Thread 511383381 - /pol/ [Archived: 146 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: S4xku2M5United States
7/26/2025, 4:53:24 AM No.511383381
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Let's be honest, most people that watch South Park are aged from middle school to college, and that's probably the last time (((You))) watched it too.
So every Zoomie and Alphie in America now views trump as an obnoxious shrimp dicked man child.
He's cooked for 2028.
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7/26/2025, 5:00:53 AM No.511383830
>>511383381 (OP)
i actually never watched it but ive seen clips and the clips ive seen weren't bad but it was nothing to write home about
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Anonymous ID: NVkFbNY/United States
7/26/2025, 5:02:08 AM No.511383895
>>511383381 (OP)
we need to go back to the only voters being male landowners
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Anonymous ID: sAJ3887aUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:02:44 AM No.511383937
I look like this and do this.
Anonymous ID: bIS1n8CtUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:02:56 AM No.511383955
I'm 43M, never dated or even approached women in my life, for various reasons (chiefly I am ugly).

I used to (past tense) want a relationship, but that was before I was told again, and again how much work they are, how hard it is and honestly....I saw and heard alot of really bitter people talking about or to me about thier experiences.

At my age I'm completely disillusioned with women, relationships, and everything to do with it.

I dont know about any loneliness epidemic, and I don't care either, my own survival comes first, and in today's world it's not getting any easier.
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Anonymous ID: o5QjIguVUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:04:02 AM No.511384019
>>511383381 (OP)
The show was watched by a whopping 235,000 people, which is 0.07% of the US population. South Park is the #1 show on Comedy Central, and the 229th most popular TV show, in an era when most kids watch streamers and play vidya.
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Anonymous ID: 3j9sZ9EZUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:05:28 AM No.511384109
>>511383381 (OP)
I've not watched those moderate leftist faggots, to even know exactly what is so special about their latest orange man seethe. I'm not going to, admittedly.

Is there anything they have to say about zion don actually worth noting though? Or it is basically just the latest flavor of the same shitlib "lul Trump are a big diaperbaby. Ha ha look, small pp" so-called comedy that has been dead horsed for the past ten years?
I do not give a shit if those Hillary loving niggers have a stick up their ass over Trump. That isn't funny. That's Colbert style bullshit.

Do they actually make any worthwhile points though?
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Anonymous ID: LNhY6/6WUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:06:39 AM No.511384192
>>511383381 (OP)
the show regularly depicts 4th graders and younger in sexual situations.
it should be banned and the creators jailed
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Anonymous ID: Ik3IDW+/United States
7/26/2025, 5:07:58 AM No.511384299
>>511383381 (OP)
Nobody under the age of 40 still watches South Park. I'm willing to bet gen alpha doesn't even know what South Park is.
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Anonymous ID: +Kun5P+5United States
7/26/2025, 5:08:58 AM No.511384370
>>511384109
they are both hardcore republicans
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Anonymous ID: z4kKdKnDUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:10:57 AM No.511384494
>>511384019
It's curious how you have both pieces in your hand and somehow never put it together. Yes, nobody watches TV anymore so of course the "viewer" numbers are low.

