then cook in a pot with honey or sugar. I want to try brown sugar next time.

>>511291981
>brown sugar
You should, it's miles better than the white stuff.
>>511291515
Huh I guess it's way more common than I thought. All my friends think it's dumb

I haven’t had a drop of alcohol in two months. You losers need to get your shit together.

>>511287844
And eurofags try to lecture us about food

>>511289474
>catsup
kek, you're practically canadian

>>511287432
Add sausage, sautéed mushrooms and tomato and some greens onions and that’s a solid little meal

>>511287001 (OP)
I'm not sure what I'm looking at here. Are those baby carrots in some vomit?

>>511287490
Time to stop drinking

>>511287844
Well that’s what you will be shitting for sure

>>511292040
shut the fuck up
i'm better than u

>>511292133
looks like goyslop breadsticks and too much cheese?
IDK wtf anon is doing. When you drink heavily. your body tends to absorb more fat, so you should lower fat and consume more protein. amateur.

>>511288001
Hullo Nico! it’s me your cousin!

>>511287497
I made homemade mozzarella sticks

>>511287490
Buy lots of grape juice and sweet fruits to replace the alcohol sugar. Eat as much as you can next 3 days and drink water. Make some sandwhiches but don't add raw onion, just meat, butter, salt, green pepper, oil. Meat-based vegetable soupswith bread. Eggs, french toast, fried rice, WATER, exercise.

The body loves salt, sugar, cholesterol, that's how I recovered from alcoholism, easier than you think if you give the body what it needs. You could try some milk too maybe.

>>511288346
DEW IT

>>511287432
Needs meat, onions, and cruciferous vegetables.
Second on replacing tiny breadsticks with potatoes.
Picrel is what Russian soldiers eat to give you a basis of comparison.

>>511287432
Absolute Fag behavior.

My Indian taste buds would make me -ACK if I eat that.

>>511287001 (OP)
i'm thinking about thos beans

>>511291667
are you putting mayo on fried rice? are you ok?

>>511292519
We know

>>511292625
No that's gross, it's filled with sugar. In fact I hate mayo now that I found out it's made out of raw eggs, I just use butter instead.

>>511292519
yes, we know, not enough dow dung for you.

>>511292807
I mean the jar is filled with sugar.

>>511287001 (OP)
>alcoholic loser
She's an alcoholic loser bitch who likes to listen to shitty mu-sic

>>511292416
>Picrel is what Russian soldiers eat
No wonder they are killing themselves

>>511287001 (OP)
Looks alright. But I expected more from a Spaniard

>>511287001 (OP)
Just make scrambles eggs anono

>>511287001 (OP)
im usually not a picker eater, but that looks disgusting
t. alcoholic

>>511293052
If I could I would live off Russian teacakes.

>>511287001 (OP)
anon, you really can do better
>>511287844
it was always going to be like that, you need to make a basic white sauce and add the cheese to it
2T butter + 2T flour +1t salt, stir in hot pan on medium heat until it starts to bubble, add 1 cup of milk and whisk until it's boiling, turn off heat, add 2 cups shredded cheese of your choice and stir until melted
pour delicious cheese sauce over anything
>>511288346
nothing would make it worse

>>511292807
Just make your own mayo store-bought is gross

>>511293052
Show me your squid rice

>>511292807
>In fact I hate mayo now that I found out it's made out of raw eggs
hahaha you're a fag
Look up how much pastry is made with raw eggs, nothing wrong with raw eggs

>>511287001 (OP)
if you're so alcoholic you can't get a proper meal in you for the hangovers, time to slow down homie.

>>511293163
I'm not saying all Russian food is bad, just that shit they give to soldiers
I doubt Putin eats it
They don't get those tea cakes on the front
What's that, some crispy dough with powdered sugar ? I'd eat it. Is it filled ?
>>511293389
My what

>>511293479
That's not how alcoholism works

>>511287001 (OP)
Is that mayonnaise and the parts of Gardettos that everyone avoids?...

