POSSIBLE HOSTILE ALIEN THREAT HAS BEEN DETECTED!!!!!!!

>>511426923 (OP)
We deserve it

>>511426923 (OP)
HOLY SHIT, THIS IS ONLY THE 167th TIME THIS HAS BEEN POSTED IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS THREAD TO LET US KNOW!

>>511426923 (OP)
Release the Epstein list.

>>511427169
A british person on 4chan has the list?

TWO MORE MONTHS

>>511426923 (OP)
There's a bunch of aliens downtown selling hotdogs, illegally, I thought Trump was going to deport them all

>>511426923 (OP)
falcon heavy loaded with tsar bomba Is the only solution

>>511426923 (OP)
ROLLING FOR TAD

>>511426923 (OP)
Project Blue Beans is a go!

Can they hurry up already?

>intergalactic
lul. cosmic lmao.

>>511426923 (OP)
This is it. This is the big one.

>>511426923 (OP)
I just hope they’re LGBTQ2S+ friendly. I’d like to Imagine with them being literal light years ahead of us in terms of technology that they also have far more progressive views. Can you imagine alt-right aliens now that’d be scary

>>511427169
kek this
Only stunt they did try at this point is Jesus returning

What would be our chances? Assuming it’s a level 3 civilization that’s arriving?

How could they possibly know this?

>>511426923 (OP)
LETS GO

>>511427339

It would waste most of its energy blasting exactly nothing. Likely would be smarter to simply lodge a primitive nuclear heating rod on the blasted thing and hope for volatiles to boil off and give it a good shove.

>>511426923 (OP)
This would be unironically the most amazing thing to happen ever. I really hope its an erradication mission. I want to die but I am having issues finding a reliable method, so this would solve that problem and also be the most importnat event in humanity history.

>>511426923 (OP)
evertime this gets posted, i will ask the same question:

where the fuck did we get the idea of it being hostile from? its just moving....are we really gonna profile these guy before meeting them?

>>511427745
They don't. It was stated by a single person from Harvard as pure speculation.

>>511427744
who knows? it could just be a probe of sorts. i am not worrying about it unless it starts decelerating rapidly but we won't know until it starts going around the Sun later this year.

remember when everyone was freaking out over drones last year?

>>511426923 (OP)
Rockets cant work in space why would you believe in aliens?

>>511426923 (OP)
>SHIT BRICS NEWS
Back to hell with you

>>511427955
It would be stupid to assume they’re coming peacefully. Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
If they do come to eradicate us then they’re going to do it from orbit. Otherwise there’s going to be a lot of intergalactic rape victims

Get on the golden crafts when they arrive.
>>511427169
Aliens are probing your butthole and you're STILL talking about that creep?!

>>511428067
Yeah man, I'm definitely going to base my understanding of physics off some retard playing with toys and baloons.

>>511428305
Are you dense? Why are you even assuming it's aliens in the first place? The very assumption that it's an alien is pure speculation stated by one guy from Harvard. There is nothing else that substantiates this speculation.

>>511426923 (OP)
Based. Clown world is hilarious. I'm praying they use Project Blueballs to cover up nonces.

>>511426923 (OP)
>>intergalactic
Lol

>>511426923 (OP)

>>511426923 (OP)
They’re coming home

Why would they attack us?

>>511426923 (OP)
>possibly
>unknown
>mysterious
>new study
>small group of scientists

>>511426923 (OP)
They're going to save us from the AI robot takeover, I welcome our alien saviors and look forward to cucking those retards.

>>511428586
Satan's intergalactic collective?

>>511428468
Because it’s a fun thought exercise. White people are able to use something called imagination, you wouldn’t understand.

>>511427091
based pic

>>511426923 (OP)
>Be warship with planet destroying capabilities
>Traverse multiple galaxies conquering civilization after civilization
>Get to Milky Way
>Decide to start moving so slowly
>Cya in 2 months

Imagine how tight alien pussy is

>>511428598
Why not? We will win easily. They are probably edible and delicious. Free food from space.

>>511426923 (OP)
kys

holy shit its a rock in space

>>511426923 (OP)
>brics news
Sorry anon im ot taking that as anything other than jeet entertainment

>>511426923 (OP)
why is the conclusion that it is hostile?

