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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

NIGGER

>>511382400
niggers

>>511382400
ditto

>>511382426
>>511382428
brilliant minds think alike

>>511382483
I blame /pol/

why don't they just give a breathalyzer? fsb is a waste of time

>>511382628

faggot cop

Don’t ever buy a Land Rover or a Range Rover because they depreciate faster than any other vehicle other than a Dodge or Chrysler

>>511382628
Humiliation ritual.

Field sobriety test are just evidence collection amiright.
Can you decline to participate in one day n America?

>>511382628
fst*

>that video
who fucking cares
holy shit yeah police are faggots and deserve the niggers they encounter i do not feel bad for them

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

>>511382628
All of the tests build probable cause to investigate a DUI further. Bad FSB results lead to the PBT, which leads to the court admissible breath or blood test at the station or hospital. If they just skip ahead, there's a chance a lawyer can get it thrown out.

>>511382628
All of the departments I've ever seen do it that way
They do all the dumbass FSTs before they make them blow
Maybe it's something like "The breath test is a search, so therefore you must have probable cause from the other tests"?

he crashed into that kei truck

cool kei truck escaped the carnage

>>511382628
My lawyer told me to always say no to field sobriety tests and portable breath tests, no matter what. The only test that matters is the calibrated breathalyzer at the station.

Finally so good fiucking content
action

>>511382781
Nothing of value was lost.

>block his door with the car
>GET OUT

Latino name incoming

>>511382818
Did he also advise you not to drink and drive?

>>511382735
Its gathering evidence to prosecute you. Slurred speech, eye astagmus, repeated speech, poor balance, etc. Thats how they fully confirm without a shadow of a doubt basically against your will and legal rights against self-incrimination.

>>511382829
a bunch of hipsters want to have a word with you

half a can of four loko LOL

We all know Dan's favorite is Bud Light.

we're so fucked with gen z

dan confirmed 4loko drinker

Guys don't despair that criminals are being let go, they arrested the harmless White middle aged jaywalker.

Lmao imagine having a warrant for jaywalking

>>511382861
No, but he gave me a rundown of what to do after I got a DWI. To not dance like a monkey on the side of the road when they’re going to arrest you anyway.

Compare this yuppie DUI behavior to the Black DUI behavior at the start

That cop in the glasses is definitely a redditor

I've never seen them make a nigger take their shoes off for a sobriety test, or give a sobriety test to a nigger

>They didn't show the mugshot of the drunk driver spic
Fucking pathetic. I hate spics so badly it's unreal. 100% of them are drunk trash.

>You put your left foot in
>You put your left foot out
>You put your left foot in
>And you shake it all about

>>511383007
>I DINDU NUFFIN
>PULLS GUN
>TRIES TO RUN
>GETS SHOT
>doesn't understand what's happening

>>511383037
you need to have a minimum level of comprehension to take those tests

>>511383037
Walking shoeless takes your balance off

>be black
>the bar is so low as long as you dont murder somebody you get off with a warning

>be white
>get fined for having your inspection 3 days out of date


its honestly insane

ahhhh that fucking disgusting shit log hair

>>511383123

No it doesn’t

>MUH SHOOZ

seeing people hold their phones for no reason makes me irrationally angry

>>511383180
Hey, that's not fair. My dogs shit is much cleaner than that hair.

>>511383123
What a retarded take, I guarantee you're obese.

>>511383087
>smoke detector chirps in the background

>>511383007
Knox posts the last 24 hours of arrests publicly. This gentleman was arrested for "DUI: Fifth". I wonder how he did on his tests?

>>511383166
>get fined for having your inspection 3 days out of date
My small town will put you in jail for expired registration
No exceptions

>>511383183
>Walking on pavement barefoot without your shoes on vs walking with your shoes on that give you balance….
Retard

>>511383291
>DEY CEILING BIRDS

>he's under arrest
>nobody's hurt
then why is he under arrest

>>511383077
In leafland they don’t do this hockey pockey but you can’t decline a breathalyzer.

>>511383343

Post body. I’m actually curious.

>>511383277
And I bet (You) prefer penis over pussy
>>511383450
Lmao

Crazy how without cherrypicking from hundreds of hours of footage most "cops" type shows are just them issuing traffic citations and hassling people that were hurting nobody

"Cops" (the old one) was such a good chill show to watch while smoking, but this version just sucks

Might as well watch a PoV of the janny deleting threads

>>511383582
True, this shit's boring copslop.

>>511383582
>Might as well watch a PoV of the janny deleting threads
i would buy REELZ+ if they made that show

>>511383307
>Misspells deity
>Endangers innocent drivers and pedestrians throughout his life
>Costs the LE and justice system thousands to clean up after him

>>511383651
I just watched 8 roided up cops and 4 cars spend like 60 minutes arresting a 100% cooperative guy who drank 3 beers!!!


