so the robots will spare you

nah then i'd have to deal with chinese people.

I'm way more surprised about the price being that low, than the fact that this thing is as advanced as it is.
Sure it's still basic as hell, but considering where robotics was just 10 years ago, this is crazy progress.
We'll see sexy robot maids within the next decade and you can buy them for a grand or two.

even if China becomes global hegemon the international common tongue will remain English because chinkese is so universally abhorrent

>>511372575 (OP)
uh where's the hole for my penis

Is the the same robot that went apeshit and killed a chink in the factory a couple months ago?

>>511373319
they shouldn't have included liveleak in the training data

>>511373437
This is why robots will never work in American cities. Niggers will just attack and destroy them. They like attacking stuff that can't defend itself, like old asian ladies.

>>511373102
it's got a penis for your hole

>>511372575 (OP)
i learned years ago
its a broken shithole behind the facade

>>511373010
Oh fug :-D

>>511372575 (OP)
LEARN ROBOT CPR NOW

>>511372575 (OP)
Wake me up when they look like this (she's 5'3")

>>511372575 (OP)
This shit is so retarded the goal of robots is to do work, to be our slaves, doing cartwheels is retarded I would shoot that robot if it failed to do useful work

>>511373893
GEDDAN

>>511373010
AI enables the software that can make them functional. Walking, running, cleaning, cooking, etc.

If they replace workers then companies can lease them to undercut wages, then reinvest the profit.

>>511373010
>Atomic Heart timeline

Based communism.

>>511373533
One time i was walking on a small road, and i got out of the way of a coming vehicle, and said "Ah, my knee!" because i suffer chronic knee issues, the van stopped, 3 of the darkies got out and started screaming about me calling them niggers, so they beat my ass for no reason. I was not even racist until that day.
Around blacks, never relax.

>>511372575 (OP)
Imagine a Chinese girl in a helicopter annihilating thousands of Indians.

>>511372575 (OP)
russnigger shill spam

>>511372575 (OP)
Chinese engineers use english, not chinese.

>>511374097
what wagie gon do

>>511374199
>tfw no jeet yeeting gook wife.

>>511373533

>>511374334
>When the memes are real

>>511374466
Of course it was in Philly.

>>511372575 (OP)
Im looking at their website and im not seeing this screaming deal.

>>511374150
That sucks anon but at least you learned a valuable lesson in life.

>>511373010
can it mow my lawn?

>>511374804
I lied
https://www.unitree.com/R1
GET YUR SEXBOTS! SEXBOTS HERE FOR ONLY $5900!

>>511374804
Gosh, you mean a CCP propaganda thread on /pol/ might not be entirely accurate? Heaven forfend!

>>511373010
CGI

>>511374899
The problem is I bet their balance and walking algorithms aren't made to let you widen the hip locations. Also extra weight from silicone.

Waiting for the first news article where a guy gets a dick injury from one of these.

>>511373437
Those niggers sold their souls and are being forced to promote cgi slop. Many such cases.

>>511373010

The video looks like it was AI generated. The motion is kind of uncanny, but maybe it is real. Everything about it seems fake to me, and what's the point? It has no fingers. So it can do flips and stuff? What is the battery life like?

Still if it came with a fleshlight I might consider.

>>511375030
>Waiting for the first news article where a guy gets a dick injury from one of these.
Its hand looks formed for jerking but idk if id trust it to not rip my dick off. They have a big warning saying the robots are "Powerfully powerful" and to keep a safe distance away lol

>>511375175
AI generated video is going to be a goldmine for BRICS propaganda...until people stop believing literally anything they see. We're already half there desu.

>>511374892
yes it can

>>511375275
Look at their YouTube channel. The hands are dexterous and have force feedback. They can hold and egg, crack it, and then smash a walnut with their fist.

>>511375072
nuh uh its real

>>511375175
>>511375333
COPE. America is over. Jews bled the country dry and now comes the collapse. China will rule geopolitically for the next 100 years.

>>511374921
kek
If we cant trust the honest and trustful chinese, who can we trust? Theyr nation is known for honesty, fair buisness practices and high qualithahahAHHAHA cant even finish my sentence hHAHAaha

Seriously though, if they sent me a free sexbot then id sing Big Brother Xi's good name from the roof tops.

To any chinese spys, I am easily bought off and im bought off for cheep. Im willing to point fingers and name names.

>>511375578
Requesting crying soijack of the robot remembering this event while shooting random negroes in a mall.

>>511375524
>They can hold and egg, crack it, and then smash a walnut with their fist.
God, that could be me...

>>511375072
>>511375578
>>511375733
COPE
JEWS COLLAPSED AMERICA
NOW YOU LOSE

>>511374466
Don't fuck with Philly, yo.

>>511375333
One in four Amerimutts are illiterate

For all the coping jews saying it's AI, here's a video of their robot dog that is like $2,000.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMrE2T_L0yo

America will lose the fight

>>511375900
>COPE
>JEWS COLLAPSED AMERICA
>NOW YOU LOSE
Theirs sexbots for under $6000. Im pretty sure that means we all win, retard.