>>511292807
Imagine being this American and retarded

>>511289318
Thanks anon, I've tried and failed about five times this year. Back on day one. Luckily I don't shake.

>>511288817
Instead of an hero
Be, a hero
They have names and address anon

>>511287432
This isn't really that bad

>>511293664
kek, if your country can never get out of third world levels of poverty...

>>511287001 (OP)

>starch
>potassium
at least you're smart enough to know how to stave off a hangover. Kudos, anon. You display a modicum of intelligence in this short bus of a board.

>>511289359
Did you know that NGOs are importing africoons and moors and these people have addresses?
Don’t an hero
Be, a hero

>>511287490
You're cured

>>511287001 (OP)
Well, At least the table is clean and you have a civilised napkin

>>511292343
Nioce

>>511287001 (OP)
imminent diarrhea/10

I hope you have some decent reading material.

>>511289533
I drink regularly. 2-3 nights a week. I can finish a fifth and sleep well.
Here's the catch.
I drink a gallon of water at minimum every day.
I avoid processed food, mostly. About once a month I just fucking go to Sonic, or Wendys, or Burger king and gorge for ONE meal. The rest of the time it's grilled chicken, rice, steamed vegetables, pasta, all cooked at home with random seasonings I find. I'll buy new types to try them out for fun.
I work out four days a week, two to four mile runs twice a week.
It's gotten a lot harder ever since I turned 40, but I have no reason to change it. My blood work comes back within normal parameters, and apparently my EKGs are in the direct center of where they should be for a physically active 45 year old. I'm not suffering anywhere except for pissing a lot. I blame the alcohol and large amounts of water for that.
I have never felt the urge to drink and drive, ever. If I run out of alcohol, oh well. I also don't drink in public. Not a religious reason, I just don't.
I think a lot of people lack the self discipline to just not fucking drink and drive.
Fry em.

>>511292807
>anon just discovers the miracle of France called mayonnaise is made of eggs and oil
There is a very good reason so many people think burgers are retarded
Because you certainly fucking are clearly stupid as a rock
>what is a product label

>>511287001 (OP)
Did they shoot the cow before they milked it?

>>511287001 (OP)
7.5/10

>>511293893
How is it in Macaco

>>511289359
She got you into this mess in the first place

>>511294073
That’s a very classy way to cut off clientele
I think the only times I have ever been cut off has been because of a cunt having a bad night, or
>sorry brah last one
From cool dudes behind the bar who clearly see that this beer they are handing me is my last one

>>511294678
That’s not a huehue
It is a sand people flag, zoom in or get your eyes checked

>>511294899
Hey, phonenigger.
What country is that ?
You don't know and I do.
You are dumb as fuck.

>>511287001 (OP)
Bro your shits are gonna be next level, but I can't hate the meal.

>>511294899
Why are you even answering to a complete, utter mongo fucktard

>>511295144
Phoneniggers should be banned
he's a Mutt so he grew up in Idiocracy, what's your excuse, jungle nigger

>>511294899
>>511295144
Macau. The answer is Macau.

>>511287001 (OP)
FUCK I want to eat that so bad. I an dying for a crazy poutine. Might have to make pasta now

is it a good idea to consome so much fat while also giving yourself fatty liver disease with alcohol? wouldn't that theoretically make it develop like twice as fast????

anyone can make this at home. perfect food after a hard day of /pol/

>>511295634
Why did you tell them I wanted to ask them to name the country
They probably thought it's Algeria
The thing that pissed me the most through life are the retards who are factually wrong and they want to mock you even though you're correct.

>>511287001 (OP)
I love you.

