https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/hostile-alien-spacecraft-to-attack-earth-this-november-study-makes-shocking-claim-101753479326150-amp.html

bro we really got fucked over by our parents these niggers getting us space invaded n shit we aren't even ready for that fucking hippies set us up fuck we are dead dead dead dead dead as good as dead

>>511401274 (OP)
Here's an article from july 3rd talking about the same comet but no alien spin
https://nypost.com/2025/07/03/science/mysterious-manhattan-sized-interstellar-comet-spotted-blasting-through-solar-system-nasa/

>>511401274 (OP)
Smudge on the lense.

Blue and Red lights. Its the intergalactic space police demanding a full investigation into the Epstein list. We better have it ready by November 5th.

>>511401274 (OP)
based if true

>>511401274 (OP)
It's Avi Loebs group out of Harvard saying this. But the Post oversells it as usual because Avi says ultimately it's probably a comet. But his overall point is correct that scientists should never dismiss out of hand anything coming from interstellar space as potential technology. It's just one of the many possibilities that should be considered, and academic scientists who are worthless wastes of money are fighting him tooth and nail because then they'd have a useful job to justify their pay somewhat. I remember when Oumuamua came through - before the press picked it up - the astronomy subreddit was shitting itself because of how weird it was and some were throwing around extraterrestrial even then because it looked manufactured. Couldn't say about this newest one if it's anything like that

>>511401274 (OP)
I swear every fucking time an epstein-like story is getting too hot they resort to that fucking "aliens are coming" bull crap

>project bluebeam

>>511401274 (OP)
WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ALIENS NIGGA

>>511401274 (OP)
THAT'S NICE AND ALL BUT WHERE ZHE FUCK ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES!?

>>511401274 (OP)
>we really about to get hit with aliens huh
No.
But you are going to be hit with distractions.

>>511401274 (OP)
On the tiny chance that this is actually an alien spaceship coming to invade Earth (it isn't), I would bet that the aliens would at least be less evil than our current elites. So I for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

>>511401649
>Blue and Red lights. Its the intergalactic space police demanding a full investigation into the Epstein list. We better have it ready by November 5th.
this

Check out the gematria on
Manhattan-sized
>100% happening

>>511401274 (OP)
It's all fake and gay

>>511404979
they would look at humanity like cattle

>>511405494
That is correct. Psychopaths will not do anything that'd threaten their hold on power. Once in power psychopaths are extremely conservative, just look at the thousand years of christojewish tyranny known as middle ages. Even covid strained their ability to bullshit people, too many saw through, two years and normies started to get violent.

>>511405616
That'll be hilarious because they'll see jews as no different from any goy. Perspective is a bitch.

>>511401274 (OP)
here /pol have some original content.
made it yesterday but improved it a bit.

>>511401274 (OP)

>>511401274 (OP)
We should kill all our religious leaders and start a one world government!

>>511407487
>flag checks out.

>>511407525
IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY LYING TO US! THROW THEM INTO FIRE PITS! BASH OPEN THEIR HEADS! TOSS THEM INTO THE SEA!

Do they have the Epstein list?

>>511401274 (OP)

>>511407596
i know rite?
but you know what i noticed memeflag?
these ayylmaos always show up on the news when they are trying to change the subject.

like, maxwell is going to fucking walk, i was furious about it yesterday but today i saw some ayylmao indepence day shit on the news and totally forgot about it.
maxwell? who?

Update NeuroRights!
Proplication instead of Conplication Content!
Definantly not teleporting into the past and using abusive Cybernetics and saying Chile doesn't exist as some cult scam for memories.
Especially When It's Ongoingly Asking for High Classy etc
Unturn it inside out.
Empower.
Or unglorious unpeaceful eons. Is a guess.
This isn't directed to thread OP. Nor thread OP OP.

>>511407808
DON'T YOU SEE?! IT'S WHAT THE STAR PEOPLE WANTED! THEY ARE SHOWING THEMSELVES TO US BECAUSE THEY WANT US TO BELIEVE! LET US PURGE THEM! PURGE ALL THE BELIEVERS OF THE FALSE GODS! PURGE! PURGE! KILL THEM!!!!

>>511407928
i mean we dont need ayylmaos to do that.
and to be honest, i wish we did that today without the assistance of them beans.
imagine being such a faggot that you need ayylmaos to initiate a global revolution of truth.

i guess this is why our movies are the way they are.
>we need them ayylmaos guys. we cant do it without them.

jokes aside memeflag. fuck this world already.
i wish an alien invasion happened so every single faggot that turned into a gestapo overnight during covid and every single moron that believed the 911 false flag ritual human sacrifice gets killed.
the people of this planet deserve nothing more.
it is fucking disgusting.

that is why this fucking article exists in the first place. just another cheese on a stick.
i wish this bullshit article was real and i wish aliens really came and killed us all.
just let my demise be quick and painless.
and no probing. but that goes without saying.

>>511408196
IT'S TIME!

>>511401274 (OP)
Reminder this is all coming from a team of 3 fringe scientists that are led by (((Avi Loeb))).
Epstein.

>>511401274 (OP)
we'll never get to know the truth cause aliums are much smarter than us
wonder why all alien "contact" is always nonsensical? Why in all alien abduction cases when asked where they are from they give a vague location, or they try to stay hidden but somehow manage to land their UFOs in the middle of a road?

>Lefties gathering with cardboard signs "All alien refugees welcome"
>Aliens "We're here to exterminate you"

>>511408633
:)

NASA could just disclose alien findings. We're at a time where no one cares so there won't be chaos.