At the moment one of the clips from the episode has more than 4 million views. Over the next couple months even more people will watch the episode through various means.
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Anonymous ID: Iqk4B0DBUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:11:43 AM No.511384530
I thought we weren't supposed to make fun of people for things they were born with that they have no control over? Isn't that sort of ism or ist? I thought that was very taboo for the left?
Anonymous ID: sRiuFdOmFrance
7/26/2025, 5:12:10 AM No.511384563
>>511383381 (OP)
ok, why should we care about it?
Anonymous ID: 55Ks+AI6United States
7/26/2025, 5:12:47 AM No.511384593
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>>511383381 (OP)
>He's cooked for 2028.
He wasn't going to run for President in 2028 because he has already served two terms. Presidents can only serve two terms in America. After that, they are not eligible for the Presidency ever again.
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Anonymous ID: Q1JJ9SsGUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:12:53 AM No.511384595
They've reached the same stage as Family Guy and The Simpsons where they're just doing it for an easy paycheck and not actually putting any effort into the writing any more.
Anonymous ID: Kdw5lD+hUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:13:32 AM No.511384628
>>511383381 (OP)
name a cartoon better currently. ill wait.
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Anonymous ID: P14atxiWUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:13:50 AM No.511384648
>>511383381 (OP)
Is this real? Does Trump have a tiny dick?
Anonymous ID: ZLziYeIfUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:14:31 AM No.511384697
>Implying anyone under the age of 25 watches south park
Anonymous ID: 3j9sZ9EZUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:15:23 AM No.511384743
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>>511384370
yeah so is linsey graham and he takes it up the asshole, bull shit anon they seethed beyond seethe that moderatefag Dolan got elected. They aren't Republican, they aren't actual lolbergs either, they're shitlib viacom faggots that live in Los Angeles.
I fart openly in the mouth of claims they are anything but. They probably rub nobs with bearded people who claim they're women, too.
Anonymous ID: zouqxzqQUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:17:08 AM No.511384869
>>511384494
if those 4 million views thought the clip was good some of them wouldnt have watched the whole episode. it was retarded and lazy as shit. any given anon could have scripted a better skit ripping on trump
Anonymous ID: ZfB4oiFcUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:17:39 AM No.511384903
>>511384370
They're both hardcore faggot butt buddies. South Park is faggot normalization propaganda. You're just a blind moron who doesn't have a personality beyond consumption.
Anonymous ID: jkZZY2HgCanada
7/26/2025, 5:18:59 AM No.511384995
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>>511383381 (OP)
They do come up with some good gags though....
Anonymous ID: hh0g8mHFUnited States
7/26/2025, 5:19:56 AM No.511385061
>>511383381 (OP)
I'm most disappointed in Trey and Matt's Anti-Christian messaging. That's what was worst about the episode. The anti-Trump stuff was pretty mild honestly.
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Anonymous ID: CUkd2uI5United States
7/26/2025, 5:51:24 AM No.511386901
Stopped watching years ago the story arc seasons are just not funny, like 3 episodes just to make one joke.
Anonymous ID: /4Do2ojaFinland
7/26/2025, 5:54:30 AM No.511387098
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>>511383381 (OP)
I grew up watching South Park. Dropped it when they first started spamming Trump episodes. This episode was funny but you can tell they're a Jew & Jeweds with an inability to criticize Israel or stand against genocide which made the commentary feel pointless.
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Anonymous ID: o5QjIguVUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:03:43 AM No.511387677
>>511384494
>4 million views in a week
So I'll be generous and say that those really are 4 million individual people, and not bots. And also none of them are in the 239,000 people who watched it on TV. Plus, let's assume that everyone who watch SP on TV did so with 3 friends, so I'm quadrupling the TV viewership numbers. That's 4,956,000, so let's just round it up and call it a flat 5 million people.

That's 1.5% of Americans.

For reference, 72 million Americans voted for Donald Trump. And there's 330 million Americans.
Anonymous ID: Tt89tLyw
7/26/2025, 6:12:54 AM No.511388196
>>511384370
They literally aren't if they do this.
Anonymous ID: rvfs4bxLUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:20:52 AM No.511388632
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>>511384628
Smiling Friends
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Anonymous ID: O89m0egVUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:30:32 AM No.511389128
>>511383381 (OP)
Iโ€™m more surprised South Park still exists
Anonymous ID: T0EpInVpUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:31:55 AM No.511389202
>>511387098
nigger you have never seen a single episode judging by that shipost
Anonymous ID: qOUKw/Y1United States
7/26/2025, 6:32:13 AM No.511389220
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>>511383381 (OP)
did anyone see this?
the next episode what if the south park gang went to epstein island?
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Anonymous ID: T0EpInVpUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:32:42 AM No.511389248
>>511388632
looks like a literal shit
grow the fuck up
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Anonymous ID: o5QjIguVUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:35:40 AM No.511389401
>>511389220
The $1.5 Billion was actually an elaborate campaign contribution, compelling Trump to sue Paramount for $1.5 Billion for defamation.
Anonymous ID: WItMkV0NUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:36:22 AM No.511389435
>OP posts an obvious fallacy and leaves after the first post
not worth it. not worth the bump; not worth the response. 15 genuine you's is crazy work fellas. fast-track to reddit.
Anonymous ID: W5sQpzV0United States
7/26/2025, 6:51:00 AM No.511390189
>>511389248
You just waited to respond so you can tell someone who watches cartoons to grow up didn't you :)
Anonymous ID: ehWeFspVUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:01:26 AM No.511390690
>>511384192
Well reasoned, child fucker supporter
How's the whole Epstein thing going
Anonymous ID: SWEMUeaoUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:03:44 AM No.511390804
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>>511383381 (OP)
Anonymous ID: 4Z3cKHhAUnited Kingdom
7/26/2025, 7:13:25 AM No.511391301
>>511383381 (OP)
>he's cooked
The problem is it wasn't entertaining and zoomers don't watch TV, they watch TikTok. There are hundreds of funnier clips of Trump on TikTok than anything from that episode. Legacy media agitprop has literally never worked against him. Zoomers care about influencers, not Steven Colbert, The View or any other mainstream political commentary. Trump is an influencer, and that's why he won.
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7/26/2025, 7:35:00 AM No.511392378
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>>511383830
https://files.catbox.moe/9nwfbq.webm
Anonymous ID: ePQ1SMUqUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:35:21 AM No.511392399
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>>511391301
Heโ€™s certainly influenced me.
It dont want that weird fucker around.
Anonymous ID: 8Ubuaw2WCanada
7/26/2025, 8:14:46 AM No.511394410
>>511383381 (OP)
We watch YouTube if you aren't retarded and TikTok if you are retarded, I've watched like three TV shows ever and all because my Dad wanted to do something with me.
Anonymous ID: rxYCz2cQUnited States
7/26/2025, 8:40:21 AM No.511395655
>>511384299
>>511385061
>>511387098

