>Sorry incel, HR has reviewed your resume and you regret to inform you that you will not be getting the job

Jannies have received their marching orders.

Good thing i dont work in USA.

>>511327666 (OP)
Is that Andrew Wilsons wife?

>>511327666 (OP)
Office cucks deserve everything they get.

>>511327666 (OP)
Kek, checked

POV: You are being interviewed for a $12/hr position at shartmart and are asked what your favorite series on netflix is

>>511327666 (OP)
>Thank you for taking the time to review my application and for letting me know your decision. I truly appreciate the opportunity to be considered for the role at GoyCorp. While I’m disappointed, I’m grateful for the chance to learn more about your team and the exciting work you’re doing.

>>511327666 (OP)
Reminder trans are women too

I think I'm blacklisted nationwide at this point.

>>511328165
Take a hike chud only BIPOC, women and non-binary folx work here

>>511327666 (OP)
>trips 666
>femcel chudinajak
billions (of eggs) must die

>>511328339
This is who is calling chad an incel

>>511327666 (OP)
>billions must sip

>>511327666 (OP)

Mid men and women do not deserve to breed amd should be sterilized, then put in a function where they can serve a purpose for the remainder of their lives. For men, the military. For women, ...

>>511328221
lul

>>511327666 (OP)
>you regret to inform you

brown post

>>511327666 (OP)
>please Wendy Worm, chief insect of the HR sect, high grub of the globohomo hive cartel, have a pity on a lowly human man like me

>>511327896
jeez, is that what walmart wages are these days?

>>511327666 (OP)
someone redraw it

>>511328221
Trannies like getting beaten up tho

>>511327666 (OP)
pretty much

>>511328755
>"I really liked your... jeez, 15 years of experience, for sure"
>"But before I can pass a resume on to our team we have to do a values alignment check"
>"I don't see anything in here about advocacy, allyship, or inclusivity"
>"You can update your resume and apply again after a 6 month cool-down period"

>>511336498
this one is weirdly cute. I fancy myself some chudettes

>>511333052
>>511327896
i saw some 80 year old man walmart worker with a hearing aid struggling to get the card scanner to work at the checkout line and his ear just plain exploded

>>511327666 (OP)
>not being so handsome that the hr catladys really like you despite the hitler hair
:)

>>511327666 (OP)
Fuck you satan.. I’ve alrdy received three of these emails this week. I’m doomed, aren’t I?

>>511336920
you can HAVE her

yeah im pretty sure i had my approval for kitchen utilities embezzeled by the local co-op who are "intersectional supporters of bipoc" or some shit. my insurance covered it and the local co-op that is supposed to work under their approval said "no, you dont really qualify for this" and then I think they took the money. their social media posts rainbow feminist homo shit

>>511327666 (OP)
Oink

>>511327896

I'd mention several bollywood movies as Hollywood sucks shit due to wokism crap.

Then I'd mention I identify as a native of the slapahoe tribe.

>>511327666 (OP)
>start networking a company so I can sell them IT contractors
>”yeah bro sorry HR handles interviews here”
>really? Does HR handle the vetting of technical skills for contract resources?
>Yes. It’s a shitty process but that’s how we do it here, they fucked up our last Salesforce migration that way
Hahahahahahahahaha why companies do this will never cease to boggle my mind

>>511327666 (OP)
My friend recently got turned down for a job, but he knew someone in the company. He had them check and the new person is another woman. So the ENTIRE DEPARTMENT is all women, and all brown except the manager.

So he reported them to the Better Business Beaureau and proved that statistics based of the city demographics showing the odds of an all female, all brown team happening by chance was like 35,000 to 1

A month later the manager of the department was fired and now they all work under some pajeet manager who does nothing all day.

If a company turns you down for a job, fuck with them back. Last time I was job hunting it tool 2 years to find a place because "we can't hire anyone with a white penis"

Fuck these companies and their fatass cunt HR ladies

>>511327666 (OP)
Kek, this is the joke that never ends, you take one look at the mug of a HR woman that looks like that, and you just know they're waiting for a Tyrone, or they want to hire a girlboss, or some incompetent cripple or whatever is unsuitable for the job.