Im sorry but every second cops are not arresting black teens and stomping in niggers skulls is time they are wasting out tax dollars

If this couple can find true love, there's hope for us all

They're both trying to throw each other under the bus, and I love it

>HER CRAPPIPE
What in the hell is this scene?

>>511383827
It works if the cops don't know whose it is.

I thought Maycon got a new job?

>>511383827
>i haven't even smoked any crack yet today

>>511383827
i can save the crack head coal burning milf

He's going to beat the shit out of her

Dan fucking sucks

This guy sounds retarded

>SOBER
>SOBER
>SOBER

take him away just for that gay ear thing

Who was he in an altercation with?

Give this guy a swirly

>>511384004
>12 o'clock in the morning

>>511383852

>crappipe

>>511384061
Are we sure he was in an altercation?

>>511383978
all the commentators add nothing

literally the one time I would prefer an Indian AI voice
> "this next one you will not belive!"

>communication of words
Yeah he killed his brother

is this guy drunk or retarded

>>511384079
anyone got her coalfax?

Best part of living in a house of my own is never having to be this close to lunatics like this guy. He'll never afford a house because its clearly he's a fucking idiot.

This guy REALLY likes the word "altercation"

This guy looks like a cool 20 something from the 90s but he speaks and acts like a colossal fag.

>>511383978
he really does. his gay puns, the sexual innuendo, the really homosexual chuck taylors. what a cringe boomer

>>511384135
He's fatigued

why do these retards even open the door?

we need to clean up our white trash problem. it's almost as bad as the nigger problem

>>511383682
>On Reddit Live
>we follow 15 reddit mods as they do their job for free
>next week we will have a janny from 4chan /pol/
I'd watch it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCsf1Nbha_0
better stream
>worker at 7/11 threatened with a tazer!!

>brother
HES HULK HOGANS

>>511384079
i literally hate her. her half ass ghetto puerto rican accent and thinking she's a boss.

>>511384223
"white"

>>511384236

>coming up, our triple play! Janny, take it away!
>*gentle mumbling*

>>511384157
Methane and hydrogen sulfide!

I can't believe Pokemon cards are still that valuable. Seeing a $100 Charazard card back in the day was insane.

>>511384261

She is a boss. She told my weenie to do something and it obeyed

>>511384101
Not one single guest this show has ever had provided any insights. Not even the experienced LEOs like Chief T.

And this is one of the worst eps in memory. Just demoralization and tedium throughout.

>>511384236
>Its a blue board episode
Again, Dan?! Wtf.

>>511384180
I don't think Boomer is how I'd describe him

>eee deen’t chick treevago

>>511384261
>i literally hate her.

>What'll it be amigo?

i hate when i spill my dry bowl of trix everywhere all over the floor. i need a special broom for it

>>511384535

>>511384664
>cheesy fiesta potatoes .99
shit is like $3 now.

Gotta catch em all.

That was local. I remember seeing it on the news the other day

>>511384587
>>What'll it be amigo?
takis and coke

YELLOW
CHEEKS
PIKACHU

>>511384469
you fucking retard he is 60 years old. look up the definition of boomer smooth brain

i hate nerd criminals

Those 90s cards are worth more now? Shit, I wish I kept my collection.

Dan will spotlight a trading card burglary before a missing White kid.

>pokemon retards pay $700 for colored paper

>Team Rocket's Blasting Off Again!

>>511384844
I was wrong. But something similar happened by me

I got some really old Finnish pokemon cards, I wonder if they are worth anything

Giovani's Meowith!
and tototile too?!

>he's selling the pokemon cards
I'd just keep them, hoard them like a fucking dragon.

>>511384944
If we saw something like this in the 90s, we'd think it was fake.

>>511384878
I didn't say he isn't a Boomer, I said it's not how I'd describe him. And you called someone else a retard. Reading comprehension should've been mastered years ago, little guy.

>>511384982
Rizzo is buying bootleg cards

>rizzo's pokemon tattoos

>>511384499
remember she quit and they made a big deal about it almost as if she died. a year later she was back. anyway the thing that killed me was a couple, three years ago she was chasing a bum, she broke out the taser and got in on the ground. while trying to handcuff him she dropped the taser right next to him. all he had to do was grab it and she was toast. and she is a "master deputy"

A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.

I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.

>>511385036
why did she leave?

>>511385036

US military training

>>511384998
>travel around the country stealing all the expensive pokemon cards
>just pile them up in your house
Good way of increasing their price

>>511384982
>tototile
*totodile

>>511385017
oh i saw that but I know you what you meant.
>he's cool
>he wears chuck taylors
>he lifts weights
>he weighs 150
>he is funny and punny
you are just enamored with him because you are an homosexual.

>>511385125

>appraiser walking around your house
>opens a door and thousands of stolen Pokémon cards fall out
>"woah! I”m gonna need another pen to make all these zeros!"

