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CASHNADO ALERT!

>>511399979 (OP)
>Stop sittin' so darn close to the TV! It'll scramble your brain!

>>511399979 (OP)
grim

Meanwhile zoomers and be like

>>511399979 (OP)

>>511399979 (OP)
Boomers will do anything to avoid passing the torch to their heirs. This place is a dump because these creatures are dead inside.

>>511399979 (OP)
There goes my tax

>>511400276
Casinos should all be burned to the ground. People who frequent them should be institutionalized and their assets seized.

>HOLY SHIT DUDE
>I JUST LOST THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS BRO
>THIS SHIT IS FUCKING RIGGED BRO
>I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE BRO
>I WANNA FUCKING DIE DUDE
>CAN SOMEONE JUICE ME A HUNDRED DOLLARS BRO
>I'LL PAY YOU BACK DOUBLE WHEN I GET MY CHECK FROM TWITCH

NOOOOOO GRANDMA MY ROLLS THE SUMMER BANNER WAS THIS WEEKEND!!!

>>511399979 (OP)
Last chance to look at me, Hector

I hate boomers so fucking much
My mother used to try to make me go with her to play these stupid fucking machines
I used to go along with it too, until I realized she was framing it as her playing with me, not the other way around
i.e. she wanted me to go with her so she could claim I'm the one who wanted to go and she wouldn't have to feel as guilty about doing this stupid shit

>>511399979 (OP)
>fucking penny slots
i met a girl on tinder that worked at a casino and she said they regularly had to clean the piss off seats from old people sitting there all day pressing a fucking button.

>>511401052
Sounds like the kind of trick my jewish boomer mother would do

boomers dont get the hate they deserve

>>511399979 (OP)
not a cell phone in sight. based boomers living in the moment. you love to see it

Haha dumb boome-

OMG I PULLED AN SR OMG OMG

>>511400264
What do boomers worship the most?: