Chinese buffets can sell endless shrimp, crab and even lobster without going out of business

>>511376546 (OP)
CEO Nigerius Niggerus be here finna save yo lobsta ahh

CEO Nigerius Niggerus finna be graduatin Harvard with the highest GPA a nigga ever get a 1.3 now he finna save red lobster by turning it into red niggster zogboiled microplastic slop niggershit. Bankers be demandin that the black lifespan be reduced to below retirement age and Nigerius Niggerus is here to answer the call

>be black
>exist
>achieve
>break the psyche of millions

11 million dollars sounds like literally nothing for an international restaurant chain that has the name recognition of taco bell for seafood

NGL the new boil bags are LIT exactly the kind of game changer Red Lobst has been needing for a minute though

>>511376546 (OP)
I don't know, but I also don't care.

>>511376546 (OP)
isnt red lobster a publicly listed/traded company?
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SELL SELL SELL

>>511379188
no its private :(

>>511378616
$11 million is nothing for them. The endless shrimp deal was just the culmination of Red Lobster becoming universally recognized as a restaurant for blacks. This drives away other customers and makes anything that relies on patrons having self restraint, manners, or shame a non starter.
Red Lobster went through bankruptcy and is reemerging fully embracing their black restaurant identity. They got a highly visible black spokesman/CEO. They are revamping the menu to be even more appealing to blacks while maintaining higher profit margins on food to make up increased staffing costs because they will pay wait staff better to make up for nonexistent black tipping. RedLobster is just the new KFC

Red Lobster has always been shit with a small exception between 2003-6. It is the flyover states' seafood experience.

>>511376546 (OP)
nigga closed hundreds of stores and then celebrated getting out of debt kek

>>511376546 (OP)
Because chinese buffets charge each individual.
Staff at Red Lobster were told to allow parties of 10 hood rats to order 1 endless shrimp meal and 10 drinks and just let them eat all they want (otherwise it would be racist).
Red Lobster pulled in 20 bucks.
The chinese buffet pulled on $200.

>>511379704
so real KFC is dead and done then

>>511376546 (OP)
give that nigger the McDonald's mulan recipe ffs

>>511376546 (OP)
>DEI CEO
RIP Red Lobster.