>US vassal vs Chinese vassal
WW3 is really here this time, lets fucking go!

>does nothing

>>511331754
Cambodia is getting absolutely rekt, through

>>511331819
And Xi is doing nothing, same as Putin did when Iran and Armenia got rekt.

>>511331819
>>511332122
What if the plan is about destroying Cambodia, Iran and Armenia?

Remember when the US and China backed the Khmer Rouge?

>>511331819
>FACTS
have you seen some of the videos of Cambodian fighters? lmao there was one guy with an RPK or AK with a drum and that shit jammed on every trigger pull. They're in terrible shape, no uniform, no training, just firing a single shot at a time from a trench with sandals on.

>>511332295
What if?

>>511332295
They're some of the few countries without a Jewish bank

>>511331636 (OP)
Rolling for TRD

>>511331636 (OP)
They can't seriously just be beefing over a fucking temple.

What's actually going on?

>>511331636 (OP)

>the beginning of birthing pains
rolling for total annihilation

Americans can't find either of those places on a map

Iran and Cambodia are not allies of China and China don’t give a fuck about them

>>511331636 (OP)
American sexpats BTFO
Ladyboys BTFO

>>511331754
China is literally occupying Myanmar that's more than doing something, liar.

>>511334274
>literally
rmao, ror!

>>511331636 (OP)
If this somehow starts WW3, it would be the most funniest thing ever.

>>511334352
> Outs himself as a Wumao this hard...
FBI? Do your job? We got a Chinese Police Officer on your soil?

>>511334529
definitely not a wumao rmao!

I would hope it doesn't break into full blown war. This isn't even a contest, Thailand is way more powerful in every way.

>>511331636 (OP)
does china even support cambodia? i think they are on thailand's side this time

>monkey wars
Tell me, which one is the super power?

>>511334649
Sure buddy, spreading all that chink propaganda under an American flag, post your hand holding a gun and a timestamp covering any id of the gun.

>>511333937

and that hasn't stopped us one bit from keeping our foot firmly on the necks of the rest of the world lmmao

>>511334854

China is only one side - the Chinese side

>>511334854
cambodian government is literally Chinese

>>511335345

But China didn’t sell/give them them any fighter jets/air defence system

So China probably don’t care that much? Idk

>>511331636 (OP)
https://www.thailand-business-news.com/china/193532-expanding-strategic-influence-the-surge-of-chinese-investments-in-thailand

>According to the Thai Board of Investment (BOI), in 2023, China became the primary source of Foreign Direct Investments (FDI) in Thailand. Over the first three quarters of the year, nearly US$2.84 billion was invested across 264 projects, accounting for 24% of Thailand’s total FDI. Over the past two years, China has submitted 588 investment projects totaling US$7 billion.

>The relationship between China and Thailand is strategic. China is Thailand’s main trading partner, absorbing 40% of its agricultural exports. On its part, Thailand ranks as China’s third-largest trading partner within ASEAN.

How is Siam (Thailand) not a Chinese vassal? Or is everything in the /pol/tard's mind west vs china?

>>511335455
probs couldnt afford to lol

There are a lot of Chinese in Thailand lmao

>>511331754
China sux at war. All their drone shit doesn’t mean shit when their bug brains can’t grasp the white mans war strategy.

>>511335983
Lots of Russians on holiday, too.

>>511335749
They are not doing this for Chinese interests

This war doesn't benefit China's geopolitics

>>511336038

> white man

Lmao, sure Indian

>>511336252
China doesn’t have a strategy. They’re just dumb insects copying everything they see better countries doing and hoping they somehow come out on top. They’re in for Century of Humiliation part deux. We’re just giving them hope cause it’ll be more fun that way when we wreck them again.

>>511331819
I thought china supplies both sides and the thais are the chink's buttbois in this one.

>>511336487

Shut your fucking mouth fucking Indian sub human, lmao


I try being nice but shit skin like you are forcing the worst out of me

>>511334967
You're israels attack dog, bitch.
Yours is not to think, yours is to attack whomever jews point their claw finger on.

>>511336591
Id rather a limpwristed indian nigger than a limprwristed jewish nigger

>>511336909
Don’t talk to kikes, they feed on attention of any kind. Just ignore it

someone explain who to support and who's the kikes in this war

>>511331636 (OP)
China:
>Largest foreign investor in Thailand
>Largest trading partner of Thailand
>Purchases 40% of Thailand's agricultural output

So how is this a US vassal vs Chinese vassal fight? I don't think the US has any influence in this war at all.

>>511337031
Juat bring up the MIC market list and see to whom US is selling most weapons to, odds are they're selling them to all sides of the conflict. XD

>>511331636 (OP)
>US Vassal
>In BRICS

this is strictly a chink vs chink fight

>>511337068
They really dont. Its China hours.

>>511336487
2 more weeks

>>511337068
The chinks here keep claiming the US will take over everything here for years while ignoring all the crap Chinese businessmen do.

