and meet this dude in the woods
how to react?

https://youtu.be/VCRRFyXz6kQ?si=QEe8uc_FV9yUl2Vl

>>511378667 (OP)
kill the retarded smelly savage then rape all women

>>511378667 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Hy2Rsk6HtJg

>>511378667 (OP)
Stab him in the throat with my gladius or die trying.

>>511378667 (OP)
Throw a pilium at him from 50 metres away. Job done.

bend over to receive BGC

>>511378667 (OP)
like this:

>>511378667 (OP)
he looks slow
id be a ninja and stab him in the face

>>511378667 (OP)
Muscles don't matter in knife fights.

>>511378667 (OP)
Looks like Varro

>>511378667 (OP)
laugh at him about the ufc being so shit and mock him about his heart giving out from the roid abuse

>>511379263

Do I have a weapon?

He looks like Ed Sheeran on steroids

>>511378667 (OP)
Man why do you obsess over that literal who? There are loads of better white fighters.

>>511378667 (OP)
have sweaty gay sex with him just as romans do

Is my mage level over 75?
Id cast fire bolt or saradomin strike

>>511379417
nobody is white in this video

>>511378667 (OP)
>point to the distance
>see him look to where I am pointing
>stab him with my spear

>>511379231
Lmfao how much do you weigh. Knife fight me twink.

>>511378667 (OP)

A pilum to the knee will put him in his place.

>>511378667 (OP)
Enslave then buttfuck

>>511379572
life isn't like hollywood bud

It's crazy that only 400 years later they raided raped ransacked like 80% of the roman empire. I think egypt and syria are really the only places that didnt get BGC

>>511378667 (OP)
They smelled worse than jeets back then

>>511379572
lol german obediancemaxxing

>>511378667 (OP)
>be me
>turn 360
>walk away

>>511379734
Lol yep the spartans actually bragged about looking like shitskins. They criticized the persians for also being fair skinned and having blue eyes. pol is not ready to accept this fact

>>511379263
The guy who lost at cannae?

>>511379906
And they were right, Meds make for the most attractive men by far
Nordics are basically women, pretty much the Asians of Europe

>>511379994
You realize you dont count as a med right? Meds are the guys that raped your ancestors and made you only half monkey

>>511379864
this entire board is shitskins and kikes

>>511378667 (OP)
honestly his physique doesnt look that impressive just a manlet that hits the gym doesn't matter much when a sword or spear chops him up.

>>511378667 (OP)
The main reason the Romans didn't conquer Germany is because Germanicus was betrayed by his own people and not allowed to achieve his true potential.
The same reason as to why the Romans managed to conquer the Lusitanians: Viriato was betrayed by his own people and not allowed to fulfill his destiny.
Merit in the battlefield is secondary to these things. What determines success is first and foremost whether or not you have traitors in your ranks. The #1 enemy is the traitor.

>>511380054
Im 100% Portuguese
You will never be a Med BVLL like me mutt

>>511380080
bro he eats 6 Döners per day
Not even Hulk Hogan could eat 6 Döners per day

>>511380078
whiter than u mohammud
us americans r 100% pure bavarian phenotype

>>511380164
The amerimutt meme is something that white people say to americans. It doesnt make sense when there is a 100% chance one of your great grandparents was brown lol

>>511378667 (OP)
throw my pilum and close with my gladius

>>511380190
sure thing, Pancho

>>511380054
>Immediately changes the subject

>>511380376
You take that back you no good yellowbelly son of a bitch
As I recall you g*rmans supported mexico when we were at war with them.

Let him and all of his family and tribe into Rome until they outnumber the natives and the civilization collapses?

>>511380297
I'm literally 80% Portuguese/Iberian with some Italian and German ancestry lol
You think everyone here is a mutt too?

>>511380190
more like obese faggot bremer phenotype lol

>>511379994
>And they were right
No they died out for a reason

>>511380421
>another mestizo trying to pretend he is the same thing as a medbvll
If BGCposter was here he would skin you and make a rug

>>511378667 (OP)
>7ad
>No armor
Get rekt

>>511378667 (OP)
>Flauvius..the ballista

>>511380511
wtf memeflag even is that?
are you autistic?

>>511380505
>I'm literally 80% Portuguese/Iberian
which is what, 30% berber blood? Kek

>>511380505
>begins 56%posting about how he's only 5% nigger
A tale as old as time lol

>>511378667 (OP)
They had spears and bows you fucking retard, very rarely you would even have to pull your sword out.

>>511380699
How retarded do you have to be to not know the gladius was central to roman warfare

>>511378667 (OP)
>You are a roman empire soldier in the year 9 A.D
I immediately find the biggest, most popular brothel and sign up.

