(1/5) Funky Town Soccer — CJNG execution dossier + behavioral breakdown
Breakdown of one of the most infamous cartel execution videos, known online as "Funky Town." The murder is stylized as a football game: the decapitated head is kicked around like a soccer ball. The tone is a mix of theatrical cruelty, mockery, and staged dominance. This post begins a step-by-step analysis of the execution, participants, audio, and behavior.
Likely tied to CJNG (Cártel de Jalisco Nueva Generación). Estimated date: 2020–2021. Filmed on a smartphone. The video begins post-decapitation; the execution has already occurred, but humiliation continues.
^_^ Key points:
— The body is positioned in the center of frame, suggesting a staged setup
— One attacker kicks the severed head across the pavement like a goal
— A voice behind the camera mocks, laughs, and gives commands
o_O Participants:
— Executioner A: blue t-shirt, track pants, performs the "goal"
— Executioner B: red shirt, standing nearby, passive
— Camera voice: laughs loudly, commands others, possible leader
— Background group: 5–7 men watching, laughing, unclear if armed
Next part will analyze behavior, staging psychology, and possible motives.
>>511412529 (OP)you forgot to post the video
(2/5) Funky Town Soccer — behavioral and symbolic breakdown
The tone of the video is not purely violent — it’s performative. The kicking of the severed head is treated like a sport or game. This is not just punishment, it’s humiliation turned into spectacle. The body is no longer treated as human.
-_- Behavior:
— Executioner A walks with confidence, even rhythm in his steps
— He lines up the kick like a soccer player preparing a goal
— The crowd responds with amusement, some laugh or yell
^_^ Camera work:
— Phone held steady, intentional framing
— The person filming circles the body slowly
— Close-up on the head as it rolls away, possibly symbolic
This is clearly not spontaneous. The way the head is kicked, the laughter, the group watching — it's all ritualized. The act is meant to be *shared*. The camera is not just documenting — it's weaponized. This is propaganda for terror.
o_O Intent behind recording:
— Fear-based dominance over rivals or civilians
— Proof of loyalty to cartel leadership
— Psychological warfare, internal or external
— Possibly made for closed Telegram or WhatsApp groups
Music is not present in the original version, but many reposts added it later ("Funky Town" — hence the name). The surreal tone of the music adds a dark layer of contrast to the violence.
Next: potential identity clues from clothing, location, and voice tone.
(3/5) Funky Town Soccer — visual clues and identifiers
While identities of those involved are unknown, visual cues give insight into their background and possible role within the cartel. Clothing, physical build, and voice may hint at hierarchy or group dynamics.
o_O Clothing analysis:
— Executioner A: Blue t-shirt, clean white sneakers, athletic build
— Executioner B: Red shirt, grey shorts, appears less active
— No tactical gear, no face coverings, suggesting confidence or isolation
— Body is shirtless, jeans pulled down, likely to dehumanize
-_- Camera voice:
— Male, mid-to-late 20s or 30s
— Strong northern Mexican accent, possibly from Jalisco or Michoacán
— Commands others casually: “Dale, güey,” “Así se hace,” etc.
— Laughs in short bursts — not forced, sounds familiar with group
^_^ What this suggests:
— These are not low-level street thugs; the execution is clean, fast, coordinated
— Voice likely belongs to someone of authority or seniority
— No military-style uniforms or patches, indicating this may be a splinter cell or inner circle
Surroundings:
— Outdoor pavement, appears to be urban alleyway or rooftop
— No visible cartel markings, but the format matches other CJNG tapes
— Lighting natural, early morning or late afternoon
Nothing is blurred or hidden. This implies they never feared legal consequence or that the video was intended for internal consumption only.
Next: Comparison with other cartel executions and possible symbolism in the “soccer” theme.
(4/5) Funky Town Soccer — symbolism and execution context
Compared to other cartel execution videos, “Funky Town” stands out due to its absurd cruelty and the use of symbolic humiliation. While many executions feature torture, fire, or dismemberment, this one mocks the victim with theatrical flair — turning murder into a game.
o_O The soccer motif:
— The head is treated like a ball, kicked across pavement
— The group cheers as if a goal was scored
— This mimics a popular cultural pastime but turns it into death theater
^_^ Why use soccer?
— Soccer is the most watched and loved sport in Mexico
— By mocking it, they turn national identity into terror
— The symbolism: “We dominate life like we dominate the game”
— It adds absurdity, which increases fear
-_- Comparison to other CJNG videos:
— Less gore than chainsaw decapitations, but more psychological
— No screaming, no begging — victim is already dead
— Focus is not pain, but performance and ritual
— No narcomanta (banner) present, but message is clear through actions
It’s likely that this was recorded for internal bragging or for rivals. The mocking tone, the showmanship, and the laughter all serve one goal: psychological dominance. This is terror-as-theater.
Next: conclusion — why this tape went viral, and why it matters to study.
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(5/5) Funky Town Soccer — final analysis & cultural impact
Why did this video go viral, while others (more graphic or brutal) remain buried or unknown? The answer lies in tone and absurdity. “Funky Town” isn’t just shocking — it’s surreal.
o_O Why it spread:
— No intro, no logo, no banner — just raw footage
— The soccer theme is instantly recognizable
— The laughter adds a sickening layer of normalcy
— The absurdity is what haunts viewers, not just the gore
^_^ Why analyze this:
— Understanding the logic of terror helps build resistance to it
— Recognizing patterns in cartel media is useful for journalism, research, and policy
— This isn’t just a crime — it’s a performance, staged with intent
— Cartels understand virality, and use it like a weapon
-_- Final notes:
— Executioners remain unidentified
— Likely CJNG, but no official claim
— Music was added in reuploads; original had only voices
— Victim’s identity unknown; possibly rival or informer
This analysis ends here, but the effect lingers. This was not just a video. It was a message.
^_^ You watched the game, but the players were never playing.
Thank you for your attention, I love everyone on this board<3
anon just because jewish schizos shill here and employ brainless jeetniggers to do the same, doesn't mean it's a dumping ground for your wetback animal analysis
i get that you're only going to find drooling brainlets in the kaotic comments section, but jeez dude
>>511412529 (OP)Holy fuck you utter retard. That's not funky town, you fucking brown retard.
Funky town is the one where the guy has been flayed till the point he is a skull but still alive.
Sweet child of mine and then Funky Town play in the backround. Hence the name, you brown room temp spastic.
>>511414385Nobody here named it Funky Town Soccer, retard — that's how it's been archived and referred to across forums because of the commentary and cartel context.
The original video, skinning the guy alive while he's still breathing, is what people mean by Funky Town.
Music was slapped on in meme edits later. Cope harder if that breaks your lore.
If you're bitching over what name counts, you’re clearly here for the shock, not the substance. Don’t waste our oxygen. o_O
>>511413014>This was not just a video. It was a messageof course, cartel videos are propaganda pieces not some boys shooting a video for fun.
its showing you are the most brutal badass son of koacktal that will reap your heart out and eat it while you are alive (and kept artificially alive with blood transfusions or some demonic shit)
goverment is not really looking because every other day they find mass graves in ranches and shit like that, an entire bus with students was kidnapped and executed (like wtf, 40 teenagers dead for going around the countryside)
mexican drug war is interesting and the absolute worse actor iun that shitfest is the goverment that instead of human hunting those animals they let them operate in exchange of money