actually retarded.
Anonymous ID: 9DtpbxkxUnited States
7/26/2025, 8:42:36 AM No.511395768
>>511383381 (OP)
zoomies and alpha are navigating tik tok
the chances of clumsy boomer jew media being able to influence them in any meaningful way is pretty slim
Anonymous ID: YlnKIE9kUnited States
7/26/2025, 8:44:24 AM No.511395844
>>511383895
>male landowners
Those are the people that should never be allowed to vote. They're all pedophiles.
Anonymous ID: Oqe34PptRussian Federation
7/26/2025, 8:46:58 AM No.511395977
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>>511383895
Great idea!
Anonymous ID: 8QMn/MAGUnited States
7/26/2025, 8:47:43 AM No.511396020
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>>511383381 (OP)

You think Zoomers are watching South Park?

I don't think so. The people watching South Park are the same people that used to watch South Park only older. Except most of the audience has moved on because the show hasn't been reliably funny since 2011.
Anonymous ID: E+YVB3wXUnited States
7/26/2025, 8:48:02 AM No.511396043
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>>511383381 (OP)
>Let's be honest, most people that watch South Park are aged from middle school to college
Nigger, only full grown adult millennials watch this shit.
Anonymous ID: HFgsEtUJUnited States
7/26/2025, 8:53:34 AM No.511396353
The South Park guys have always been reliably anti PC, but even theyโ€™re sick of the anti woke shit with Trump
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Anonymous ID: E+YVB3wXUnited States
7/26/2025, 8:59:22 AM No.511396641
>>511396353
They were paid literally 1.5BILLION dollars. I'd shit on literally anyone for 1.5b.
Anonymous ID: ZfB4oiFcUnited States
7/26/2025, 9:18:20 AM No.511397629
>>511396353
You're retarded. They just want to admonish white people and tell them about how great fags are because theyre nigger loving fags together. They have never even criticized niggers or jews a single time.
Are you just desperate for someone on the TV to like you? Even two talentless homos?
Anonymous ID: MkxKeQaC
7/26/2025, 9:21:07 AM No.511397778
>>511383381 (OP)
thats because its exactly what he is, where in the episode is he portrayed falsely?
Anonymous ID: IaDlsYMvUnited States
7/26/2025, 9:36:51 AM No.511398580
>>511384109
The entire episode felt like a Reddit thread. It was devoid of any wit and the entire plot was Trump being the "IM A FOOL" comic personified. I'm trying not to sound like I'm a salty faggot but there's just no other way to put it. I mean the culmination of the entire episode was just a small dick joke using an AI generated video. It was like one of those boomer Facebook memes that tries to come off like they're one of the kids. Like "how many bytes does your computer have?" And the guy responds with "just one" with a chomp taken out of it. They even drew a goofy little face on it.
Anonymous ID: H4UrFX2WUnited States
7/26/2025, 9:38:03 AM No.511398649
>>511383381 (OP)
lol nobody under 50 has Comedy Central or Paramount Plus
Anonymous ID: H4UrFX2WUnited States
7/26/2025, 9:39:41 AM No.511398743
>>511385061
The Anti-Christian stuff didn't even make sense.

Matt and Trey are so far out of touch they don't even know what Trump is actually doing. They entire episode was like watching some crazy woman from California whining about Trump on TikTok.
Anonymous ID: H4UrFX2WUnited States
7/26/2025, 9:40:31 AM No.511398784
>>511388632
Based Glep with the hot hos.
Anonymous ID: h23lkiEhUnited States
7/26/2025, 9:45:59 AM No.511399040
The episode is kinda surreal. So yes, Trump is a piece of shit. But the episode touches upon none of the reasons WHY. Not Palantir, not Israel, none of that. Instead it's a time capsule to unironic 2017 style "orange man is hitler and has a small peepee" level stuff.