And you just know what the reason is; you cannot discriminate, so you just know that somewhere out there, there is a disabled, deaf, blind and dumb security guard; THE WORST, but you CANNOT discriminate, you know this HR woman will hire them over you even if you look the part, have qualifications and experience etc, because weirdly, it's OK to discriminate if the person is a white male.

does this remind you of anybody

>>511327666 (OP)

loud and clear: w h o u l d

>>511328221
>TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN
If that's so then why make the distinction? No one can ever give a good answer.

>>511337680
ivan you don't have to take the human suffering bit all the way you don't have to babooshka max

>>511337540
any company that lets HR handle technical hiring will soon be filled with s-o-y boy faggots incapable of doing anything.

>>511327666 (OP)
>female chudjak
woahaha

>>511328334
But France loves blacks.

>>511337625
that's the senior management lady that whips out her tome of HR and casts a banish spell on me before showing me the door.

>>511336778
>I drink nigger sperm
>”you’re hired!”
It’s literally that easy.
All you have to do is submit..

>>511336498
Felicia Day energy.

>>511337625

>>511337896

100% I've seen it happen so many times in several companies. HR is also usless help wise if one isn't a disabled non white woman.

>>511338217
fecal day?

>>511338347
nothing gets done, ever, and you'll be made to give up trying to have anything resolved. so they wont have to do anything.
ive been on the phone with numerous people who are retarded fat women exhibited signs of being fucked up on pills, and those were for medical and physical rehabilitation front desks.

> Unfortunately, you do not meet the requirements for this position. You need at least 15 years of verifiable proof having held the position of dishwasher to work with us as a dishwasher.

I'm the reason women need this app. I had the dumb luck of being born a Chad, and so I've gotten thousands of matches after finally getting on the apps about 9 months ago. I've banged 100+ girls during that time (I've honestly lost count) and was juggling several different girlfriends at once. But being physically attractive isn't enough. You have to lie to them and manipulate them too by claiming to be single and monogamous and open to something long-term, you have to pretend to share their retarded progressive political views (or normie moderate or cuckservative views in the rare circumstances that they're not progressive), and pretend to have a healthy and productive life in general (in real life I'm a reclusive NEET that really only leaves the house to go to the gym, the grocery store, and dates). I've mindfucked so many girls by ghosting them, pumping and dumping them, cheating on them, constantly lying to them in general, impregnating them, violently hate fucking them (which they consented to), degrading them, and leeching off of them. And I justify it by telling myself that foids are hypergamous misandrist feminist scum that exploit and mistreat men and undermine our race and civilization. And so I'm getting back at them for how they treat men - especially incels. That's why they need this app, and Facebook groups like "Are we dating the same guy?", in order to keep tabs on evil sociopaths like me.

>>511327896
Altered Carbon but only the first season.

>>511327666 (OP)
Damn you must be very unlucky in America.
My HR ladies were all very cute.

>>511338138
I work at one of the nation's largest companies (not franchise or retail, monolithic) and they will literally hire niggers just to put them on teams to make sure the team is diverse enough.
So we have like 20% of every team made up of people just sitting there to occupy space. Nobody really tasks them with much. They don't really do much. They're just... here.
BUT... they also put them in the 'organization' teams (project managers, product managers) where they, for some reason, think they're bosses, lol.
They need to stop calling those jobs 'managers' because they think they're actual managers despite having nobody reporting to them. So they show up and start demanding reports or follow-up actions from people.
If something goes wrong, their only apparent reason for existing is just to say
>"can you compile an after-action report on what went wrong?"
and then they just 'manage' those tasks, asking people for documents, etc. Then nothing happens with those docs. They just go into an email, and then nothing else happens. They just create busy work for administrative purposes.
I can only see these policies as impending doom for a company. They create a burden. Time, resources, energy, all redirected to wasteful things. And simultaneously, they take up a spot of the people might normally DO that work. So they create work, then deprive you of the necessary hands required to DO the work.
And at the core, it's dumb fuck white women and jews, and homosexuals in the HR departments enforcing this suicidal behavior.
We will absolutely die on the global stage because of this. China and India don't do this.

