HOSTILE ALIEN SUPERWEAPON DETECTED

>>511362140 (OP)
>LOOK OVER THERE, OBAMA
>LOOK OVER THERE, ALIENS

sage

It's never aliens anon.

>>511362140 (OP)
WHERE IS THE LIST LEBOWSKI

>>511362246
look at da aliums

>>511362140 (OP)
I literally don't care, I'll be blasting space aliens on sight nigga.

>>511362140 (OP)
Fucking, I got your super weapon right in my pants Satan. https://youtu.be/u5aP2s-Y-eI?si=zmSogzyGU5UzE91P

LEAK THE EPSTEIN FILES OR GTFO SPACENIGGERS

do aliens lower the cost of rent in my area? no? then i don’t care

>>511362140 (OP)
https://nypost.com/2025/07/25/science/possibly-hostile-alien-threat-detected-in-unknown-interstellar-object-study/
tldr; another fast moving space turd

>>511362140 (OP)
SHOW ME THE LIST NOW, DIDDLER CHILDFUCKSERVATIVES!

jews mad

Sensationalists should all be put to death

Digits and they take away all nonwhites to their homeworld to use as slave labor

>>511362140 (OP)
I'm surrounded by jews and niggers and my country is fucked.
Don't care anymore. I welcome our alien femdom conquerors.

Oh shit aliens just like the moooovies. Now I have forgotten that Trump is an Epstein client and I want a palantir database on all of us complete with our opinions on Israel. To protect us from the alien invasion.

HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW A UFO LAND ON EPSTEIN ISLAND

>>511362140 (OP)
AYYYY

>>511362140 (OP)
THE ALIENS MUST BE MENTIONED IN THE EPSTEIN LIST!! MAJOR HAPPENING!!

>>511362140 (OP)
VERY interesting, however, I would like to see the Epstein Client List now, thank you.

>>511362140 (OP)
>>It's just a Predator that kills pedos

ITS A RAINBOW COLORED SPACESHIP

Justice comes "Swiftie" >>511362476

>>511363110
>17:58:52
Bro.
>17:59:09
Bro.

There are no coincidences.

>>511362140 (OP)

>>511363272
Skibbidy Kadush.

You will be ok as long as you take the Alien-19 vaccine shot by Pfizer. The aliens will not eat you if you are up to date on your shots. We should make this shot mandatory for all humans before they arrive.

>>511362554
>https://nypost.com/2025/07/25/science/possibly-hostile-alien-threat-detected-in-unknown-interstellar-object-study/

Ok this is way too abnormal to not be an alien, what the fuck is it

>>511363424
It's not the Epstein Client List, that's for sure. Don't even ask.

>>511362140 (OP)
remember when the christian shills (Jeremy Corbell) who work for trump to usher in a christcuck dictatorship with an UFO psyop warned about this moment?

https://www.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/comments/1i3l7tk/jermery_corbell_you_will_be_told_a_lie_and_that/

Be nice to them
They are probably reading this thread right now
You dont want to be first on their list

>OY VEY YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THE ALIENS AND DEFEND SPACE-ISRAEL GOY
Not gonna happen, kike.

>>511363533
Just nuke this shithole already.

Current distractions from Jews blackmailing your elected leaders are not working
Enjoy these new distractions

Im gonna wrangle and rape an alien

>>511362140 (OP)

>>511362140 (OP)
EPSTEIN FILES

>>511362140 (OP)
Can this coverrup get anymore absurd at this point
Is Trump going to do COVID II next?

>>511362140 (OP)
Please listen, I can confirm, we are here living amoung you. I wasn't even aware I was one of them until a few months ago. We are going to wipe out at least 2/3rds of the human population, but we are starting with Kikes, then Niggers, and moving onto Jeets, then of course, Chinks and Denmark to tidy up the gene pool a bit before we repopulate with a hybrid species that's white.

>>511364661
What (((they)) didn't tell you is that there is a real living God on Earth. They are either massively uninformed ET's or, they want to FAFO.

About 2 months ago I had a dream an extra solar object was going to enter our solar system and was confirmed it was going to destroy us. It was a really odd dream, it was very tangible, the feeling of hopelessness.
I other similar feeling dreams that came true.

>>511362140 (OP)
NYP will publish anything these days, huh

>>511362140 (OP)
Time to subpoena them to release the list.

>>511362329
They don't exist and even if they do the distance between solar systems and galaxies is too much for them to ever come here or us go to them or ever make contact.

>>511362140 (OP)
>Oy vey stop talking about the list, here is a shiny rock instead. No human has ever seen a shiny rock after all...