>>511331636 (OP)
US doesn't exist, it's just a vassal and slave state of Israel now.

>>511337246
show flag kike, show me MIC market list nao

>>511336568
Everyone there is team China to some extent. Its like a civil war in Mexico compared to Washerton

>>511331636 (OP)
These monkeys wont do shit
Chinks wont do shit
Nothing ever happens

>>511334649
No gun chinese police, lmao. Just like your army, all bark no bite. Paper tiger, wumao. Alright hey, report this guy to the feds he's an international criminal.

>>511331754
All Thailand has to do is use thier ladybois as bussybait and the war is over.

>>511337993
Does it work against Cambodians though
The latter are everywhere here as cheap labor

>>511337860
LoL
Nice Cat Cup

>>511334935
>>511337864
>missing the mark this badly

>>511337860
Cambodia managed to hit a hospital and a gas station 7-11 with rockets so we responded by bombing their bases with F-16s

>>511338869
> Still no hand and gun.
Keep larping.

>>511337993
That only works on western degenerates, not based trad Cambodian warriors.

Are passportbros safe?

>>511338784
i want one so bad

>>511332864
Glowniggers like you have no clue how cringe you are.

>>511331636 (OP)
Damn, second war between two peoples I fucking hate in a matter of months. This is fucking great, I hope both sides win.

>>511331636 (OP)
I support the side with the cutest ladyboys

>>511333937
Im not even sure which chink country is "ours" lol

>>511339138
They can always move to another cuntry for a vacation with their thai brides.

>>511339667
Thailand, Korea, Philippines and Japan are the asian countries in America's sphere of influence in asia.

>>511331636 (OP)
I loooove green curry and pad thai!

>>511339783

Japan hate American pigs by poll

>>511331636 (OP)
I'm raping every CCP zipperhead I capture dead or alive, thanks globalhomo for removing all my filters in time for WW3.

>>511340051
You forgot your China VPN flag anon, they hate America but they sure hate China more. Only real old timers hate America. Currently if anything they are neutral towards America other than the fucking mastercard/visa business. Once that gets resolved shit returns to normal because of fears of wars with China escalating situations.

>>511336487
Bruh, it's Canada's century of humiliation of anything

>>511340174

lol, no


Gen x in Japan hate usa, it fact

They also hate China by polls (don’t trust them)


They just hate both of these countries

>>511331636 (OP)
Thailand wants territory.
They a Thai soldier supposedly stepped on a landmine and they're using this as a pretext.

>>511334823
>I would hope it doesn't break into full blown war
I hope it does since the US can't afford to add another country to the list of countries its supplying with its limited inventory of weapons.

>>511331636 (OP)
According to a Chinese dude in Malaysia I know, both are effectively Chinese vassals so it seems like an ethnic chimp out instead

>>511334524
>tfw MAD over 2 retards fighting over jeet temple

>>511336038
>tfw to intellegent to win against rice farmers and goat herders

>>511339138
No. Thai government will conscript their ladyboys.

>>511337708
Bu but 2 more weeks until thailand become US puppet!1!1!!1

>>511331636 (OP)
Is there an actual war or just a couple strikes that won't escalate?

>>511331636 (OP)
Lets be realistic. Both are meme countries. Meme countries do not engage in real wars. They lob a few rounds over the border and call it a day. Both are corrupt nepotistic countries with military forces too incompetent to engage in real fighting. Their main function is to repress any civilian uprisings and keep the corrupt governments in power.
TLDR: Monkeys flinging shit at each other.

>>511340443
Well chinese are going to say everyone is there vassal that doesn't mean anything

>>511331636 (OP)
Is this going to affect my hobby: cumming inside tight SEAmonkey puss? Thailand is already more expensive than it used to be. I’m worried, bros. I can’t live without SEAmonkey holes.

>>511333937
Speak for yourself, faggot.

Cambodia basically has fuck-all compared to Thailand.

>>511337993

>>511339117
You jungle jeets are the worst kinds of rapists besides pakistanis

>>511340967

This dude get it


Does they even have ballistic and cruise missiles? Lmao

>>511340443
It is indeed a ethnic chimp out and both are linked deeply to china. Which is why china will probably have to negotiate peace between them unless they just stop on their own at some point.

>>511332460
no
that was in the 1970s boomer

>>511333312
Its just another border spate orchestrated over some trivial event. In SE Asia corruption is a way of life. Both sides see an opportunity to further repress their own people and dip their fingers deeper into their own national tax base.
Here's how it works.
"We fired off 50 millions dollars worth of Ammo last week ( killing 2 grandmothers, 10 kids, three cows, and obliterating a rice paddy )"
> In fact they fired off maybe a few thousand dollars worth of old ammo.
"So we need extra funds to replace it"
>Divert funds for hospitals, education, and public works to the military.
>50 million dollars goes into the pockets of the Generals. Another mansion, private schools for their kids, overseas trips.
Its that simple, and in shitholes countries it works every time

>>511342270

>>511333312
Hun Sen doesn’t like Thailand’s current PM, aka Thaksin’s nephew, and Thaksin wants to legalize casinos in Thailand. If that happens, Thai politicians won’t need to go launder money at Cambodian casinos anymore.