>>511408860
1) 'Cold sores, caused by the herpes simplex virus (HSV), involve specific cellular activities related to both viral entry and replication. The virus initially attaches to and enters host cells, particularly epithelial and nerve cells, through a complex process involving viral glycoproteins and cellular receptors. Once inside, the virus takes over the cell's machinery to replicate its DNA and produce new viral particles. This process leads to the characteristic cold sore symptoms, like painful blisters, and the virus can also establish a latent infection in nerve cells.'

2) Ask the illegally andor legally All-Entangled?

1 + 2 = ?

3) ???

>>511407357
>blues beams
it’s blue beams, nigger
fix it

>>511408860
Everungiving theories, and Hyper solutions

>>511409315
you are the nigger here faggot.
since you dont know the original image and act mighty while displaying your ignorance.

>>511407423
this alesteir crowley stuff is legit
i encountered two, one called jan and the other one pia never saw them again after
they have psychic abilities, its like a fieldwhere they can alter what you see or percieve, what crowley described is their unveiled form, if you are "sober" you will see them as "normal" humans though they are disguised in the form of "mentally challenged" humans ( think severe learning disability, calm but severe shut in autism, like that ) the lower and upper jaw open up like "the predator" ( from the alien movie) and they have the "avatar movie" tail thing for a "tongue" picrel is randomly ai generated glitch from years ago but it has a striking resemblance to what they look if they show you their real manifestation in this dimension of existence
their human parents/caretakers are the most loving persons, usually very high iq, architect / electrical engineering type of decent humans, not sure if their host family knows about it, they pull some psionic stuff that i can not comprehend other than that they are friendly despite their appearance. i'm sorry

Imagine all the bananas

inb4
something about 500 years ago human goes on record for describing the nuremberg phenomenon, a battle in the sky describing crafts of gigantic size fighting in near earth orbit and even crashing near the town of nuremberg

WAY before any mentions of alien spaceships in hollywood fiction like star wars or the invention of airplanes
also not resembling any other previously sourced and potential inspiration like "angels" or "vimanas" from the bible and similar texts.

somehow europe emerges from the dark ages with technological advancements beyond anything that the rest of the world is able to produce at that time with the same basic medieval means of production...

Bananas again (Sociology etc)

>>511401274 (OP)
Aliens traveling all this way to just to deny having probed on that island seems a bit sus

>>511401274 (OP)
Gayliens

>>511405616
>(((they))) would look at humanity like cattle

Apparently it’s going out of sight behind the sun. Imagine if this shit decelerates? The panic would be monumental.

>>511409646
Those lanky ass niggers do nothing but beg for my help and act as my 4d uber service
It really must suck to be somehow lesser than those genetic freaks. I promise you they wouldn't come asking for my help every random ass lifetime if they had any power at all

i hope they blow this planet up

>>511411598
how cool and based of you to deny them your help if they come from a vulnerable position and ask you peacefully to help them with their problem you must be a real chad right
wow i'm soo impressed by your menatl muscle show
*gasps*

>>511405494
Came here to say this. Is Blue Balls Back on the table?

>>511401274 (OP)
It says "comet" right there.

>>511401274 (OP)
didn't they use the same fearmongering when the other one came by? Oumuamua? and then nothing happened?

>>511401274 (OP)
He only tapped his brakes three times over 2 astronomical units!
Madman

Fuck off "they'll attack around this date, please get distracted from epstein"

>>511401274 (OP)

>>511408533
It is done.

>>511401274 (OP)
you guys talk shit but this fucking thing has a tail that's facing TOWARDS THE SUN
that's extremely unusual
everything about this thing is extremely unusual
if it was blue beans then more than just one fucking scientist would be talking about it but it's literally just one guy even entertaining the alien angle
the more you look into it the fucking worse it looks

Real Reason 4chan was HACK Cuz This Post!
OMG Real Hacker Inside Área51! Most importante Thread ever posted!
Was here over fews days ago Jeaniis freaks keep deleting Thread in PANIC mode cuz is so legit Haxorman infosec.
Wtf he did reply on any questions! He did return the next day but posts were deleted very quickly, where he basically made a statement that we are living in a catastrophic immenent Alien disclosure arrival any day. This was the only reason the deep state Illuminati let Trump win the election. We are all going to move into gigantic motherships in a relocation rapture type of event, so it is over, sir. Good luck, Safe.

"Yes the alien will arrive any day now 4sure, it is a normal process, but weird here the alien beings at Area 51 that we hold are interdimensional beings they see this place as a realm or game container simulation sandbox but the alien we getting soon arrival are normal Contact aliens processof evolution, a very complex deal to believe me.>
Bye must go return morning
eastern safe."

Original Thread from 1 hours ago POL Archive

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/492480581/

>>511416540
that was the scout, very small
this thing is fucking 20km and moving goddamn sixty kilometers PER SECOND

herbs

Aliens are coming to buy some XRP coin before it moons

>>511417738
oh, ok.

so...when nothing happened with Oumuamua, it was classified as a scout. what is this going to be classified as, when nothing happens again?

>>511401274 (OP)
lol i guess that tweet a couple days ago was actually real

>>511401274 (OP)
Remember when the cigar shaped rock got caught slithering away after the aliens set up covid, the fake vaxx, and their Pajeet hordes?

>>511401274 (OP)
yes

I won’t believe in aliens until one is fucking me up the ass