Thread 511303906

If I convert to Judaism now, will I be accepted into ruling class and get my goy slaves and USA as guard dog?

Inb4 Jews won't win, they will because Americans won't ever do anything and will protect them

>>511303906 (OP)
Yeah but you gotta go to israel and walk like the KEEP ON TRUCKIN image while spitting on Palestinians before they accept you. Then when the Rabbi confronts you about your ridiculous behavior, you tell him you're possessed by a demon and you don't move your own body. That's when they'll warm up to you, but it will be a long road.

No ofc not theyd treat like trash unless youre rich or something.
Itd be like seeking protection from a thug.
Plus 26% of the world is muslim and the rest doesnt like jews that much. Best just be a fence sitter if nothing else.

>>511304124
Don't be ridiculous. Fence sitters are universally reviled more than enemies. OP just go with my plan.

>>511303906 (OP)

No Israel in the world map at the end of 2025 and yes.. jews said they win.

>>511303906 (OP)
You will be treated like that goy who married the Khazar milkers then King David fucked his wife while he sent the goy to die in battle or something

>>511304216
Not if OP does this right.

You have to let your years of /pol/ use train you to be a super jew. When you go into the Synagogue, sit in the very front in clear view of everyone. Be the center of attention. Steal a seat if you have to. Obviously is best. Get in a fight if you can. In your personal life if you so much as hear the sound of a coin drop you have to run to it. Just keep these behaviors up and you'll be in the highest circle of kikes in no time.

>>511304089
>walk like the KEEP ON TRUCKIN image while spitting on Palestinians before they accept you.

What a mental image

>>511304297
Haggle over the price of anything and everything. Don't give in until they become tired of you and turn you away. Then immediately accept the lowest price they offered, but complain about it all throughout the transaction.

Learn Kaballah putz

EAT WITH YOUR HANDS

Trust me OP. I've studied to be a Rabbi for years. If you follow my advice, you might even make it in the Talmud.

>>511303906 (OP)
It'll mean you're stuck here
look around yourself and see the world, would you like to be here forever? this world is the rotten fruit of yahweh, his "gift" to the jews, and they are too spiritually dead to realize it - they've created a hell just for them

you can stay in that hell for a few trillion years, or live your life, die, and go somewhere a little better, up to you

I'm only giving you a foot in the door. Being a disgusting slob in clear view of everyone is the kike version of the boomer's "Firm handshake". Once they accept you, you'll have to know various Torah tricks. The key is to do the opposite of what Jesus told you. Like when he says to pray in private, don't do that. You have to do it in front of everyone for clout. Also NEVER admit you're inverting the things Jesus told you. If someone asks you how you got so clever in your knowledge, you have to tell them "Hashem gave you sight". Never credit God unless you're talking to goyim, but always censor it. Imagine yourself as a demon who hates God. Your every move has to be a middle finger to the entity you imagine is watching. This is possibly the most important part of your mentality. You are a demon.

Also LYING is your bread and butter, but not in the way you think.

Instead of telling simple lies, they have to violate scripture. Don't just give your word and then break it. You have to promise. Swear an oath for trivial things only to go back on it. Etc. You'll get it, OP.

>>511303906 (OP)
yeah

>>511304089
No all I need is to pay like 1000usd to rabbi and talk to him online for few weeks and that's it. If I do final conversion step in Israel then I also get passport with jew on it Proving I am fully jew even though I am redpilled anon. I will survive just for you guys. I will carry the torch. I will make tunnels under synagogues where we will worship Hitler instead of raping kids. In 2000 years we will come back! Now is time to keep the fire going and not let them snuff us out. I am taking one for the team bros I will do it

>>511304297
This I think you are right. My knowledge of Jews is massive I am almost a rabbi. I have lurked here since 2010