Politically speaking, what would /pol/ do in this situation?

>Hear loud explosion
>Look outside your back door
>see ufo crashed
>see alien climb out of crashed ufo
>pic related is the alien

What do?

>>511386943 (OP)
shoot it and then call the cops
never relax
oh yeah here’s the real one too……

>>511386943 (OP)
Dress it up like an anime character and make sweet love to it

i'd be more afraid of the government spooks that will harass me and my family after a sighting