>>511428586

>Why our beautiful planet is ruined with these monkees?...Did someone left lab door open?

Look goy aliens n shit

>>511428939
a "potentially hostile" rock in space!

>>511426923 (OP)
Good thing Trump will send them to Alligator Alcatraz

>>511426923 (OP)

>>511428763
You're not presenting it as a thought exercise, darpinder. This thread, as well as dozens of others on this board, are full of people taking this claim of aliens at face value. If you were treating this as a thought experiment you would have made that distinction clear. Nice try with the white people thing though.

>>511428996
Illegal aliens are criminal and violent. They eat cats and ducks.

>>511428996
Because that gets more clicks than "space iceberg offgases and changes direction".

>>511426923 (OP)
>>511428995
This, would be funny though if
>Anything but the Epstein list
It would be peak clown world

>>511427277
So are kikes and niggers

>>511429039
every rock is potentially hostile when thrown hard enough with enough precision at your face!

>>511426923 (OP)
I don't believe it, but alien overlords would probably be better than whatever we have now

>>511426923 (OP)
(((small group of scientists)))

>>511427339
if something is an intergelalactic traveling object allegedly , surely it has shields we cannot comprehend nor penetrate you doofus.

>>511426923 (OP)
Please nuke DC

>>511426923 (OP)
I can smell blue beans

>>511427169
/thread

>>511427808
i don't know if you can land on a thing moving at 70km/h

>>511427745
Because they're the experts, chud

>>511428464
top kek

>>511427744
>level 3 civ
Kek we are fucked. One relativistic projectile and we are done.
>level 2 civ
Still fucked. Would be like a modern army fighting a roman legion.
>level 1 civ only a few hundred years more advanced than us
Still fucked because it would be like a modern military fighting the british from 1700.
>level .8 civ that is only two generations at most ahead of us
Best case scenario desu. It would be like a modern military fighting the US or Soviet military from 1945.

>>511429470
>intergelalactic
room temperature IQ poster

>>511427169
this
again with the alien distraction

>>511426923 (OP)
nothing ever happens release the list
>>511429270
will smith was unironically trying to be a good role model for black people but was not strong enough to do it without "feeling loved". chose the WRONG dumb bitch and ended up like e-dubz. i genuinly feel sorry for that man jesus christ the world is not a place for a soft mind

>>511426923 (OP)
The closest this is going to get to earth is 139,433,700 miles

>>511426923 (OP)
>>511428529
>>511429673
>>511429366
What the fuck does "slated to attack in November" even mean? What is that referring to? Why November?

>>511429673
there's not a linear growth. AGI/ASI can accelerate us to level 3 in a generation

>>511429840
probably an estimation based on how far away it is and how fast it's moving

>>511429882
Wrong. Level 3 iirc is galactic level civilization. That's like 100 million years of biological evolution. AGI could speed it up, but it wouldn't be a human civilization lmao. Think of the ants in the woods next to you. You are a level 3 civ and they are us currently.

>>511426923 (OP)
>according to SCIENTISTS this cluster of pixels is on it's way to kill us all!
>We need to band together goyim, we need to blue beanz!

>>511429840
11/9 Never forget

>>511426923 (OP)
>November
Could you be a bit more specific please?

>>511430213
2 more weeks

>>511426923 (OP)
2 waves. First one is fake: population control/new virus released/public pressure to vaccinate. Second wave is the real deal.

We'll fight on 2 levels: in the physical world and in the astral realm (in meditation). Some will be able to do both, but will be rare.

Individuals that function like anchors will be used. Portal openers that can lock onto others' signal and act as beacons in the astral realm. We'll use mudras, mantras, and specific places on the planet. Also, larger gatherings of people doing something that looks like group qigong to heal the planet.

This will be a new type of warfare, based on vibrations and energy manipulation. What you see now in qigong or taiji is like practicing swimming moves at the bottom of a pool without water. It comes from a time when we were more sensitive to qi/prana and there was more qi accessible directly to us.

We're currently getting qi indirectly: food, sleep, meditation/prayer, but before the second wave comes, those of us that are still alive will be natural qi harvesters.