>>511372575 (OP)
>>511373010

Its remote controlled, this is why Honda's asimo and other variants like it are in development hell, this was prior to the AI training networks Nvidia created. They had to manually teach these retarded robots how to do shit and they were permanently infantile retards.

So basically we returned to hardware issues how to make the structurally perfect robot with high performance servos matching human speed and stability while also being cost affective and replaceable. The robotic learning issue is solved for now, it just needs to be faster to the point you can teach a robot in the span of a few minutes not trillions of simulations

Here's your sexbot bro

>>511372575 (OP)
6.000.000 coomers will be jerked off to death by these bots by 2030.
It will be worse than the automated masturbatory death machines used by nazis in concentration camps against the jews.

>>511376470
>Its remote controlled
COPE HAHAHAHAH

Good thing Juan and Ramdeep can compete, right?

>>511376542
Its ready for me!!!
The future is now, old man!

>>511375587
>>511376204
I made you angry for a reason lmao

>>511372575 (OP)
we are so close to affordable mass produced sexbots

>>511376811
don't forget to wear protection

>>511372575 (OP)
1. im on to the ping pongs theyre gonna irobot the world

2. i cant wait till someone jailbreaks it

>>511372575 (OP)
If I yell
>XBOX OFF
in Chinese will it die?

>>511377198
What the fuck? xD HAHHAH
Pretty sure I have a tube-sock that looks similar.

I think it's funny that anons are incapable of understanding the state of the world because they think everything is fake

>>511372575 (OP)
>Purchase Chinese robots
>They're programmed to stab and murder Americans when China goes to war with America.
Yeah, no thanks faggot. I don't trust dirty commie chinks.

>>511377454
If you want a soulless bugwoman for sexo, there are plenty in Hong Kong and probably a lot cheaper than any robot.

>>511375733
>Seriously though, if they sent me a free sexbot then id sing Big Brother Xi's good name from the roof tops.
ALL GLORY TO THE CCP

>>511377534
>he thinks anons are real

>>511374111
The fact that you associate advanced robots with communism shows you're a subhuman.

>>511377639
he's just a soirican that likes media and has no point of reference outside of popular media

>>511372575 (OP)
That looks poorly constructed compared to a Tesla bot or the Boston Dynamics robots.

>>511378837
no shit, it`s also only $5900

>>511379095
Why can China only make low end goods that compete only on the basis of price? Can you name a single luxury Chinese brand?

>>511373010
Robot that fights and does cartwheels? Why would I buy an electric nigger?

>>511379155
i can`t afford luxury shit so i don`t care, luxury is useless to me

>a chinese spy device that can get up and walk around
Wow, and only $6,000? What a bargain! China really is the future!

>>511379155
>brainwashed goy that prefers 5x price for shit products


Try to leave momma’s house at least once a day.

>>511377592
Programmed to play soccer like a woman.

>>511379315
I knew in advance you couldn't name anything. It was a rhetorical question.
>>511379476
Can you name a single luxury Chinese brand? Something that competes on the basis of quality rather than being cheap? How will China ever climb the value chain and escape the middle income trap if it never advances beyond this?

>>511373010
why doesn't it look like a cheap copy of iRobot?

it looks scarier than a Terminator, I'll give the chinks that.

>>511379611
china competes by selling people things they can afford to buy. if only 10,000 people in the world can afford your product then its basically useless unless you`re just using it to raise funds to develop a version the rest of us can afford

>>511379770
>china competes by selling people things they can afford to buy
Exactly. Cheap, low value added goods that no one would buy except for the low price. But this will keep China in the middle income trap like I said. And diaspora changs like (You) will never go back and more and more will leave every year....because the poor want to move to countries where they don't have to be poor, and not to go back.

>>511375578
>nuh uh it’s real
>shows another cgi fake and gay video as evidence
lol
lmao even

Yes, a 1990’s childrens RC toy.
China can’t even build a car. It’s robots are RC childrens toys from 40 years ago. It’s cars are big battery powered kiddies toys for wangs and jeets to play in. Most of them are parked in fields, so many that they can be seen from space. Because china is the biggest fuck up ever. It makes india look good.
China gets a lot of aid money from us, globo makes us give it them. They spend it on lying.
This video shows things very well.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bY9Xb4zilKg&pp=0gcJCccJAYcqIYzv

>>511373893
his girlfriend didn't even look at him

>>511373010
Stupid thing would step on my cat or something and piss me off.

Whoops. Here is the right link. The ROBOTS link.
>chinky robot
Yes, a 1990’s childrens RC toy.
China can’t even build a car. It’s robots are RC childrens toys from 40 years ago. It’s cars are big battery powered kiddies toys for wangs and jeets to play in. Most of them are parked in fields, so many that they can be seen from space. Because china is the biggest fuck up ever. It makes india look good.
China gets a lot of aid money from us, globo makes us give it them. They spend it on lying.
This video shows things very well.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sj83lRGOtQ

>>511375072
>niggers
>souls

>>511372575 (OP)
I prefer Cantonese.

>>511380358
Imagine being this guy

>>511373010
Looks CGI

>>511373010
You can see it's superimposed cgi.

>>511380358
I think that was the joke...

>>511373893
They seem to have programmed in spasticity. Could be more evidence for deep AI.