>>511353869LISTEN UP YOU PUDGY, PALE, ICELANDIC ICE-PICK! YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT LIFE EXPECTANCY?! WE LIVE MORE IN ONE NIGHT AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN THAN YOU WILL IN YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE, HIDIN' IN YOUR IGLOO AND TUGGIN' ON YOUR LITTLE VIKING PEE-PEE!
LONG LIFE EXPECTANCY IS FOR THE WEAK! IT'S FOR THE GUYS IN THE CROWD, NOT THE GUYS IN THE RING! WE'RE FUELED BY LIGHTNING AND POWERED BY THUNDER, JACK! THE COKE, THE ROIDS, THE PAINKILLERSโTHAT'S THE JET FUEL THAT TAKES US TO THE STRATOSPHERE, A PLACE YOUR PUNY BRAIN CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND!
WE DON'T DIE OF OLD AGE! WE GO OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY! WE'RE SUPERNOVAS, BROTHER! WE BURN BRIGHT, WE EXPLODE, AND OUR LEGACY SHINES FOREVER! HULK HOGAN ISN'T DEAD, HE'S IMMORTAL! HE TRANSCENDED! HE'S WRESTLING GOD FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE UNIVERSE RIGHT NOW!