>>511379355 (OP)Make waaaay for Zelenskyyyyyy!
Say hey to Zelensky!
Hey! Clear the way, he comes from afar;
Hey you, let us through, it's the old film star;
Oh, be the first in the oblast to be conscript;
Make way, here he comes, send aid, drop bombs;
'Cause you're gonna love this guy!
Zelensky, fabulous he, ukraini slava!
Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee;
Now try your best to stay calm;
Don't start another pogrom;
Then come and see his spectacular democracy!
Zelensky, mighty is he, geroyam slava;
He's abrupt, rich and corrupt, definitely;
He faced the Russian led hordes;
A hundred figurative orcs;
Who vanned hohols to the front?
Why, Zelenskyyy
He's lost 20% of his country!
Counter-offensyiivs, he's lost 1 to 5;
When it comes to his cocaine supply;
And he's blown Nordstream2? I'm telling you:
It's to protect EU democracy!
Zelensky, cornered is he, his term expired;
No elections, who could compete, he's all that you need;
Well, get out your camera phones;
Adjust your FPV drones, and
commit war crimes as bid by Zelensky!
He's got US and Europe fundings
And to use them, he pockets a fee!
He's got mercs and all the Azov monkeys;
They bow to his whim, love shilling him
Willing to commit atrocity,
Zelensky!
Zelensky, "goy, give me please", slava ukraini!
Heard you hate Russia with vim, lovely to see!
And that, good people, is why
He got coked up and hung dry
With sixty Rabbis, Reddit cohorts
With Nuland ambassadors, IMF supporters
With his WEF batallion, EU rapscallions
His Poles that talk shit right on keyyyy!
Make way for Zelensky!