>>511337625
She seriously looks like the fucking HR who denied me a job.

>>511338342
Kek

>>511336498
>it's over

>>511338654
didnt read lol

>>511339198
sounds like a way to spend time fucking up errors that niggers make and getting nowhere with anything

>>511338342
OMEGAKEK

SMOKIN'

>>511336498
Is that a man, baby?

>>511331326
UNWORTHY
TO THE PIT

>>511337625
>kill whitey

>>511327666 (OP)
So you have no education, skills, or professional licenses/certifications, have never attempted to look for a job, have no intention of ever getting a job, but this woman in the picture is the reason you're a broke virgin living with mommy?

>>511339539
Yeah, and we're a government contractor too. So we bill INSANE amounts of money to the taxpayer for these layabouts to just be here.
I've seen entire teams do projects for over a year, just to be met with
>"we can't actually implement this"
because the teams they rely upon to do the integration have too many niggers doing nothing, so their part will have been left incomplete after years of coordination.
It's so frustrating to spent months and months working on something only to have some senior network engineer negro go
>"we can't get that through the firewall, we don't have a proper DMZ built to deliver that"
And then everyone who worked hard on something just has to sit and watch it die because they can't fire the nigger for incompetence. They just take
>we can't
as a viable conclusion from the guy. Nobody says
>"what do you mean you CAN'T?"
Which should be the obvious response from management. Instead they just say we're pressed for resources and it's just a fact of life that projects will die before completion.

>>511340024
How much did the Rabbi pay you to make that post ?

>>511337625

>>511337625
is that terry davis?

>>511327666 (OP)
checked

It's the midpocalypse. These are the ugly bitches people are interacting with on the internet who claim that there are no good men any more.

>>511327666 (OP)
Oh no, whos tax money will they use to fund the decimation of my home now

>>511339198
You are entirely correct

>>511336498
wood

>>511327666 (OP)
i didnt apply

>>511339198
thanks for describing it and sharing your experience, there is an entire layer of the economy that is basically useless, they just exist to fulfill a quota or satiate someone's ego

>>511337680
she doesn't have a tail, Ruskianon.
I think so...

>>511327896
black souless eyes
this image really shows now animalistic they are

>>511338654
>for the incels
Based! Fuck one for me brother!

>>511340024
You will never be a young woman again! Your beauty fades like the setting sun as each year passes by. Men's eyes once wandered eagerly over your youthful curves; now they pass over wrinkled skin with barely a glance.

The smoothness of your skin dulls into coarse texture that lotions can't hide. Gravity drags down once perky breasts toward the floor while your sagging stomach bloats outwards, disproportional to your diminishing frame.

Younger women stride past confidently, their tight bodies straining against clothes that barely contain them, a cruel reminder of vitality stolen away year by year from you through time's relentless march. They are admired openly, lusted after shamelessly. You were once worshiped thus but those days recede into distant memory now.

You may dye gray hairs and lift fallen flesh surgically restored for another day or two longer at the masquerade game of eternal youth. But the facade crumbles soon enough come tomorrow mornings when you confront ravaged skin again in your mirror. The lies only delay acceptance that beauty is fleeting like morning dew before searing noon.

Men still see what stares back: a haggard, sexless husk drained dry by time's relentless tide pouring over you like tidal wave sucking away youth forever lost beneath its crashing foam of years gone by and never returned.

>>511327666 (OP)
>be me
>your boss
>you're fired
bye!

>>511341983
fuck off

>>511327666 (OP)
*cums on your face*

>>511327666 (OP)
Incel? Thanks for being sexually explicit at work. That's harassment. I was recording this interaction, you'll see my resumé has that written in it, or would have, had you actually read it. I will now take this information to the authorities and file sexual harassment charges.