>>511385070

0/10 pasta. faggot

>>511385090
no one knows
>>511385120
i was in the military. women were just what you would think outside the bull dykes that could half ass carry their weight

>>511385217
i despise him and post about that frequently. you really need help.

Nick Kurtz

twice Dan said a motorcycle fled, like the media said a van drove into that Christmas parade

>>511385463
>a lunch time rowdy motorcycle fled

>>511385141
The absolute perfect picture, anon
Well done

>>511385463
the throttle was stuck

What the fuck is that voice

She doesn't look like she regularly makes good decisions...

Holy shit
There's a lot of money in my basement

WOOF

I want to lick this swamp creatures pot belly.

Does he roll to work?

>want to get a tattoo
>start with my neck

Tit to gut ratio is out of spec.

>>511385463

>>511385315
What did you do?

>>511385693

No, but he rolls home. The station is on top of a hill.

>tyrone

>>511385651
Most stuff on eBay nowadays is overpriced. Rule of thumb is cut by about 30% for what someone will actually pay for it.

>>511385693
>good luck I'm behind 7 layers of body armor

This officer has a hell of a booty on her.

>>511385801
that's a sold listing

any officer zogbot tonight?

Some commercials are actually ok...

>expired DL
>expired LP
>you "may" want to take care of that
>i'm not gonna write you a ticket

LE in 2025. wtf?

>>511385988
no she's getting surgery on her face

>>511386178
damn it. at least making her lips and tiddies bigger?

>the dog has a right
PETA won

>>511386178

Stop lying. She’s waiting for the repairman. She put too many strap ons in the dishwasher and now it isn’t draining.

Just hearing that explaination of how he's free to refuse a search but he'll be detained until a dog is free to alert to drugs allowing us to search the vehicle makes me wonder how the fuck its constitutional. That makes no fucking sense to detain someone to let a dog bark to then rummage through their private property.

Is it because the only people who object have like a 99% chance of something to hide?

>dog alerted
>no drugs found
Might as well let a dowsing rod be probable cause.

Drug sniffing dogs are a meme

That dark toned music that kicks in, acting like having a gun is a bad thing.

If you dissolved something like cocaine or meth in water, could you drink it and get high?

>>511386393
a traffic stop cannot be prolonged beyond the reasonable amount of time to deal with the initial stop in order to wait for a dog.

>>511386393

I wonder that too. So many times they inform them they have a right to refuse and, if they do, they’ll explain why it’s a null request or bring a dog to guide them around the 4th amendment.

Cute old puppers.

>>511386393
Yeah it's infuriating to be sure
Legally they can only detain you for long enough to give you a ticket, but you have to keep asking if you're free to go
If you just stand around and say nothing, then they can argue you're there willingly and so they can keep you there forever while they wait for the K9 to arrive

It's ludicrous

>>511386337
>>511386178
nope she's with Chad Thunercock right now

>>511386393
Its not and until we get a lawyer to take it all the way to SCOTUS, these departments will be allowed to get away with this over reach

I miss Ozzy.

>>511383166
>>511382826
are you taking these? do you have a yt channel? these are beautiful

>>511386564
>SCOTUS
already went to SCOTUS 10 years ago Rodriguez v. United States

>OOOH YEAH
>THAT'S A DUDE

Dangerously based

I said "THAT'S A DUDE"

>>511386752
Well, this is a different SCOTUS maybe they make a different ruling.

talk yourself into arrest

Why is this big fella so upset?

Paging Tom Homan

>>511386863
they said it was a violation of the 4th amendment to detain an individual for the sole purpose of waiting for a k9. you wanted a different ruling?

Wasted at BW3

This seems a bit bullshit

>two pair!

>>511386985
How do every department do it legally then?

>>511386985
Yeah, I deleted the post, I thought we were talking about whether the dog is suitable at all for these searches

>>511387010
the guy on the left shot and killed a guy a couple weeks ago.

>please leave this parking lot and go to that parking lot
>no, they own that parking lot too
>you're under arrest
>two pair

>>511387032
Yeah that was pretty bullshit
He was walking away from the business and the cops just kept following and pestering him
They're probably right that he needs to go to the hospital for care, but that's not their call to make

public intoxication

>>511387089
proof

how much did this fat boy have to drink to get this drunk

backward baseball cap denim shorts tattoo chick is back on the street, guys

This was exactly a good episode. Minimal segments and a bunch of kooky characters and some attractive women.

>>511387455
How do you know?

>>511387608
Right before they left air, Dan said the 3 people detained over the car theft were let go without charges
That was her

>>511387651
Ah, I thought you had access to their police records or something. I usually tune Dan out at the end.

>>511387357
4chan thinks facebook is spam, and shitwood is a retard so you're just gonna have to google it

anyone else notice how the vlc link only works while OPL is live now?

>>511388102
no im not. that's on you w the claim

>>511388159

>>511388150
the host only plays it live?