Today I spent an hour and a half walking in circles barefoot at the park

>>511289656 (OP)
building up those foot calluses eh?

>>511289656 (OP)
How much meth did you smoke before hand?

Sounds like you made the rounds

>>511289656 (OP)
yes we know. there are currently 4 investigations into your behavior, chud

>>511289656 (OP)
walking is a good start, anon
try your hand at some calisthenics next

You got the toxoplasmosis OP.

It makes you do that shit and other OCD stuff.

Turns some people into troons also.

>>511289656 (OP)
Did u attain enlightenment?

Sounds like a good day, congrats

>>511289730
Hehehehe

>>511289783
No I don’t. I did step in goose poop though because they like the large grassy area too

That’s ok though. Tonight in the shower I looked down and realized I hadn’t seen dirt underneath my toenails in at least 20 years. That realization scared me to be honest

whack for my daddy-o

>>511289656 (OP)
Have you ever had an itchy spot on the bottom of your foot, just a really small patch that gets super itchy for a day or two? That could be a sign of hookworm infection. It's more common than you think

>>511289656 (OP)
I hope you were audibly muttering to imaginary people about aliens. I'll be disappointed if you weren't.

>>511289730
fucking KEK

Undeniably based
TSD
(total shoe death)

Chubby Choosers and the Slut Puppets.

>>511290043
>No I don’t. I did step in goose poop though because they like the large grassy area too
It took you years to get the toxo.

You were exposed to it in the last 6 months to 8 years ago, is span for onset of symptoms from brain damage.

>>511292063
Yeah yeah yeah

must be a big park

>>511291952
AI can be rescinded at any moment you arrogant dipshit

>>511289656 (OP)
my feet haven't touched the ground outdoors in probably at least a year. it's all crocs and cheap flooring for me