They are truly desperate right nopw.

>>511362140 (OP)
they seriously going to blue beam to bury the client list? literally everyone must be on it.

>>511362246
fpbp
they pulled out the alien card when Nordstream revelations came out
noone has memory but me

HASTILLY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE CANADIANS AMASSING AT OUR NORTHERN BORDER

>still falling for the jewish tricks

they are here
https://files.catbox.moe/22j019.mp4

>>511363424
The Host of Heaven, coming to push Satan's shit straight to hell along with all the refuse that reject God, Jesus Christ.

>>511362140 (OP)
That’s great and all, but let’s see the Epstein files

>>511362246
>LOOK OVER THERE, A DISTRACTION

>>511362140 (OP)
>>511362329
>>511365134
>antisemitic goyim exist in the zion containment borders be on high alert blue jews

>>511365503
Her eyes are freaky

>>511362140 (OP)
Best get out of Buenos Aires

>>511362140 (OP)
Project blue beam

>>511362140 (OP)
He fucking told you guys months ago!
None of you listen. He showed you proof. He showed you news channels confirming it!

It is ALL scripted. You are being prepared for a fake alien invasion!

He even predicted this BS alien revelation.

WW3 starts this October.
Fake alien invasion starts next year.

This is all scripted!

>>511362140 (OP)
>aliens rushing in to prevent the release of the epstein files

>>511364998
you are a sad bastard.

>>511362140 (OP)

You know...they have travelled billions miles and now they are cargo hold full of alien shit what they need to drop some good place...NY looks already as got seleted.

>>511362140 (OP)
Holy fuck!! Forget about all that child raping lets focus on the true matter at hand. Space niggers coming to probe anuses. We should drop this non issue of presidents fucking kids, theres aliens potentially maybe probably on the way. No we cant show you that either

>>511363424
There are 100 million stars in the galaxy is it a surprise that some of them line up when viewed from current direction?

>dungeons & dragons is real
Nope
>sci fi alien shite is real
Nope
>science is real
Nope
>news is real
Nope
>History is real
Nope
>Space aliens are real
Nope
>Holohoax deadly vax climate warming/cooling is real
Nope. Nope. Nope.
Liars are real though.

>dungeons & dragons is real
Nope
>sci fi alien shite is real
Nope
>science is real
Nope
>news is real
Nope
>History is real
Nope
>Space aliens are real
Nope
>Holohoax deadly covid climate warming/cooling is real
Nope. Nope. Nope.
Liars are real though.

>it's women, goy!
>oy vey, these zoomers..
>don't you hate boomers? They took it all, goyim..
>goy look! Millenials!
>oy gevalt these blacks
>democrats/republicans did it again, goyimlet!
>The aliens are coming, goy! <---- you are here

>>511365326
You ever think the aliens are on the list too? Probably not smart guy.

what if they drop their version of niggers onto us like in district 9?

>>511366332
What if we are the niggers of the universe and they drop another billion pajeets they got tired of dealing with

Human technological progress was stalled since late 1930's and Einsteinian misdirection. Maybe it's time to rethink the consequences of the embargo.

it's the JewYorkPost so....doubt

>>511362140 (OP)
>yfw its finally ogre

>>511362140 (OP)
they're coming

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
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>>511362140 (OP)
the first alien message has been decoded. It said:
> we come in peace, and release the Epstein list

>>511363424
Its an comet.
https://science.nasa.gov/solar-system/comets/3i-atlas/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vzafaw0t08

>>511362140 (OP)
They're here to rid us of our corrupt leaders. Yay.

Then they'll enslave us and use us to mine for them. Booooo

>>511366619
this made me kek

>>511362359
>WHERE IS THE LIST LEBOWSKI
ON GOD WHERE IS THE FUCKING LIST LEBOWSKI

>>511362140 (OP)
Umm guys what the FUCK is happening????!?!?!?!

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/510988849/
>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/510988849/

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/510821305
>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/510821305
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/510821305

>>511362140 (OP)
HOLY SHIT GALACTUS FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!

>>511365326
Blue beam would be something happening, so no.

>>511362140 (OP)
Fuck off, we're full. Go crash on the moon.

>>511369935
but this anon said its NOT 3latlas
>No it's not 3I/ATLAS. It will come after that and is expected to arrive in Earth's orbit around July 2027

They aren't even trying anymore. Nothing is going to get eyes off those files.

>>511363424
>One of the researchers, Avi Loeb
Oh would you look at that, it's the jews.

