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https://x.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1948853223072403958

>>511359252 (OP)
SHOW ME YOUR ALIEN INVASION FACES /POL/ SISTERS!!!!!!!!!!

>aliens land in the US
>get their spacecraft stolen by some ghetto nigger and flown into a building
>earth is permabanned from the galactic federation

>>511359252 (OP)
I'd almost welcome it at this stage despite. Make it a quick death please ayybros.

>>511359523
desu*

I LOVE THE ANTICHRIST

>>511359252 (OP)
it's jeffrey coming back from heaven to save trump! MAGA

>>511359252 (OP)
>The Covenant is on Reach
>It's the Winter Contingency

>>511359252 (OP)
I'm gonna fuck the first alien that lands on this planet.
And when my nut is dripping out of his pozzed asshole, I'm gonna say, "WELCOME TO EARTH, FAGGOT!"

sweet
im voting for kodos

>>511359252 (OP)
cool where are the epstein files?

EPSTEIN SLIDE THREAD #478942247

THE ZETANS ARE COMING
QUICK SOMEONE CALL HOMER

>>511359252 (OP)

I will ask the aliens about the Epstein files after I have crushed them with my massive American weight

>>511359252 (OP)
I welcome them, otherwise total blue beam death

>>511359252 (OP)
jewish lies.

>>511359252 (OP)
ok, but why hostile? like, what makes it that?

Suck my Dick Satan.
https://vocaroo.com/13ZqdG6VSTzg

Brappject blue peen
Well, cum too, erf

>>511359252 (OP)
potentially be hostile, potentially not
potentially they bring 10 billion horny big titti cat girls

potentially, very likely, those scientist are huge faggots

my penis will invade their soft squishy orifices

>>511359252 (OP)
>yawn
everyone will forget about it give it a week. just another one of those cognitive dissonance things.

>>511359635
Did they know they were going to martyr him?

>>511359252 (OP)
WHERE IS THE LIST LEBOWSKI

>>511360007
In the trash where it belongs.

Don't worry, it's just Avi Loeb helping his people deflect attention again.

>>511359252 (OP)
MJKiller about to be vindicated.

Do NOT get on the ships.

>>511359252 (OP)
lmao are they really gonna try this shit? its so retarded and its gonna work like gangbusters on these fucking normies

>>511359252 (OP)
>an object
It could be Santa Claus' hiding place.

>>511359298
I'm finna bust in some Xenos

>>511359252 (OP)

>>511359711
kodos is the shabbos goy one, you idiot.

>>511359252 (OP)
And finally they are going to reveal the Epstein files

>>511359252 (OP)
>according to scientists
>Scientist: (((Avi Loeb)))
Why do they fantasise about murder on a mass scale so much.

HOLY SHIT HERE'S A LEAKED VIDEO OF THE ALIUMS

>>511360277
Unless you plan to steal one and crash it into their main mothership. Remember that the ET's are living organic flesh over metal. You have to produce enough of a concussive shock to stun them first and then emp them.

I will lead you into victory. I AM The Ender.

>>511360277
Well then how can I witness that girl voring a guinea pig?

>>511359252 (OP)
> that's slated to attack our planet
How the fuck would they know this? Maybe they're just coming because all the males on their world went extinct and they found us to be biologically compatible.

>>511360962
Her V is pink.

>>511359298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1rMvEYsMaM

>>511360770
Je-Jesus

>>511361101
I don't trust the animated propaganda. Not watching that from the maker of Skibbidy Toilet.

>>511361095

>>511361280
Eat it, don't play in it or stay in it cause it will eat you.

>>511359252 (OP)
two more weeks. I've heard it for 5 years now.

>>511359298

>>511361447
You can't go beyond 2030 so you may as well make your dying arrangements.

>>511360962
It says they're scientists.

>>511359252 (OP)
>ALIEN
Think before you reply.
Think.

>>511359298
FEED ME GREYS

Guys how do we survive the hostile ayussy?

>>511359252 (OP)
>78 views

We don't care, jew

Earth is in quarantine from the rest of the universe, any invasion is from black budget earth govs only

>>511359252 (OP)
how kind of them to give us their schedule.

>>511359252 (OP)
Men will literally fight a space invasion rather than expose the Epstein list.

>>511359298

imagine believing this

>>511359252 (OP)
way ahead of you

Aliens arrive and turn all asians into anime lolis, then wipe out India because they are ugly fake asians.

>>511359775
>SCULLY THAT ALIEN IS LITERALLY FUCKING YOUR ASS

>>511359252 (OP)
>aaaaays are gaaaays

Release the Epstein list

>>511359252 (OP)
There here for the release of the Epstein files. Don't worry, they agreed to crash on the moon until the Epstein files are released.

>>511359252 (OP)
Release the files

>>511359252 (OP)
Project blue beam, as the government loses it's last shred of legitimacy with the Epstein exposure they'll try a fake alien invasion

>>511359252 (OP)
fuck off space niggers, we're full

>>511359252 (OP)
HOLY FUCK ABSOLUTELY NOTHING JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>>511359252 (OP)
But
how
about
the
epstein
stuff

>>511363410
have you considered the fact that I just screenshotted it right when it was posted you retard?

STOP LOOKING AT EPSTEIN

HERE THERE'S ALIENS INVADING, LOOK, LOOOKKKKKK

>>511359252 (OP)
Nibiru cometh! It only wants the niggers though. It wants to turn them into liquid fertilizer

You have been warned since February that this was going to happen!

it is all fake and scripted!

>>511359298

>>511359252 (OP)
>KILL XENOS. BEHEAD XENOS. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A XENO INTO THE ROCKCRETE. SLAM DUNK AN ALIEN FIEND INTO THE TRASHCAN. CRUCIFY FILTHY XENOS. DEFECATE IN AN ALIEN'S FOOD. LAUNCH XENOS INTO THE SUN. STIR FRY XENOS IN A WOK. TOSS XENOS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES. URINATE IN A XENOS' PROMETHIUM TANK. PANKRATION THROW XENOS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER. TWIST XENOS' HEADS OFF. REPORT XENOS TO THE INQUISITION. KARATE CHOP XENOS IN HALF. CURB STOMP PREGNANT NON-HUMAN XENOS. TRAP XENOS IN QUICKSAND. CRUSH XENOS IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR. LIQUEFY XENOS IN A VAT OF ACID. EAT XENOS. DISSECT XENOS. EXTERMINATE XENOS IN THE GAS CHAMBER. STOMP ALIEN SKULLS WITH MORPHIC TREAD SABATONS. CREMATE XENOS IN THE INCINERATOR. SERVITORISE XENOS. MANDATORY STERILISATION FOR XENOS. GRIND ALIEN FETUSES IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. DROWN XENOS IN FRIED CORPSE STARCH GREASE. VAPORISE ALIENS WITH PLASMA. KICK OLD XENOS DOWN THE STAIRS. FEED XENOS TO THE GROX PENS. SLICE XENOS WITH A XENOPHASE BLADE.

>>511365994
>memeflag
>opensociety
into the trash it goes

>>511359252 (OP)
White people during the invasion
>FUCK CHINKS
>FUCK KIKES
>FUCK NIGGERS
>FUCK JEETS
>FUCK SPI-
>*a UFO appears in the sky*
>-ONE RACE, THE HUMAN RACE
Why are wh*toids like this?

>>511359252 (OP)
A
>mysterious intergalatic object
just flew over my anus