And yet this whole strata in society of dummies who think the episode is brilliant or "speaking truth to power. So many people are just so behind the times and thinking on such a tiny level.
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Anonymous ID: SZu0/+0jAustralia
7/26/2025, 9:47:06 AM No.511399089
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>>511383381 (OP)
I have been watching for 28 years, in 42.
As for the effect of the episode the biggest by far is going to be legal, either Trump goes after them breaching the 1A or he doesn't and others feel emboldened to go after him too.
South Park has moved a lot of boundaries over the years and Matt and Trey are free speech absolutists so it'll be interesting to see what happens.
Anonymous ID: h23lkiEhUnited States
7/26/2025, 9:47:09 AM No.511399093
>>511399040
*there's this whole
Anonymous ID: dWor0SycUnited States
7/26/2025, 9:48:08 AM No.511399138
I don't watch tv.
I literally don't care.
Anonymous ID: 7s4VxnG7United States
7/26/2025, 9:48:12 AM No.511399141
>>511383955
nice copypasta blog, gramps
Anonymous ID: h23lkiEhUnited States
7/26/2025, 9:49:45 AM No.511399213
>>511385061
For a long time with SP it kinda feels like the writing staff is a bunch of women who are writing by the "sitcom rulebook," and so when an episode doesn't have a third plot thread, they have to force one in.
Anonymous ID: SZu0/+0jAustralia
7/26/2025, 9:50:48 AM No.511399251
>>511399040
The real message went over your head, yes the dick jokes were juvenile but they had the suicide pact B-plot because they know this might kill the show.
The also did this just after Paramount paid $1.5B for 50 episodes forcing Paramount to defend their right to speech in court or throw that money away.
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Anonymous ID: jmU+kRF1United States
7/26/2025, 9:53:25 AM No.511399385
>>511383381 (OP)
Let me guess - they didn't touch Israel or Esptein at all and instead made it all about Christians, Russians, or some other safe shitlib thing.
Anonymous ID: ZfB4oiFcUnited States
7/26/2025, 9:54:03 AM No.511399419
>>511399251
Jews try not to screw over their host challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
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Anonymous ID: SZu0/+0jAustralia
7/26/2025, 9:55:19 AM No.511399488
>>511399419
>fucking over a multinational to force them to defend speech is bad
Best goy.
Anonymous ID: IPoyZ2XeUnited States
7/26/2025, 9:55:51 AM No.511399512
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It's gonna be revealed that it was Biden all along, right?
Anonymous ID: r41AxHpjUnited States
7/26/2025, 9:59:58 AM No.511399707
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>>511384593
Mega retards want to change the law so we can have a third term what would be hilarious though is if we gave him a third term then Obama could have a third term and run.
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Anonymous ID: IPoyZ2XeUnited States
7/26/2025, 10:01:17 AM No.511399761
>>511399707
okay?
Anonymous ID: 9if/LRyqUnited States
7/26/2025, 10:03:09 AM No.511399838
>>511384370
Libberts but go off
Anonymous ID: r41AxHpjUnited States
7/26/2025, 10:03:54 AM No.511399880
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>>511389220
I'm really curious to see if the South Park dudes are going to shy away from Israel and Palestine I've noticed in the past that they've shied away from subjects that should have gotten its own episode but for some reason never did pretty sure israel has given them strict orders not to say anything about the genocide and if that's the case I'm done with the show.
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Anonymous ID: ir1esa0UUnited States
7/26/2025, 10:05:27 AM No.511399954
>>511399880
nobody but me and five other people would like that

they'd point out they both throw parties they're not supposed to (rape and kill children) and picking a side is just picking a choice between which flavor of evil you want to win
Anonymous ID: UuDkap/GUnited Kingdom
7/26/2025, 10:07:41 AM No.511400068
Literally everyone in this thread is fucken retarded nigger faggot
Anonymous ID: 84vAuwtL
7/26/2025, 10:12:52 AM No.511400325
Cry some more you snowflakes.
Dave ID: bmZRYmmZCzech Republic
7/26/2025, 10:14:24 AM No.511400399
>>511384593
That's why he doesn't give a shit.
Anonymous ID: mvHjvMvxUnited States
7/26/2025, 10:31:42 AM No.511401212
>>511383381 (OP)
You are a retard. Only millennials and Gen X are remotely interested in South Park if they're even aware it's still running. I don't get the endless seasons these dead shows like this and The Simpsons get. Simpsons should have gone off air 20 years ago, South Park probably 10. The Brits do it better, you get one or two seasons and that's it. Fawlty towers is one of the best sitcoms ever and it has like 16 episodes. Same for Brit Office. Do Americans love their slop this much? These shows also take up valuable space and choke out new shows that could bring something fresh for once