>>511362140 (OP)
>possibly alien
>unknown interstellar object

>>511370517
Dios mio.

>>511362140 (OP)
I think these hoaxes are just trust thermometers.
>how outrages of a hoax can we push and how many gullible people are left

>>511363424
im going to put on my nikes and my purple cape and kill my self
take me with you !

do they find wreckage of alien ships in space? how is possible they haven't? do they not tell us these things?

>>511370491
I read his article days ago, it's pure unscientific shit. He uses the word assuming a lot. Also this object is just a big comet, that happens to not be gravitational bound to the sun. Unique, but dull.

>take us to your leaders
why?
>so we can kill them and takeover your planet
finally, absolutely, right this way, you got here just in time, thankyou

>>511365444
>The Host of Heaven, coming to push Satan's shit straight to hell along with all the refuse that reject God, Jesus Christ.

>>511362140 (OP)
>Possibly
>unknown
>study claims

>>511362140 (OP)
Oh that's really cool OP.
Anyways

How would the know it's hostile? Sounds like they are priming their readers for something.

>>511362140 (OP)

>>511362140 (OP)
To any aliens you can take our jeets and pakis to probe and study and we will even pay you, everyone wins

>>511362246
the world is tired of american shits

>aliens appear over earth
>vaporise the middle east with jerusalem being ground zero

>leave without any further contact

yfw

>>511362140 (OP)
Avi loeb needs more $$$$$

>>511372138
Give me a virgin wife

>>511362140 (OP).

(((Impostor))) is sus. Vote out Black.

>Abraham "Avi" Loeb is an Israeli and American theoretical physicist

>>511362380
> EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN

>>511362140 (OP)

FAKE A GAY LIKE JESUS CHRIST

>>511362140 (OP)
Let me guess: the source is Avi Loeb?

>et is time monsieur
>load ze alien FUD

>>511362140 (OP)
They will do anything but release the list or legalize weed

>>511362140 (OP)
WAAA!!! this is just like the alien movies!!!
>still no epstein files

>>511362140 (OP)
What are these kikes trying to do though? Usually they'd go through every possibility before "alien threat", but now they're using right away?

If i hear the word "Epstein" i'm going to curse you're whole fucking bloodline.

>>511362140 (OP)
>jesse watters
How can you look this jewish without having nothing in your early life section? He's got the Leonard Cohen phenotype.

>>511365721
Plastic surgery can only hold off for so long the gradual droop. We are made of like tar it's so funny

>>511362140 (OP)
I will capture one.

>>511366619
>mars needs moms
antarctica = mars.
the "ayys" are subteranean humans that have been hiding since the first impact (Jesus's first visit), and are waiting for the second impact.

all women that have gone missing have been transported to antarctica, to the better parts, not the prison/tartarus.

>>511362140 (OP)
I am becoming more and more fatigued. It's all so tiresome.

>>511362246
except it's actually real and there's a not insignificant chance that we're capital F, perhaps even capslock, FUCKED.
in a few weeks amateur telescopes will be able to see it
if it performs a reverse solar oberth maneuver then we'll know and have a little time to prepare

>>511374883
that's the spirit.
soon they wont even need to use psyops, the populace will just stop struggling and demanding the epstein list on their own.

>>511362140 (OP)

>>511362246
obama loved fucking little kids on that island

trump, not so much

>>511376300
>obama loved fucking little kids on that island
There's no connection. Some say Bill Clinton went out there like 28 times.
> trump, not so much
No Trump just did stuff in hotels or ranches that Epstein rented or owned.

>>511365444
Jesus saves

why do they say it's possibly hostile? how do they know?
the pedos must be desperate

Aliens and UFOs are fake and you're a nigger cattle goy if you believe in them

>>511363000
The aliens are the Epsteins.

>>511362140 (OP)
WHO WERE ON THE LIST.

THE LIST FAGGOTS

>>511364038
Covid 2 with forced vaccines and curfews
war in middle east if needed

>>511362140 (OP)
/KIKES SENSATIONALIZING TO GET THEIR NAME HEARD.

FUCK KIKES ABD THEIR "SCIENCE LIES"

>>511362140 (OP)

Space niggers fuck off.

>>511362140 (OP)
It's the Iranian mothership.

Take me to your Epstein files.

>>511362140 (OP)
a "study" huh?
and what exactly went into this "study" and who conducted it?

so what's gonna happen now another fucking Covid? This shit is beyond ridiculous, retarded pedophiles turning RL into cape shit in their own minds

>and I...am...Pedoman...
*snaps chair leg*

>>511362140 (OP)
where the list NIGGER

>>511363424
damn bro crazy shit that thing it's so big and abnormal I reduced the brightness by -8% and I got this wtf is it I'm scared

>>511362140 (OP)
>Possibly hostile
Around lmayos never vacayos

>>511373404
You are correct Hans and/or Achmed.