We won't need to sleep or eat. Right now, you don't think about breathing. It happens on its own. The deeper process that breathing is an outer aspect of will continue naturally throughout your entire body surface, but you do need to balance the outer and the inner first to increase membrane permeability (tension is the main reason why healing can't get to you, because it keeps the maya membrane very rigid/tight and prevents you from achieving balance and thus manipulating reality; you call this limiting beliefs but they're more like energetic locks).

There will be plenty of qi around to be used. New styles will be created that mix internal arts with inner mantra recitation or something that sounds like hymns sung.

When the real aliens come, we'll fight back mobilizing the energy of the entire planet.

It would be maybe more accurate to say that those who will fight as soldiers for this planet will be closer to shamans.

>>511426923 (OP)
I hope they accept recruits, I'll side with them.

>>511429321
yes, but its not usually a space rock!

seriously, i would talk more if a guy hit me with a piece of meteor, and not just some boring earth rock (unless it broke my jaw....then i'm not talking much).

>>511431378
The most you'll get is a good anal probing before being transmuted into fertilizer

This is the top author, rest are ayyylien grifters. Literally a Jewish trick so they can sell their shit.

How convenient that jewish schizo (((Avi Loeb))) finds this right when Israel is in trouble

>>511431807
oh look anons another fucking kike

>>511431524
if a space rock lands on earth and someone picks it up after millions of years is it still a special space rock or just a normal rock?

>>511426923 (OP)

So the anon that was talking about this was right, he said it a few weeks ago. Can't find it though

>>511426923 (OP)
Nothing ever happens

>>511432074
> I had a penny fall out of my pocket and roll down a drain just now!
> Oyyyy VEYYYY, Goldnose! It's like anudda shoah! Don't worry, it'll be ok. We'll just get some more shekels from our good American goys.

>>511426923 (OP)

Based ATLAS.

It's over monkeyboys. You thought the Greys were bad? You've seen nothing yet.

>>511426923 (OP)
you can tell it's hostile because of the red circle and multicolored dots

>>511427955
This is all stupid. Other idiots have made claims in the past why is this getting so much attention?

>>511426923 (OP)

Oh shit.

>>511426923 (OP)
Do the aliens have the Epstein list?

>>511427339
Not launching tungsten or wolfram rods with super speed against them.

>Ngmi.

>>511426923 (OP)
I ask..for the millionth fucking time.
What about this object makes anyone believe it is anything other than just another space rock or comet?

>>511427169
Tpbp

>>511426923 (OP)
My expectations don't matter. If they bring good weed, then cool. If they have raging nymphomanics for us, we could be freinds. If they want to wipe out humanity, so be it. I will be here waiting.

>>511426923 (OP)
>could be
>is slated
some even tho they dont know what it is, they know its plans and schedule

>interdasting

>>511426923 (OP)
He was right all along they’re back.

>Many people - It's nothing
>One person - it's aliums
OMFG ITS AYY COME TO FUGG OUR BUTTS

>>511426923 (OP)
>we we don't know what it is but it will possibly attack us in November
imagine being dumb enough to take shit like this seriously

>>511427864
They might bring science and technology that would benefit all peoples of the world so the ruling class would consider them hostile by default.

>>511426923 (OP)
>brics news
aka news for disgusting third world slum subhumans
>>511427169
/thread, it's all a distraction

>>511429673
no nigger, not like this.
We hope for a level 3 civ and we punch and kick their asses because we are humans and that's what we do best.
>Imagine losing a fight to grey slender space fags
lmao

>>511433181

Nice war fantasies but if someone has technology to travel between star system in decent time then our tech is stonesage compared their level. We have to hope than tehy are friendly and if not we are probably their next food source and there is nothing what we can do about it.

>>511427169
This, I’m enjoying the tea nightmare fuel of ugly cunts, but Epstein will remain until the recess is over.

>>511434018
>Mount Touchmore

>>511426923 (OP)
Please God and Jesus let it be real

>>511433877
>y-yes spacedaddy you can shove it all inside me.
>My bussy is yours to command
that's how you sound. you go first in line to keep them distracted

>>511427169
the goyim notices

>>511427169
LOOK GOY! ALIENS

>>511426923 (OP)
I hope they demand we hand over all the jews

My life is finite and humans arnt that great anyway. I will fight but if I die I will not morn too hard. Before I was born I didnt suffer. To nothingness.

