>Be me

>Be wagie

>Make pizza's at Papa Johns for 3 years

>Manager says "Good news anon!"

>Some guys come in with ladder

>Dont fix the leaky ceiling tile thats been leaking since 2022

>Dont fix the wall with no insulation that mice come in and out

>Pull out AI camera, put it above workstation

>"Oh don't worry anon its just something corporate is doing. No worries"

Fast forward a month later

>Anon we need to talk in the office
>Pulls up chart
>"According to this AI detected you used 41% too much pepperoni, 22% cheese, 9% sauce. It compounded everything and calculated the money you are costing the store and uhh. We need to act on this. Its over $1700 a year anon. And see i click this button here and over 10 years its almost $500,000 with compunded inflation."

>Based on its suggestions, it made a chart on the perfect pizza ingredient placement. So we decided to laminate it and put it where you can see it.

>Lets talk again in 30 days

Is this what the fuck AI is all about? Is this the future?

>>511401562 (OP)
Sounds like you make good pizza bro, start your own store

>>511401562 (OP)
>41% too much pepperoni
No such thing. Don't listen to the computer retards. What the fuck does a computer know about pizza? Keep up the good work, anon.

Waging in America sounds like Dante’s inferno

>>511401562 (OP)
surveilling and micromanaging every single last little thing humans do, and much more efficiently than any slave master could have done centuries ago?
yes, yes that's what it's pretty much about

That shit would drive me nuts. Too much micromanaging

>>511401562 (OP)

Ask them what are the stores sales numbers compared to similar store with the correct ratio of toppings.
Maybe we sell more pizzas than the other guys because we give them more pepperoni and cheese.

>>511401562 (OP)
>AI making thongs more efficient and reducing waste
>Is this really what AI is for?

Yes, maybe if you were an intelligent person you could understand that, but then again you are traing your life for $13 an hour making cheap shitty pizza.

>>511401966
this nigga gets it.
>>511401977
then you better stop ai now.
you've only got like 3 months left.

>>511402053
nobody thinks that way when it comes to fast food pizza.
they go to the closest location to avoid long delivery times or a long drive.

>>511402098
>he thinks intelligent people use ai
wew
lad.
if they were intelligent they'd refuse to ever use it because it's going to kill them in 2027.
welcome to hell, children.

>>511401562 (OP)
I would legitimately kill myself if that was my job and had to have a conversation like that. Holy fuck.

Why not simply break the camera?

I hate the whole concept of AI monitoring
but anon sounds like a retard
you're not adding 41% too much pepp, you're doing 41% extra work per pizza
if they say 25 pepp, count to 25
use the provided measuring cups for other ingredients
it couldn't be simpler.

>>511401651
Fpbp

>>511402298
why not automate it like costco?

>>511402262
you are more dispensable than a camera

>>511401651
This. Out-quality them and put that manager out of business.

>>511401562 (OP)
no this is what science and communism is for, remove any spiritual element from everything and build a better society purely based on reason
>turns into a dystopic hellhole

Spell nigger with the pepperoni and papa John schattner will see it and give you a raise

>>511401562 (OP)
I would straight up kill my boss on the spot if this ever happened. Zero hesitation. Zero thought. Pure instinct. Like encountering a demon in the wild.

>>511401562 (OP)
I quit eating at Papa Johns because you niggers don't use enough sauce. Used to be one of my favorite pizza places because the pies were all saucy as fuck. Dripping with tomato sauce. Then ten years ago every pizza I ever ordered was bone dry. So I 100% believe this story as fact. Also, we don't have Papa Johns in Japan.

Also, I have a similar story.
>be working at an office for a few years
>for some reason the office doesn't have any fucking calendars
>every year there's been calendars, but this year not a one
>wait several months, still no calendars
>so I go out and buy two calendars for the company
>corporate throws a bitch fit about how I'm wasting corporate funds buying these two super expensive calendars (they were $10 each and exactly the same as the old calendars)
>I apologize. Thank god I only spent $20.
>come into work a month or two later
>there's a $900 roomba headbutting every chair and wall in our teeny-tiny office for three hours straight
>sit there and watch the horribly inefficient roomba clean while thinking about every time corporate has talked about "saving money" and having "narrow profit margins" and how they can't afford things like bonuses or raises
I don't work there anymore.

>>511401562 (OP)
>make pizza
>have cheappest possible ingredients compared to other dishes
>insane margins
>90% of ingredients flour
>still go full gypsy to save 10 grams of mashed pig and horse feet you call peperoni or ham that you buy in bulk for dollar a kilo

> calculated the money you are costing the store and uhh. We need to act on this. Its over $1700 a year anon. And see i click this button here and over 10 years its almost $500,000 with compunded inflation."

You should pull out a pie chart of money you earn them and their margins and the microscopic chunk of extra peperoni plus the cost of ai and cameras.

>>511401562 (OP)
If you're still working at a fucking Papa Johns after 3 years that's a you problem. Get some fucking skills loser. Society is cracking down on useless eaters.

>>511401562 (OP)
that sucks, pizza places are digging themselves further and further into oblivion.
all the added fees, the lack of toppings and being cheap.
who the fuck wants that noise? not i

>>511401966
Instead of robot workers and post scarcity you get ai micromanaging wagies and making their lifes hell.
Current elites know they are usles and this is only way they stay relevant with their skillset.

The problem with managers is that they can also be lazy shits, so expect all of them to be replaced with AI that will never cut you any slack

>>511402665
Someone has to be able to bake a Shaq-a-roni pizza and it sure as hell ain’t Shaq.

>>511401562 (OP)
There is one for online meetings as well now. Rating how active you were and shit. We are doomed

>>511402537
Coorporations dont care about saving money and being efficient. They operate on printed money. They are more like goverments. They operate on displays of obedience and kissing ass.
You will get shit for 2 pieces of paper while some asskisser will spend milion on a project that gets cancled at the end.

They dont give a fuck about $10 they want you to know your place.

i thought ai will replace shit jobs so humans can do creative endeavors, instead it replaces best jobs and makes the wagecucks life worse lmao. cyberpunk dystopia was optimistic future after all

>>511403358
Ai is almost usles in terms of improving human life.
Robots without ai are what actually automates labor.

>>511402201
>unable to comprehend the English language

>Lets talk again in 30 days
>have high intelligence
>professional ass kisser
>"It's amazing how this can save money"
>"Thank you for the feedback!!"
>boss leaves impressed
>keep doing what I was doing
>cause I don't give a fuck
>man this dude looks skinny
>hook the fucker up