It's Friday night.

Why aren't you being cuddled by a woman right now?

>>511398522 (OP)
Because I'm not a babby

My Emu keeps pecking away all the women trying to climb on me

>>511398522 (OP)
I have simply given up. I do not play the game anymore. I have no debt and no wants. Women can be inspiring and powerful and take care of themselves.

>>511398522 (OP)
YOU KNOW WHY OSTRICHES HEADS ARE WHITE? IT'S BECAUSE THEY SPEND HALF THEIR LIVES WITH THEIR HEADS UP THEIR OWN BIRD SHIT FILLED ASSES

FUCKING OSTRICH CUNT STEALING OUR FUCKING WOMEN FUCKING COME OVER HERE AND FUCKING TRY IT CUNT

>>511398522 (OP)
Only incels think they want cuddling. It is not fun.

>>511399432
Yes it is, faggot!

>>511398522 (OP)
When comes the part where the retarded bird pecks her into her eye and she screams?

>>511401385
Never. Animals are smarter and last longer than you.

>>511398522 (OP)
fat, ugly, autistic, antisocial

>>511402064
>Never
COPE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmZgcEQIeEE
GAMERS RISE UP!

>and last longer
How long will you last in the morgue?

>>511398522 (OP)
I am too short to attract any woman.
Your value as a man in the dating market is directly correlated with your height.
Even a hideous nigger can get a hot white gf if he is tall enough.

>>511398522 (OP)
Because we just ate a home made pizza each. I need to burp and fart before trying to throw the leg over

>>511398522 (OP)
because I'm a worthless piece of garbage with nothing of value to offer anyone anywhere

>>511402841
the nigger in your own webm is literally shorter than the girl

>>511402841
dammmmm

prime white whore. Lucky BB Sea

>>511403527
true, but his cock is probably really huge!

>>511398522 (OP)
one wrong move and that bitch loses an eye

Because love doesn't actually exist, and even if it did, cohabitation/marriage is death trap for men with a 40%+ chance of having half your assets stolen at state gunpoint

>>511400839
>>511398522 (OP)
Cuddling? That's retarded. Their only value is their pussy and that's seriously overpriced. At 29 years of age, I'm no longer in the game, after having fucked around 15 women. My microbiophobia helps a lot. I still flirt and then ghost them, that's fun. I did this to a 20 year old virgin yesterday.
>>511403441
>>511402166
Having such a low self esteem is bad. You are better than you think. Stop
correlating your value with female attraction and start working on yourselves. Also, if you feel that bad, a mental health professional will help. It did wonders for me.

how adorable. the bond between human and pet.

>>511402841
I am 6'6 and I've never kissed or held hands with a woman

>>511398522 (OP)
because I want to be the first one to fuck it all up so at least its not a surprise; im such a fucking retard

>>511398522 (OP)
because it's Saturady noon

>>511398522 (OP)
Because I can't compete with BOC. Big Ostrich Cock.

>>511398522 (OP)

>>511398522 (OP)
No woman will ever love me like that.

>>511398522 (OP)
emued

>>511398522 (OP)
You mean an Ostrich, right? Because I don't have an Ostrich.

>>511400839
Be sure to watch to the end!!!
Click that subscribe button it really helps me out!!!

>>511400839
When will it be my turn to be hugged like that? It's over

I dont care what you all say, I will hold a girls hand before the end of the year.

>>511400839
why are wypipo obsessed with cuddling the most dangerous animals?

>>511398522 (OP)
holy fuck you just know

>>511402841
>I am too short to attract any woman.
ll surgery broski. We have lots of australians here at wilanow/warsaw, poland. They do 10 cm quads, for less than 100k USD, best surgeons in the world (dead srs, check it out)

>>511399432
It is with animals. It is scientifically proven mammals give in to a human petting them. It gives them oxytocin, and us too. But I agree, cuddling with a woman is annoying kek.

>>511398522 (OP)
She’d rather get fucked by an ostrich than a little wyboi bitch lmao