>>511426923 (OP)
Dear Ayyyyyylmaos
Please kill all the niggers, it would be so goddamned funny.
Thank you,
A White human

>>511434222
How do we even know they have dicks?

>>511426923 (OP)
Excellent news.

>>511426923 (OP)
Yeah yeah faggot, now where's that list?

>>511434560
I said nothing about dicks anon, stiop fantasizing

>>511427458
Where did you hide the ayyliens stayvun

>>511434709
How are they gonna thrust him without a dick, anon?

>>511434806
with a probe

>>511429673
Why would a level 3 civ even interact with us?That like us trying to communicate with an amoeba

>>511434865
With a dick it would have been more exciting, jk.

>>511434931
cause they are dicklet cosmic faggots and they need to get their space bitches wet somehow.

>>511426923 (OP)
All jokes aside, if Aliens attack I would totally stand side by side with Mexicans, Asians, Blacks, Russians, etc to fight until the last human remains.
If we win, then I get to go back to being racist online.

>>511435079
ayyy foid

>>511426923 (OP)
would be funny if they show up specifically to nuke israel from orbit so we can all progress normally afterward

>>511426923 (OP)
This is literally just to contaminate search results when looking up shit about illegals

>>511435645
>ayys appear
>humanity as one ready to fight
>they erase jews from orbit
>incoming message from mothership
>//3888asdk11222 .. """ . - llllll 1515115 asd
>they disappear at lightspeed.
>humanity spends decades trying to decode the message
>some random Russian lost on the mountains decodes it.
>you are welcome

I hope alien females have big tits and nice asses.

>>511428245
Biscuit status: Burning

>>511426923 (OP)
Alien my ass

>>511426923 (OP)
OH WOW SINCE THE SMALL HAPPENINGS NEVER TRANSPIRED THAT MEANS THE COSMIC HAPPENING WILL DEFINITELY!
>according to a new study by a small group of scientists
:/

>>511434089
UNDERRATED

>>511426923 (OP)
the team of researchers is led by a jew, of course.

What do you do in this situation?

>>511426923 (OP)
>possible hostile
>why?
>it just is, okay?
Imagine being this brainlet.

>>511426923 (OP)
>intergalactic
Dont you mean interstellar?

>>511426923 (OP)
I still need to go to work on Monday, right?

>>511436445
You'd have to go into a bunker in New Zealand or something

>>511426923 (OP)
>possibly
>detected
>mysterious
>may attack
The only thing this is missing is ‘experts say’
Stop bothering me with this shit.

>>511427608
We used to call Cubans fleeing Castro ‘alt right aliens’

>>511436761
No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g&list=RDqORYO0atB6g

>>511428067
Anon, the vacuum of space isn't a literal vacuum.
It's the absence of matter and pressure in equal amounts, and thrust works within it because the burning fuel expands outward as opposed to simply bleeding through an exhaust vent through compressive forces, acting against the craft itself.

>>511434769
I don't know.

>>511427091
>fears the intercontinental ballistic missile
>aliens with cargo ships full of metallic spacerocks are coming straight for earth
>their scouts were spotted numerous times around New Jersey and New York a while back

>>511426923 (OP)
i wanna be raped by ayys so badly

>>511426923 (OP)
What is China saying about this?

>>511426923 (OP)
who gave the brics login to the jeets again

>>511434018
Obama?

>>511426923 (OP)
>intergalactic
>object
>a hostile fleet
,>billions of miles away or lightyears
>scientists in their cube labs covered in luminescent light know ita true
Sometimes i have an urge to kill a scientist with a lead pipe

>>511428939
>a rock in space

Yes. A rock that happens to

>Fly past pluto and use its gravity to nudge it

>Fly past mars and use its gravity to nudge it

>Fly past the sun in the perfect place, a tiny zone called the Oberth Manuever, to swing around and enter earths orbit if chose to slow down

>A rock that looks like no rock we have ever seen that has a jet coming out the front of it

> A rock that is perfectly circlular

>A rock that paanstars has been looking at for a month now, Paanstars has never looked anything more than once.

Yes just a rock anon. The solar system isn't flat btw. The chances of this "Random" rock being flung into this trajectory and flying past planets perfectly along their equators billions of years ago btw is almost zero.


