>be county or state office
>"sorry buddy no outhouses are allowed you need to spend thousands of dollars to install a septic system on the land that you thought was a bargain"

>be farmer
>"excuse me while I cover an entire field with animal shit that is in contact with food for human consumption"

>not living in a bottom-friendly state
NGMI

>>511368055 (OP)
Human shit is more likely to contain things that are adapted to survive in human bodies. Like parasites and e. coli and other bad things.

>>511369059
and animal shit is safe to eat?

>>511368055 (OP)
also remember boomer minimum wage was $200/hr when corrected by the price of gold