So let me get this straight…
>Jews start taking over Egypt
>Pharaoh tells them to fuck off
>They claim they’re enslaved
>Then they cause plagues
>Then the pharaoh literally tells them to fuck off and leave in the Bible
>They do, but not before inventing the story that Moses parted the seas and the Pharaoh drowned chasing after them
>Literally no Egyptian record of this exists

So basically the Jews tried Jewish subversion shit in Egypt first, got kicked out, invaded and subverted the Canaanites claiming that’s their “holy land” or whatever.

Then they started doing more Jewish bullshit before getting destroyed by Rome in the process.

What the fuck is wrong with these people? They literally invented the 10 commandments to not act Jewish after their first exodus and then they do it 100 times more.

>>511324729 (OP)
They are the enemies of mankind

>>511324729 (OP)
fun fact their slaves were rather free they just had to pay taxes

sounds familiar....

>>511324729 (OP)
Egyptians never recorded for public display their failures and losses.
Also Pharaoh didn't want them to fuck off, wanted to keep them in, they're the ones that wanted to leave.

>>511324729 (OP)
Yes anon, it's all bullshit.
They stole the flood myth directly from The Epic of Gilgamesh, half the shit on the bible isn't even original.

>>511324729 (OP)
If you read the Bible it claims that Pharaoh was so impressed with there managerial skills he put them in change and gave them a bunch of land to have. Look it up.

>>511325213
>>511325355

Jews!

>>511324729 (OP)
It's even more disgusting when you realize the "killing of the first sons" was just a terror attack on native Egyptian homes that didn't do the lamb blood thing.

>>511324729 (OP)
anon all that shit is fake and gay
anything the jews say is just a lie, flat out everything they claim is a lie
you actually trying to figure this shit out just proves they've succeeding in fucking up your mind

>>511324729 (OP)
>no Egyptian record of this exists
no Roman or Assyrian account exists, either
I'm sure it was real in their minds

The Egyptians were made to be agreeable with whatever the jews demanded and gave them lots of treasure and fine clothes as payment for the time spent in bondage

>>511324729 (OP)
these are the same people christ identity clowns claim were their ancestors

there's very little evidence they were in egypt at all lol, at least in significant numbers bible claims

>divine plagues

Jews were probably just out there poisoning wells

>>511324729 (OP)
the more i research christianity, the more it seems like goyslop judaism

>>511325213
Dude, the fucking sea was not parted.

>>511324729 (OP)
I think it was a sea of reads (predictions)

>>511326625
They literally await the exact same end times where a Judaic messiah comes, enslaves the world for the Jews, created a one world government

Except christkikes believe rabbi Yeshua will finally fly down and save them at the last moment so they have to help Israel and make sure they build the third temple

>>511325213
>these jews are such valuable members of society, I really have to stop them from leaving the country
-literally no one ever

>>511324729 (OP)
This kinda explains everything.

>>511325213
>The jew story book is true
LMFAO

>>511324729 (OP)
>The Jews that were condemned by The Bible started doing their Jew shit and get kicked out (Wow, who saw this coming)
>Well, that must mean they made up the The Bible too!
The Jewish gaslight keeps playing you guys for fools to the point where you have to make up headcanon to keep their narrative going. It's insane.

>>511324729 (OP)
Basically all of the Torah is just stolen mythology from other cultures in the region and slightly twisted. It's likely some distant memory of a canaanite expulsion when the Hyksos were kicked out, not Jews, different people and religion and culture but Jews stole their stories and made it their own the same as they did with Sumerians/Babylonians and Persians.

Temple Judaism is a trauma based mind control cult created by Babylonian magi to convert and control the Canaanites under a single Persian/Babylonians priest family that worked for the Persian empire. It was basically a way for the Persian empire to set up a tax farming system for the Canaanites and make them easier to control. Temple Judaism never existed before the Persians built the temple in Jerusalem and installed a family of priests to tax farm the Canaanites merchants that converted.

>>511327050
Thats american christianity for you

>>511324729 (OP)
The 10 Commandments are nothing more than rules for thee, not for me
Real, sovereign men don't take commands from jewish fairy tales.

>>511327402
Okay, now when are you going to address the archaeological evidence of children sacrifice in Canaanite lands that was discovered of children bones being stuffed in urns? The same Canaanites The Bible already pinpointed for that same worship.

>>511326690
it was though

>>511324729 (OP)
Jews, in the sense that we mean today, didnt begin to exist until after the betrayal of Jesus Christ.

The American english conflates Judeans with Judahites (betrayers like judas).

>>511327649
it was as real as the death rollercoasters and masturbation machines

>>511327182
What’s that say?

>>511325602
I forgot about that… They literally record themselves killing kids, poisoning wells (turn water red), destroying crops (frogs and locusts).

Seriously, how the fuck are these people allowed to exist?

The whole point of the Jesus narrative is to tell the viewer that the jews were not the good guys in egypt.

>old testament god kills the first born son of each egyptian on passover
>jesus the first born son of god is executed on the eve of passover
>jesus calls the prince of this world the father of the pharisees and a liar / murderer from the start.
>jews call their angel the prince of the world

>>511324729 (OP)
It days in the story that the Hebrews took all the livestock from Egypt when they left.
Pharoah was trying to catch them because they were a bunch of fucking thieves.

>flood story was stolen from the Sumerians
>being enslaved in Egypt was complete fiction
>Jericho was destroyed by local hill tribes centuries before the Israelites showed up
>their sacred wall in Jerusalem was actually part of a Roman fort
I'm pretty sure I'm missing some too.

>>511328001
This is true. Add also that the holy family found asylum in Egypt while Herod, King of the Judea, was doing the massacre of the innocents just for his lust for power. The parallelism is clear. But about the massacre ordered by Herod, we have the same situation. No archelogical evidences or historical records. The gospel tell us that in the jewish king of judea, client kingdom of the romans, killed a lot of children. But the very same romans that tell us of punic sacrifices don't tell anything about the deeds of Herod. Israel today doesn't have problems to kill gazan children on live tv, but for some reason we can't find anything about Herod orders.

>>511329228
You are missing the holocaust that is integral part of the jewish eschatology

>>511327402
What about the samaritans though. They had a temple in mt gerishim

>>511325987
We're seeing modern day plagues with covid, haarp, "climate change", estrogen in the food and water amongst various other body destroying poisons.
It's just more Hebrew nonsense and anyone claiming to be Jesus finna get their ass whooped.

They’re a literal biological human parasite, they have incredibly high instances of psychopathy, and their “religious” practices like genital mutilation are known to increase psychopathy further, combined with their high ethnocentrism, they form a distinct organic sub-structure within the larger human super-organism

>>511325213
Or you know, egyptions would paint themselves as the winners for kicking out a demonic force.

>>511324729 (OP)
Speaking on kike redpills, don't forget that Yahweh is just the Israelite version of the Edomite deity Qōs combined with the Canaanite deity El (who the jews originally worshipped).

You can really tell who's who in these threads about things Judaism actively continues to celebrate when they try to shift the topic to christians or something else
Bring up the fact all jewish holidays are basically "kill the goy" celebrations and you get "yeah but what about this! what about that!"
Maybe just don't be pieces of shit and you wouldn't have a bad rap with over 100 countries