Avi Loeb and others concerns are incredibly valid and this needs to be watched until we can absolutely confirm its a comet

>>511427686
Jesus got deported back to Mexico a few months ago.

>>511437455
ching chong ling long, ding dong ling long bong gong ping pong.
traslates roughly to
ariens comin? xi-zun, bring the onions sauce

>>511426923 (OP)
Here’s the TL;DR, no sugarcoating:

The research (a draft on arXiv, not peer‑reviewed) by Avi Loeb, Adam Hibberd, and Adam Crowl brings up the idea that the newly discovered interstellar object 3I/ATLAS might be a disguised alien probe—not a comet .

Their reasoning: It’s extremely fast (130,000+mph), enters the solar system from an odd angle, and sails close to Venus, Mars, and Jupiter—an arrangement they calculate as having only ~0.005% chance of occurring naturally .

They speculate it will reach perihelion (closest to the Sun) in late October/November—at a time when it will be hidden from Earth’s telescopes—possibly to cloak maneuvers or deploy surveillance devices (“gadgets”) on nearby planets .

In the hypothetic scenario they mention “dark forest” theory: advanced civilizations may act covertly for strategic reasons—implying potential hostility. They even warn humanity should consider defensive posture if true .

But get this: Loeb himself says the most plausible outcome is that 3I/ATLAS is purely natural—a comet. The study is positioned more as a “teaching exercise” on how to test unusual hypotheses rather than a literal claim of imminent attack .

^^^chatgpt summary, saved your time. Just a thought experiment

>>511426923 (OP)
>Humans figure out stealth in the 1900s
>Aliens doing an interstellar invasion still haven't figured it out
What are the jews trying to distract us from?

>>511437685
Epstein files and incoming market crisis on autumn

>>511437634
>odd angle

People are incredibly dense. They think of the solar system as flat. All the planets spin around was eclipitic plane.

A random rock randomly flung out in chaos billions of years ago...The chances of coming it at this angle? Comets do not come in like this. I went back and noted that zero comets have been known to move along this plane. They are all above, below. etc

>>511437455
我是中国人,我是笑话,我是去你的可乐里撒尿。

I hooe they go for rhe scientists first!

>>511427169
Trump is pulling out all the stops

>>511437634
>^^^chatgpt summary, saved your time. Just a thought experiment

are you retarded. Scientists have to half jokingly say things like this becaise Scientific consensus is retarded and once you are labeled a kook it never goes away.

>>511437550
>A rock that is perfectly circlular
says who anon

>>511436445
i guess i'll just fucking die

>>511437973
you don't know that

>>511426923 (OP)
Maybe they know what happened to the Epstein client list ::D

>>511437956
says imaging that is found almost everywhere

comets do not look like that

>>511426923 (OP)
Lol, it's a fucking comet, not an ayy lmao space cruiser. We just got more and better telescopes and now we discover more stuff out there.

>>511437973
Oh they're not going to allow that

>>511438147
no interstellar comet comes in like that

you guys aren't seeing the bigger picture here, the aliens are coming to release the epstein files

>>511426923 (OP)
I'm totally forgetting about Epstein

>>511428067
You sitting on a boat and you throw a heavy stone into the water. What happens?

Some thing happens in a rocket. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. No need to push against a vacuum.

>>511426923 (OP)
are the aliens bringing the Epstein files?

>>511438358
You have the inverse?

>>511438443
they are the ones stealing the cables from Renfe, anon
they are extremaderecha

>>511426923 (OP)
I’m looking forward to operation blue beans and the totalitarian war state that will follow. I’m totally going to sign up and die for earth…

>>511429840
4/11/2025

>>511427339
Except that will only get you like 1/4 of the required delta v.

>>511427169
they’re bringing the list kek

>>511426923 (OP)
The universe is littered with planets similar to earth, created by our alien overlords.

The ones that learn to work together and prosper are kept and the ones that don't are wiped clean and re-started and checked again in a few billion years.

>>511438742
you are wrong and stupid, posting CIA faggot shit like a dumbass nigger

>>511428612
also
>interstellar
>intergalactic
>here in November

Epstein listers have become as tedious as the Hunter's laptop wankers. Stop ruining every thread like /pol/ are the ones withholding the fucking list.

