If you dont have a comfy bodega that you can walk to, you are literally ngmi

country store > bodega

>>511332488 (OP)
No, you semi-mojo spicnigger if you live in a place with bodegas you're ngmi when the trucks stop coming. People who live on or near farms are the ones who will.

>>511332488 (OP)

>Technically a health code violation in New York City; but not as big as the health code violations that would occur without the Cat being present.

>new york city

Rat infested city and letting stray cats in is just gross. Enjoy toxoplasmosis or worse

>>511332488 (OP)
>bodega

You mean corner store? Or do you mean illegal store run out of an apartment where they pay niggers 25 cents on the dollar for shoplifted goods?

>>511332488 (OP)
>an out of control rodent problem that brings even more health violations

>>511333164
>le toxo meme
complete pseudoscience bullshit

>>511332488 (OP)
>It's like the store in a gas-station without the gas-station part
I don't get it. We have grocery stores and high-quality bakeries instead

>>511333906
It's le hecking quirky hip hustle and bustle to buy coke at 5x the price of a grocery store 1 can at a time.

>>511332961
>f you live in a place with bodegas you're ngmi when the trucks stop coming.
I suspect they would mention it though

>>511332488 (OP)
>I'll have some toxoplasmosis with my goydrink.

>>511332488 (OP)
Wait, aren't your bodegas places to play pool and get drunk?

>>511333061
This is what I was thinking too
>sure, having a dirty bodega cat walking all over your food is bad, but it's better than the swarm of rats that they would have without them
What a cucked mentality

>>511332488 (OP)
That's one cute kitty right there!

>>511332488 (OP)
>>511332934
Its been a dream of mine for a long time now to own and operate with one but the Small Business Association only works with beaner and jeet niggers.

>>511335524

>>511332934
looks about as "country" as a cracker barrel

>>511335864
50-60% of small businesses fail in a few years
40% of successful small businesses are a second income for someone already rich

You do the math.

>>511332934
The only ones that exist today are fake tourist traps full of chinese shit with "nojobz town name here" printed on it.

>>511332488 (OP)
ah yes, comfy cat shit all over my sandwich

*italian hand gestures*

>>511336219
This says more about where you live and go than anything else.

>>511336249
cats are more hygenic than jeets with cannuck flags you smelly brown goblin "person"

>>511336200
Most "successful" small businesses are fronts for illegal activity. You can walk into any barber's or vape shop here and buy drugs.

>>511332488 (OP)
Based Bodega cat.

>>511336249
I dont think a smelly poojeet should be commenting on hygiene of any kind.

>>511333164
>durr muh toxo

I'm not gunna bother correcting you. I just want you to know you're a fucking retard and it ruined your son's life.

>>511337054
It's okay, anon. That's just the toxo talking

Used to live above one of these stores. The owner and all of the employees were chill as fuck and they'd even spot me when I didn't have any money. The Mexican who worked there was a certified schizo who was always talking about Q shit like Trump being the "shadow president", but they made some damn good Italian beefs there. I honestly miss that store, but I don't miss the city rats that infested the building.

>>511332488 (OP)
>puts asshole on your bottle
Mom, why does this Cola taste funny?

>>511333770
Imagine being so full of parasites that this is your cope.

>>511337344
You're supposed to take unscrew the cap and take the top off, not deep-throat it for gag reflex practice, you raging faggot

>>511336200
Depressing, but that's why I say dream instead of goal.

>Ayyy Yo, can iz getz tree loosies and a pack ah owls mein.

>>511337467
owning a dog is for literal cucks

>>511336219
You are retarded^
He is correct:
>>511336401
I live in certified bumpkin territory.. not even close to a tourist area. Redneck country stores are everywhere.
You know what’s not everywhere…? Niggers.

>>511332488 (OP)
wholesome bodega kitty.
too bad about the toxoplasmosis.

>>511337758
owning a dog is for other people to just know

>>511332488 (OP)
Enjoy your ass worms faggot

>>511337676
You gotta tweak to the dream to not include overt success in jew world, then you'll be able to achieve it. Here's some help. I have an idea for you:

You can still have a "Store" but it will be a more traditional one that you just happen to open to the public. Essentially you grow a perennial forage orchard with multiple forest layers. Fruit trees, nuts, vines, bushes, roots, etc. Low maintenance few annuals. Then you literally "Store" your excess, but that's where you poach the model of the general store and make yours accessible to potential shoppers. When you get going, you can operate like a thrift store or flea market stall, too and add to your aesthetic.

Hopefully that helps you, bro.

>>511333770
>complete pseudoscience bullshit
source: reddit
>>511337054
>I'm not gunna bother correcting you. I just want you to know you're a fucking retard and it ruined your son's life.
parasite-induced schizo babble

Parasites are fuckin' wild, man. The way they make their hosts their puppet. Crazy shit.

>>511332488 (OP)
New Yorkers are so retarded about this subject. They think bodegas are this unique NYC culture.
It's just a fucking corner store.