>>511380748
>retard can't read
>flag

too much pedophile brainrot and no foreskin

>>511380647
lol seething nordcuck jealous their women flock to Med chads whenever they can

>>511380801
>thinks that romans "rarely pulled out their swords" in battle
>scream and writhe about how americans occupy his country

>>511380813
Not that anon but the only brazilian chick i met (brown, like all of you) sucked my dick within an hour of arriving at my house

>>511378667 (OP)

I'd be too busy crucifying kikes to walk in the forest.

>>511380544
>immediately concedes authority to another man
I don't give two shits what some Turkish tape mongrel and his gay fanboy say

>>511380078
barbarian fag

>>511381058
>pretending to be a med
>"turkish rape mongrel"
Can you decide if youre gonna be a tradcath latino "im 90% spanish" kind of beaner or a pretend SS trooper beaner

>>511378667 (OP)
360 degrees and stab that filthy mongoloid in the stomach with my based Mainz pattern gladius and superior martial training and unit cohesion.

>>511381098
youre not an italian, you worthless shitskin

>>511378667 (OP)
>how to react?
<TESTUDO!

picrel

>>511378667 (OP)
Kenny Omega is looking rough

>>511381007
So you're a racemixer?

>>511379970
Read a book moran

>>511381549
>NO WIMMINZ ALLOWED
>hangs sign

>>511379514
lmao ok

>>511378667 (OP)
didn't know roids existed in 9 AD

>>511380078
I love Germans and believe that they are superior but you have to admit.
Making fun of Germans is peak comedy.
You fuckers have the silliest most unserious language ever and are super autistic.

>>511382143
That's a stone craftsman, son.

>>511382456
>autistic
It's a cute meme to excuse childish sperg outs but let's be real, they have been cultural crybabies since 2007
I don't know what happened

>>511379514
>The Dutch aren't white
>-t. turk living in goymoney

>>511378667 (OP)
Lmfao. All the men in the Roman Empire averaged 5'5 to 5'7 tops.
I'm 6'2.
I'd laugh and kick him in the face.

>>511380078
What took you so long to find out?

>>511378667 (OP)

Ron Weasly on roids.

>>511378667 (OP)
>Hey, wanna come to the colliseum? There's bitches
Done via pantomime since this barbarian wouldn't speak the noble Latin language.

>>511378667 (OP)
Romans were brown shittaliens, not white nordics like this guy.

>>511382978
That's his point pajeet, Romans were invading Germanic territory at about that time.

>>511382456
why dont you go fuck yourself

>>511380505
Based med Chad

>>511379417
>Getting paid to break bucks

>>511378800
check check

>and meet this dude in the woods
I'd been tracking him for days. You do not come into my world and start shit with me.

>>511378800
A lithuanian would say that, I think OP was asking civilized people though, not barbarians.

>>511380463
Just a (You) for leading me on a two hour binge of early US Navy actions.
>>511379660
Do you find something funny about the name...
Bigus
DICKUS?

>>511378667 (OP)
Where is my twink concubine? I need him to fan me while standing nude.

>>511381007
lol I have fucked so many blonde blue eyed american women Ive lost count
your women like em darker

>>511386064
Is that why when I open my tinder I get a see of matches from Brazilians wanting me?

>>511380647
Amerimutts are so retarded I don't even know why they're so afraid of mixing with Mexicans. Your IQs aren't all that different.

>>511379417
>Fag Du Plessis
>Great fighter

>>511379417

>>511378667 (OP)
hand him a sword, shield, and armor, and say jump in, faggot, we're going to kill everyone in Judea. Hail Cesar.

>>511379906
You made that up, you are probably persian yourself and this is your pathetic attempt at we wuzing.

>>511382456
I've never heard anyone say German is silly ans unserious. They are contenders for having the greatest poetry in Evropa.

>>511381369
Mussolini did dislike Hitler.

>>511378667 (OP)
I want to be his wife.

>>511378667 (OP)
Pullo his ass asap

>>511380137

>>511380078
Yep, this board has so many rome bootlickers and anti-deutschites, they're all brown

>>511378667 (OP)
Roman soulders were that broad, just short. Run a gladius in his anius and move on.

>>511378667 (OP)
Politely ask him why he left his neck in the hut

>>511379660
A piwum?

>>511378667 (OP)
He is on steroids simple as that knowing this his legs have less receptors so they are his soft target. Attack the legs top part of his body is disproportionately large compared to his legs. His center of gravity is a torque negative he’s going head first in to a rock with a broken knee. Bigger is not deadlier in all raw power and speed with a better weight distribution and center of gravity.

Longer limbs and bigger bodies make for larger targets.

>>511379417
ddp is african as fuck