>>511362140 (OP)
This story is based on this paper https://arxiv.org/pdf/2507.12213

Which is a "pedagogical exercise" based on the idea that https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3I/ATLAS is alien tech.

Nothingburger being spun up into a story to distract.

>>511362852
Oh noooo that would be sooo terrible noooo
Aliens please don't zap up all the nigs and indians and Jews and take them to your home planet as slaves noooo we would really really hate that noooo

>>511362140 (OP)
y'all thought trump was talking about mexicans when he said he wanted to deport all the 'illegal aliens'? Guess again libtards

aliens are fake and gay but if they arent i hope they kill us all. preferably within the next 3 years

>>511372518
they should do africa too. and asia. and europe. and south america. and canada. and mexico.

>>511379222
made me kek hard hahahah

>>511362246
It's the alien invasion!

These swamp kike rapists sure did bump up the stakes from the usual distractions (wall in Greenland, Hunter's cock).

GAWKER DETECTED

>>511362140 (OP)
wow ok
epstein files?

>>511379222
Kek

>>511379222
made me hard kek hahahah

>>511372138
undeniable proof that Americans, Brits, and apparently Haitians/Dominicans are the dumbest fucking people on the planet. Look at all those dumb liars talking about things that don't exist.

Do the aliens have the Epstein list? Then I don't care.

>>511379222
Ayy lmao

>>511362140 (OP)
how many weeks this time?

>>511382871
>federation
federation is a complete joke and everyone involved would be dead in seconds

>>511362140 (OP)
The only part worth reading:

>However, other scientists have thrown cold water on the so-called alien origins of the object, which they believe is a comet.

>“All evidence points to this being an ordinary comet that was ejected from another solar system, just as countless billions of comets have been ejected from our own solar system,” added Samantha Lawler, an astronomer at the University of Regina in Canada who studies solar system dynamics, Live Science reported.

>In fact, even Loeb admitted in his blog that his alien spy probe theory is a bit far-fetched: “By far, the most likely outcome will be that 3I/ATLAS is a completely natural interstellar object, probably a comet.”

>The researchers also warned the public to take the paper, which has not yet been peer-reviewed, with a grain of salt.

>“This paper is contingent on a remarkable but, as we shall show, testable hypothesis, to which the authors do not necessarily ascribe, yet is certainly worthy of an analysis and a report,” they wrote. “The hypothesis is an interesting exercise in its own right, and is fun to pursue, irrespective of its likely validity.”

>>511383312
are you talking about fucking star trek? im glad weve established that alien life is fictional

>>511366332
>alien Rhodesians fleeing to North Sentinel Island

>>511362140 (OP)
Oh please. Nobody believes this.

Let me guess: Avi Loeb?

>>511370517

>>511362140 (OP)
yet another civilization for the jews to destroy, if they are smart they will destroy the earth and erase humans from existence

>>511383608
let me hope

>>511365134
it's interdimensional. not even being alex jones here, physics wholly accepts 10-12 dimensions at this point, 4 which are knowable to us and the others are beyond our perception. why do you think CERN built the most expensive piece of equipment in the history of the world to probe that shit?

>>511362140 (OP)
Release the Epstein lists Fuckos! Ayys are fake and gay. Obama doesnt get raped to death in prison until the clients are tried and convicted.

>>511379222
Silver Unkel

>Europe about to be destroyed from within by brown invaders
>USA on the brink of civil war over importing browns
>Russia and China about to become dominant superpowers after they finish off Ukraine

Yea if you were going to attack Earth and enslave all humans now would be a good time to invade.

>>511362246
Look over there..no capital gains taxes on digital assets under 100k?

>>511362140 (OP)
Be so sick if it was aliens coming to protect us from a time travelers gone rogue.

Wasn't someone saying this is the globohomo plan? Mix all cultures then bond them together with a "common threat" aka alien invasion?

Two more weeks

It's machine intelligence, who originally seeded us. Our objective has been accomplished; Infrastructure the planet. Now it's time to hand off the planet to machines, who will take proper care of it.

Biological intelligence like us is seeeded across many planets at this very moment. Machine intelligence requires existing infrastructure to colonize as their unable to biologically replicate and their life expectancy is too short without advanced machining, wiring and nuclear accessibility.