>>511287001 (OP)
is it vegan? if no then kys cumskin

>>511287432
Not bad to balance the booze desu cheese works wonders for the gut

>>511296036
Why won't you eat meat

>>511287001 (OP)
Nigger that looks like something I'd see on a coastal floor that bugs ear during their offtime

>>511287001 (OP)
bitch ass nigga/10

>>511295911
And yet your dumb ass spelled it wrong and called it a monkey in favella speak and you have the audacity to call anyone else a dumb fuck

>>511295634
Yeah I was just fucking with him due to his messing up the spelling and he freaked out, which was great

>>511287001 (OP)
Post on >/B you fucking queer

>>511295012
The country of monke?
Here is your country brah

>>511287432
>three types of cheese including parm
that's a very salty meal anon, it's going to exacerbate your hangover (if you get those) unless you hydrate heavily

>>511293624
>I'm not saying all Russian food is bad, just that shit they give to soldiers
wtf are you talking about? MREs?
Russian MREs are top tier

>>511295144
I couldn’t help myself mister HueHue
Truly him impugning the honor of an actual noble soupa de macaco is beyond the pale

>>511297123
He spelled it that way because it was originally Portuguese and Brazilians speak Portuguese. Macac + Macau = Macacau. It wasn't very funny but you are still retarded burger-kun

>>511287001 (OP)

Sad out of 10.

You need to learn how to make a cheese sauce anon. Also you could have roasted those carrots in a little olive oil and they would have been much nicer.

>>511297407
RCIRs are top tier
Russian MREs all taste the same; greasy carrots.
Best tea though, if you're into that.

>>511295911
Sorry Croatiabro. Better luck next time.
https://youtu.be/5qNgbIGsrtM?=RtiSMK4ZtVtR9xAu

>>511297538
Yeah I know it was Portuguese colony and i implied it was Algeria because I was baiting him and it worked beautifully. And it was never called the city of monkey, it was never macaco
The name Macau, or Macao (Pinyin: Aomen; Wade-Giles romanization: Ao-men), is derived from the Chinese Ama-gao, or “Bay of Ama,” for Ama, the patron goddess of sailors.
And you are be tarded for even trying to defend that Mon amie
And it was funny and so was his freak out
>mfw baggette defends the mistake

>>511297910
Sorry for grammar errors
I am le drinkin

>>511297910
Retard it's because of the Uma deliciosa memes that come out from Brazil and the association hues have with monkeys -> macaque monkeys that he wrote it like that how do I have to spell this out for you god burgers are RETARDED AAAAAHH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>511298062
>still defending him fucking up
>he was being retarded on purpose

>>511298121
Alright burgerbro believe what you want. Enjoy your drinkiepoo you have tilted me more than when I used to int in league. It's over. I'm cooked.

>>511293624
>What's that, some crispy dough with powdered sugar ? I'd eat it. Is it filled ?
They're dough balls, just flour, butter, nuts, and powdered sugar. I added lemon extract instead of vanilla this time to do something different. It was actually much better, flavor wise.

>>511297051
Cope
>>511297390
Triggered kek
>>511297407
I'm talking about that pic
>>511297711
No big deal
>>511297910
>I was only pretending to be retarded
That doesn't fly here my dude
Macau was a Portuguese colony just like Brazil and Portuguese is still one of 2 official languages there
I bet you didn't know that
Just take the L and stop embarrassing yourself

>>511298282
You made those ?
Good for you, you'll be a good wife to your local warlord in the post apocalyptic America
Try rum extract maybe, it goes good with lemon

>>511298265
he would not have freaked out like that if he didn’t know he messed up, which is why I derived so much schadenfreude from it
>c'est fin
Kek
I certainly shall mon amie, Santé

>>511298397
Yeah that’s why you called it monke city right?
>t t t t t t take the L
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>511287923
>I only have hate in my heart
It'll pass, go make yourself a nice sandwich

>>511287001 (OP)
Lambright/10

CC: Lambright

I can outcook majority of Chinese restaurants not trying to brag it’s a fact

There is only one in South Carolina that surprised me that I probably couldn’t out cook and of course California too but that’s obvious