>we will miss you edition

>Our gilf was found guilty of murder, she probably did do it tho lol
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/wellington/khandallah-murder-trial-julia-deluney-found-guilty-of-killing-mum-helen-gregory/2GZ54OIVKFENLAC7HXIAA4U5TQ/

>even migrants are leaving this shithole of a country as soon as they get a chance
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/567964/nearly-half-of-kiwis-applying-for-australian-citizenship-born-elsewhere


And yeah basically fuck all happened this week

>What's for dinner cunts? I have a bigger air fryer now that can cook whole chickens so I pretty much have one of them most days

>Hamilton Police are looking for this man. Apparently he shouldn't be approached, it's not that obvious but check his right eyebrow. Keep away

https://www.newstalkzb.co.nz/news/crime/hamilton-police-issue-arrest-warrant-for-troy-mudford-say-he-should-not-be-approached/

>>511303131 (OP)
Bump

>>511303131 (OP)
Didn't end up getting a life jacket btw. Was also still slightly hungover lol

>>511304107
you're braver than me, I wouldn't get on those fucking ferries

Poo thread poo country

>>511303131 (OP)
Fuck NZ.

>>511304423
they've taken butter away so why are we even staying here lol

Anybody doing anything interesting? Is the rapist still around cleaning windows?

>>511304809

Im in the process of fucking off. Just waiting to sell up and move to Mexico.

>>511304822
the rapist jumped through windows

>>511304909
I've just got new oil for my car so I guess I'll fuck off to straya in 8000kms.
Have a mate who lives in Columbia, sounds pretty good, pretty easy. Has to go to Panama every now and then for visa stuff etc

>>511305009
Hahahaha thats right he did. Is this one of you cunts?

https://www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360770392/trial-soldier-charged-espionage-begin-next-month?

>>511305073
I'm waiting for some investments to mature, then I'll cash out, sell all my shit and head off. Got to buy a house there but the residency programme is pretty easy once you buy property there

>>511304318
Nah she'll be right mate, I slept most of the way anyway
>>511304822
Not window cleaning anymore, I'm farming now. Haven't raped anyone yet but my uncle's sheep are looking alright ngl

>>511305245
Actually conisder Columbia, seems cheaper, better women, less crime. Your choice though, personally I've spend too much time on /gif/ to ever set foot on Central or South America

>>511305142
they'll grow out of that heart damage kek

What are some handy chinkshit items to buy from Temu?

>>511305324
I'll have a look into it. My preference is Mexico though because there is a lot more places to disappear into. Im probably going to setup in the Yucatan, and find something to do there, some kind of business to invest in probably

>>511305423
You can get a fake ACOG for like $100. No idea how they compare to the real thing tho

>>511305423
Laser range finder, pry bar, multitool blades, knock off Knipex tools, torches, usb cables. I buy so much shit off temu and ali

>>511305506
>places to disappear

Be careful what you wish for kek. But yeah, that's the point of being a nomad, no need to tie yourself down so quickly

>>511305306
Oh nice! Just remember to lube up if you are going to use a sheep.

>>511305608
Nah I'm not worried about the cartels, I don't expect to get involved with them. Im just going to fuck around and see what happens. Everyone I know died from the vaxx so nothing tying me here.

>>511305423
you can buy electric toothbrush heads crazy cheap compared to what they sell in the supermarket.
are they filling me full of lead and microplastic? maybe, who knows. but you can replace the heads at like 10x the rate so the benefit for the teeth has to even it out.

>>511305746
I don't actually know anyone who definitely died, know a few injured guys though. I know one guy who is being studied for someone's PhD. Imagine getting a disease apparently new to science so you could drink $5 coffee indoors 2 years ago

>>511305793
yeah, I got the 20pcs toothbrush heads for $10, also knock off mach 3 razor replacement blades

>>511305977
Well in my case all the people I cared about were old cunts and died within 3 years of taking that shit. So I'm not contributing to this shithole. Im fucking off just going to try and fine something to do for work that interests me. I might retrain over there and get a job in healthcare, maybe nursing, and just chill there at a private clinic wiping old people's arseholes

>>511305977
Tell us about the other injured guys.

Has anyone else noticed that the media have been running a lot more puff pieces recently? Things about regular people doing regular shit?

>>511306277

>>511306591
A lot had heart attacks and cancer, but the other weird one was a guy going like 95% blind overnight. Completely fucked his life, under 40, has kids. Actually I know a woman who died at 40 as well but she had cancer when younger, maybe it bought it back, maybe not. Last time I saw her she was sitting extremely still because any movement hurt, and a couple weeks later she was dead

>>511306548
I basically expected all my family to be dead by now, luckily none were hit although they do seem more retarded than normal.

The way to go if you can is work remotely, that way you have the third world costs but a firs world wage. That's what most try to do

My dog is a nigger, wakes me up at 6am each morning, my room is covered in pieces of my bed and blankets she has chewed. I taken her for a walk this morning and afternoon and both times she runs away to the neighbors property and comes back black as a nigger and I have to give her a bath. This has been a daily routine for like 2 months kek

>>511307599
cute doggo, what breed?

>>511307733
niggerish springer spaniel

>>511307599
Cute tho

>>511308958
that's her trick, she says she will be good then goes and put my shoes under bushes and digs holes and doesn't give a fuck

How's the NZ birth rate?

>>511309389

>>511309389
I don't think it dropped much since women were already having so many abortions and deciding to have their first kid in their fucking 30's.

'Night fags

>>511311484
sheeit and all that