>>511425375 (OP)i follow one simple rule in life
ALWAYS BE SPRINTING
>>511425375 (OP)because it makes you look like a fucking spastic.
>>511425375 (OP)Run to where and for what purpose? It's hot outside
Because weโre white, we only run for exercise
>>511425523>>511425537Society would be like 10 times more efficient. I propose mandatory microchips for all citizens. If someone's average speed drops below a certain number they get an electric shock.
>>511425375 (OP)You mean like, to avoid getting raped in London?
>>511425375 (OP)if its not a emergency i dont see a reason...
i dont want to be out of breath and sweaty when i reach my destination
>>511426358this is why you guys can't find females. show em you have a fast 40. sprint for fuck sake
>>511425375 (OP)have you seen the average person make an attempt? it's hilariously tragic, flip flops for bonus points
running gets me all sweaty bros
>>511427026Denver whites are subhumans who let their city be taken over by browns and weirdos, every time I go through their airport I get embarrassed and worry someone may think I live there
>>511425375 (OP)>>511426123I had the exact same thought 5 years ago. But I don't do it mostly out of sweat. I just powerwalk everywhere. I still walk like I did in the army. It's a bit autistic and other Finns will instantly spot me and see I haven't "gotten over" the military. But oh well.
>>511425375 (OP)Because this isn't a video game.
Now it begs the question why everyone runs everywhere in vidya.
>>511425375 (OP)I like jump roping better. Burns more calories, better cardio.
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>>511425375 (OP)Too much physical effort is for retards and niggers. You're literally killing yourself by draining your vitality.
Take the walking pill.
>>511425375 (OP)People in America can barely walk. I'm sure more people would die from trying to run than a hot summer day kills in Europe
Hey youre right OP that is odd, only kids can spaz scamper at max speed
>>511425523nobody bats an eye if you're in running clothes