>>511332488 (OP)
My bodega is my herd of sheep, my garden, my chickens, the game animals in the woods, and the fish in my spring-fed pond. You literally are not going to make it.

>>511338022
>>511337758
Exercise your dominion over animals you faggots. Cats are for killing pests, dogs are for guarding the herd when responsibility demands you be occupied with something else.

>>511337676
So here's another layer to legitimize it. You gotta buy a soda maker though. Something that can add CO2 to your water. Then you take your fruit preserves and turn it into simple syrup and that's your soda fountain.

I want everyone to achieve their dreams, man. But your dreams gotta align with reality, and not jew world or else it will fall apart.

>>511337758
Who said anything about dogs? This is about how your brain parasite is making you defend cats and pretend that toxo isn't a problem. Whole new meaning to bugposting. The toxo itself is now anon.

>>511338332
Lmao, always funny seeing you retarded flyover hillbillies say this. Its more than a corner store

>>511338332
It's a drug spot FRONTING as a corner store. That's the unique NYC culture spin

>>511336219
Very retarded and wrong post.

>>511332488 (OP)
What's bodega, sounds like a Mexican brothel.

>>511332934
>no cats
dropped

>>511338472
I used to stock ATMs, plenty of which were in bodegas. They literally are just nigger-coded corner stores.

>>511338472
You don't know what a corner store is if you think that.
>>511338513
See above.

Same goes for country stores. Same thing.

I FUCKING HATE CATS, DOGS ARE SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY, APART FROM SHITBULLS THAT DESERVE TO BURN IN DOG HELL. FUCK CATS, FUCK SHITBULLS.

>>511332488 (OP)
>le walkable cities and closest store is brown or else ngmi
lol, lmao even

>>511335683
No

>>511332488 (OP)
sorry I live in the woods and shoot the cats that try to piss and shit in my garden

>>511332488 (OP)
>If you have a bodega that you can walk to, you are poor piece of shit. Move.

>>511332488 (OP)
Only browns live near bodegas, paco

>>511332488 (OP)
Your bmi is your digits.

>>511333164
>toxoplasmosis
Is not real. Take you meds meow.

>>511333164
Cats aren't gross though, they keep themselves cleaner than most humans do even in the wild when stray

>>511338161
Thanks anon, I really appreciate the advice.

>>511333770
Grandpa been fucking your brains out again.

>>511332934
>Killed by DG
Sad shit, but farmers markets and flea markets are still nice

>>511332934
That’s a lot of jam

>>511338671
shitbulls aren't the problem, dog moms are. women who deny their natural inclination to have children and then fill the void with a savage beast bred for war. glowniggers have advocated for the banning of pitbulls because they're scared they might get bit when they kick people's doors down.
>do not infringe
fucking glowfaggot or reddit nigger faggot

>>511338022
I live in a small town. My dog starts barking when someone that is not from the neighborhood is around. He is able to smell them from far away, so he can wake me up and before they are near my door i already have the shotgun pointing at them.

>>511332488 (OP)
>just burred a turd with its paws
>and now to clamber all over these bottlecaps

>>511338980
it's really easy to make and a way to use leftover fruit that doesn't sell at market.

>>511332488 (OP)
Sounds brown and therefore bad

>>511338513
Wrong it's a indian muslim armory

>>511338995
it's innate behavior of pitbulls to be violent just like a certain race of humans

>>511339024
I don't believe a single word of that story

>>511338843
t. empty flesh vessel being guided by a shit-born parasite

>>511336467
>>511336965
cats are the indians of the animal kingdom
>population explodes everywhere
>does way more harm than good to the ecosystem
>literal invasive species
>shits right in front of you during dinner

>>511338995
get a lab or a GS then ASSHOLE. Shitbulls are fucking disgusting, they kill, maim and go for kids, those fucks will wag their tail, act all coy then BLAM you just lost you cock n balls to some nigger dog. Cats are FUCKING disgusting too, they shit and piss everywhere, lord knows what they eat when you leave em alone, dogs are controlled by their masters, we know what goes in and what goes out. On another line FUCK little dogs too, they go straight into the trash, however those little sausage dogs can stay because they are cute.

>>511339107
based. FUCK SHITBULLS. Imagine being white and owning one instead of a normal dog, thats like going to dollar tree or drinking koolaid.

>>511339107
>broadbrushing
sure sign of low iq. kill yourself

>>511337797
>I live in certified bumpkin territory
No one who lives rural refers to themselves or their territory as "bumpkin", which is literally a cityfag slur
Drop the larp faggot

>>511339460
How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast?

>>511339460
then go live with them in chicongo or detroit
there are so many better and smarter dog breeds for training to be guard dogs

>>511333906
>It's like the store in a gas-station without the gas-station part
So its a fucking kiosk?
Ping Americans why are you calling a kiosk a "bodega"?

>>511332488 (OP)

>Shelves full of obesity inducing sugar water

Do Americans really?

