Zombie plague explained - /pol/ (#511403292) [Archived: 145 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: tlQQod3mIreland
7/26/2025, 11:14:32 AM No.511403292
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For the majority of evolution here on earth we have all known and grown to know that all niggers are terrible...

So why would you eat dicks that grow in shit in the middle of the most niggering time ever... at night when we are surrounded by darkness, the big nigger of niggers...

Basically anything that grows in darkness and if you eat it you get possessed by some crazy universal god that turns you into a zombie.

If you avoid all mushrooms then you will remain human.

But if you eat mushrooms darkness, which is faster than light, will infect your bodies second brain, located in the intestines.

If darkness gets into your food you're fucked.
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Soon ID: lcpvbOGK
7/26/2025, 11:21:47 AM No.511403667
>>511403292 (OP)
>"For we have drank the soma and become eternal."
https://youtu.be/r6AL2P4uSlw
Anonymous ID: fr/WkZ7MUnited Kingdom
7/26/2025, 11:25:12 AM No.511403841
>>511403292 (OP)
Were you on mushrooms when you wrote this?
Anonymous ID: KUkHjOhQUnited States
7/26/2025, 11:28:13 AM No.511404005
Actually mushroom has loads of beneficial compounds
Sage ID: TBS6ign+Australia
7/26/2025, 11:30:52 AM No.511404130
>>511403292 (OP)
>>511403292 (OP)

Idk what you are saying and you're probably a schizo but I'm just here to say:

nigger
Sage ID: TBS6ign+Australia
7/26/2025, 11:42:41 AM No.511404732
>darkness, which is faster than light

Btw there's no speed of darkness, if you're counting the disappearance of light then it is at the speed of light.
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Anonymous ID: u+Q21BUTUnited States
7/26/2025, 11:51:33 AM No.511405165
>>511404732
Ashkually darkness is so daat you can see it
>got em