To sabotage that, Hun Sen leaked an audio clip showing Thailand’s PM acting like his lapdog, hoping Thai people will turn on each other. His goal? To push Thai politicians who are still his lapdogs, but won’t legalize casinos in Thailand.

But we Thais have a saying: “We won’t fight each other.” Because in the past, every time we did, invaders took advantage, and we lost.

Then Hun Sen ordered troops to cross into Thai territory and open fire on Thai soldiers. Thai troops returned fire, but Cambodia claimed Thailand shot first.

The conflict escalated fast. Cambodia fired BM-21 rockets at Thai gas stations and hospitals, clear violations of the Geneva Convention—serious war crimes.

Thailand’s military was ordered to only strike back at Cambodian army base, revenge attacks is not allowed, so we wouldn’t look like the bad guys too.

Hun Sen fled the country in his private jet, but China wouldn’t let him land. Then he tried South Korea. Latest reports say he’s headed to Singapore.

>>511331636 (OP)
Put all your money on the Chinese vassal for the win.

>>511341138
Are we rooting for total Cambodian catastrophe and annihilation or what?

>>511331636 (OP)
>mfw WW3 starts over some ladyboys dispute

Rule of thumb
If there is a war in the third world and you are unsure who are the 'good guys', just ask who has more ladyboys and/or gays etc
No, I wasn't born pro that shit, I just grew up and met politics

>>511332864
>no uniform, no training, just firing a single shot at a time from a trench with sandals on
This was all it took to beat the americans as well

>>511331636 (OP)
TACTICAL LADYBOY INCOMING

>>511344758
Wait, so… we’re rooting for the side that has more Ladyboys then?

>>511345472
I think...
I don't make the rules man... Im a faggot because im a committed best ally of (you) guys

which is the one where a teen hiring hooker for the night pulls a bait and switch on her with a dozen of his buddies hiding in the closet and them running a train on her?

>>511331636 (OP)

The Ladyboys will rise to the occasion...

Just like when I have one on my lap.

I'm so fucking tired of wars

>>511331636 (OP)
So who's whos? are we Cambodia?

>>511347581
Whoever ends up on top,
Trump did it, America did it
Glory to aristotzka

>>511338916
>Cambodia managed to hit a hospital and a gas station 7-11 with rockets so we responded by bombing their bases with F-16s
For me, it's the F-35. The best Joint Strike Fighter. I even ask for extra AMRAAMs, and the US Government is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for one billion dollars in F-35s and they gave me three billion dollars worth of F-35s. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly American Congressman laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free-Is-rae-li".

Now Congress greets me with "hey, it's 3-for-free-Is-rae-li!" and ALWAYS gives me three billion dollars worth of F-35s. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere here at the Israeli Ministry of Defense. I go beg Congress at least 3 times a week for advanced fighter jets, 1-2 times for Patriot missiles on the weekend, and maybe once for high powered laser systems when I'm in a rush, but want a great networked defense system that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily sandnigger destruction needs.

I even sell their weapons technology to the Chinese! it's highly classified! What a great country.
>capcha : TKD NO PROBLEM

>>511348280
>No ladyboys
NGMI

Cambodia doesn't stand a chance. Thailand has a more sophisticated military and a larger population

>>511337817
Ducal de jure war, like Argentina vs Great Britain. The rest of the west just watched

>>511348280
That's pretty funny, man.

>>511331636 (OP)
Dude, the US and the whole of Europe has been supplying Ukraine for how long now? While North Korea supplies Russia with cannon fodder all the while.
WW3 already "happened"
Nothing ever happens.

reminder that pol is always wrong and any war news on 4chan is distilled pisswater from twitter from retarded aut right posters

This region needs some ethnic cleansing correction

>>511342270
>Private schools
So it all ends up going to Jesuits? You'd think colonialism would be over by now.

>>511347581
Who's the tunnel Jew in your pic?

>>511350756
Sad but true. I see people here reposting OINK Defender tweets on this war like he knows anything.

>>511339251
>ur a glow nigger
but I'm not, Im just laughing at pseudo chinks playing war

the world needs less asians no matter the nationality, so let cambodia and thailand destroy each other as much as possible

>>511331636 (OP)
QRD of how it started. Ignore Siam (Thai) flags, they're just repeating random fake news from Facebook.

It is possible for Thailand and Cambodia to become a pressure release valve for US and Chinese tensions if shit gets out of hand

>>511340967
yeah, it will be over faster than israel begging china to stop supplying iran missiles

>>511355683
Then why do you sound like one? Being a faggot le military guy and not even being a glownigger is double lame.