You get toxoplasma, you get toxoplasma, everyone gets toxoplasma

>>511333906

americans didn't come up with anything original for at least 100 years, their entire hustle is either taking something immigrants brought with them from a foreign culture and trying to pass it as their own unique cultural thing or, increasingly, trying to pass something that exists in every country as a uniquely american innovation or somehow "special". When you ask them what exactly is "special" about it they avoid direct answer and weasel around it.

Israel does the same thing

The store in my neighbourhood with a huge maple tree growing through the middle of it is infinitely more interesting and unique than any "bodega"

>>511339499
I was not born in bumfuck land, retard. I was raised around two different cities and despised every bit of it. Moved to the country as soon as I finished highschool many years ago.
Suck a turd from my ass, nigger.

DUDE! I JUST LOVE THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE BIG CITY

>>511333061
A cat is considerably cleaner than most of their customers.

>>511340016
>i exchanged living on the forefront of culture and science to live in a retardville flyover hovel where we are FINALLY getting a buccees so i can chock to death on goyslop!!!!
unreal that you have the same voting rights as me

>>511332488 (OP)
>>511332934
I have a grocery store 100 ft from my house

>>511340092

>>511340127
We don’t have those here. Never been to one. It’s more rural than that.
Cities are for faggots. And I don’t like being around many people.

>>511336219
Extremely wrong and ignorant. Are you brown?

>>511332934
i just go to buckees, country store by me is overpriced

>>511332488 (OP)
enjoy your toxoplasmosis

ALL ANIMALS ARE UNNECESSARY DISEASE VECTORS

>>511332934
Multiply the cost by 4

>>511332934
Where do they sell the meth, the lynching rope, and the ammunition in that country store?

>>511332488 (OP)
An animals paws are on average cleaner than any random shitskins hands(who also touch your doorknobs/handles, merch and produce)

>>511340457
Based and free market pilled.

>>511340701
>>511340457
the type of people who go to buccees deserve to be placed in labor camps

>>511332961
your mind is going to blow right off your head and you find out the modern monocrop slop practices of today will also completely fall apart "when the trucks stop coming" (two more weeks)

>>511339811
nigger you're just "not muslim" albania. nothing you have is original. it's all stolen from the ottomans and then the greeks before that.

>>511340701
>consoomer slop shop, but based because its le texas

>>511332488 (OP)
Bodega. I don't even know what that is. It sounds Yankee. Or foreign. Is it Yankee? I hate Yankee and foreign both.

>>511336401
>>511337797
He just didn't like what you said (because it's correct) so he tried to imply your experience doesn't count. Shit rhetorical tactic, not worth a reply.

>>511340127
We have to recast White Flight as a free choice and not a desperate escape, please understand.

>>511333770
>complete pseudoscience bullshit
>t. Gondii

>>511332488 (OP)
Not trying to make a joke but I had to look up what a Bodega is. The closest thing we have to that is a country store named JDs that along with pizza slices and cigarettes sells things that might save you a trip to food lion, like toilet paper. It's a great place though, the type of place that'll let you come back and pay later if you're short on cash.

>>511340874

Less than half of Albania is islamic retard if you try to throw ethno-nationalist hatred at a Balkanite you better get your facts straight first

>>511341631
Doesn't matter; you're all the same slop country at the end of the day. No culture but stolen culture. Russia's little lapdog.

>>511341342
Well, for some it is. I can't speak for people who left the city because I've never lived in a city, but lots of people who moved out here say they did it for the peace and quiet.
If you go through my family records it's all agriculture for the past 200 years. Sharecropping mostly, but we owned plantations at one point a long, long time ago.

>BUT MUH TOXOPLASMOSIS
Something you only ever hear on 4chan, just like noFap gives you magical powers, or how tattoos fill your lymph nodes with shit. All pure bullshit

>>511342088
>i trust the heckin science and thank my health care heroes!!!!!! If science man say toxo is not real then IT JUST ISN'T OKAY?????????????

>>511335683
I thought this as well. I was confused as fuck.

I do, however, have a REAL local bodega, which I visit frequently

>>511342088
I actually thought the tattoo thing was mainstream science
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/do-tattoos-cause-lymphoma-202407193059#:~:text=lymphoma%20risk%20varied%20depending%20on,tattoo%2C%20lymphoma%20risk%20was%2019%25

Although the version I heard, was that you would get cancer from having your tattoo removed. That’s why I’ve kept mine

>>511332488 (OP)
only illegal shop at those store...SOMEONE CALL AND TELL ICE theses are are great place to catch and release illegals'

>>511332488 (OP)
>If you can't buy Walmart products second hand with a 50% markup...

>>511332488 (OP)
>>511332934

My liquor store has a stocky store pitbull. He is super lazy and chill. One day a customer riled him up and he was running around like a lazy uncle stirred from his sleep. He looked at me trying to gauge if i wanted to play.

I shrugged at him and he moved on and went to play with the other customer.

>>511340771
people who hate Buc-ee's need to be deported to South Sudan
>>511340958
it's just a fun shopping experience. that's all. among the mundane shopping you'll have to do in a week, there is a Buc-ee's visit that might brighten your day with a few novelties.