>>511427169
This.

>>511437550
It has a tail and other outgassing. It looks like a fucking comet.

>>511426923 (OP)
Here's a qrd on what the study actually says, which you can read yourself right here: https://lweb.cfa.harvard.edu/~loeb/HCL25.pdf
>recently an object (likely an asteroid) was detected entering our solar system with an estimated diameter of 20 km and moving at a speed of 70 km/h. Both of these are unusually high for asteroids.
>The object's orbital plane is tilted only slightly from the ecliptic and is retrograde. This simultaneously makes it very easy for this object to approach multiple plantes in our solar system, while making it very difficult for us to intercept it. The chances of such an ideal orbit are very slim (0.002%)
>Going even further, the authors calculated that the object will pass by very closely by Jupiter, Mars, and Venus. The chances of timing such a perfect approach are also very slim (0.005%). In other words, if this were sent by an intelligent species, it's on the perfect trajectory to send probes to 3 different planets for study.
>This is not all however, on Oct 29th the object will reach perihelion (the moment when it is closest to the sun). The optimal strategy for an object to break or change direction is imparting maximal trust at perihelion (this is called a reverse Solar Oberth manoevre). Why is this relevant? Because when looking from Earth, the object will be totally obscured by the Sun. In other words, it has such an orbit that it can completely change trajectory without is being to see it. And from the moment it does change trajectory, they estimate it would take no more than 2 months to reach Earth. You can guess the chances of this happening for a natural object.
>It doesn't end here, the object entered our solar system from the direction of the Galactic Centre. Since there are many stars here, the object was effectively camouflaged and we only just detected it (It already passed by Pluto). The optimal date for an early interception was already more than a year ago (July 19th, 2024).

>>511427088
FPBP its time for the North Korea gulag planet of the galaxy to be putout of its misery. Fuck the Archon niggers.

>>511436901
Good luck

>>511427965
oumuamua was the probe.

i'm eating a can of tuna rn

>>511438898

Oh did you see that on MSN frontpage you obtuse faggot?

There is no outgassing except some minimal H20 and the Coma is not behind the object but in front of it. Given its crazy ass tour of the solar system path, you dont think thats fucking odd

>>511438837
>I'll be gone til november
https://youtu.be/kI6MWZrl8v8?si=6wGsdMyKTFvd0u8v

>>511438916
And as more background, 5 years ago another object (1I/Oumuamua) was defected to have a non-gravitational acceleration. So this might not even be the first object to be sent our way. In the end you have a lot of coincidences, which aren't necessarily impossible for a natural object, but just so happens to be on the perfect path for intercepting several planets. And IF it was sent by an intelligent species, it appears to have been sent on a path that deliberately makes it difficult for us to monitor or intercept it. Therefore, there's speculation that this might be a "dark forest"-type attack against Earth, meant to wipe us out

>>511428067
this system with the hoover is basically a big pipe sucking air into the hoover; you may as well put the straw inside the hoover nozzle
also as >>511437284 said, the vacuum of space isn't a literal hoover

>>511428067
naivety of this video is really amusing

>>511439162
The reason Omamau was Sus was because it acted almost identical to old apollo rocket boosters in orbit. Thats what caught peoples attentions. The sun pushes old Soviet/NASA stuff around the sun and it accelerates because simply the suns rays pushing on it. Like a sail. Given Omamau's wierd look, it was speculated in was some sort shrapnel or derelict piece of equipment from far off because it behaved exactly like one or ours

>>511427169
This. Like a good little informed goy I just got off the phone with my member of congress demanding action - I also told them that I would purposefully vote for their opposition if they didnt get that abortion issue put on our next ballot

>>511428305
I’m going to fuck every orifice

This is literally what some schizos have predicted: There will be a fake story about an alien spaceship approaching earth in mid 2025.

>>511427169
Cant believe they’re calling in the aliens to distract us from Epstein

the fake space alien invasion

>>511439492
Maybe the aliens are on the list

>>511426923 (OP)
>unknown object
>maybe it's an invader and it's going to destroy us
Who writes this crap?
>>511429882
>AGI/ASI can accelerate us to level 3 in a generation
Come on now
>type 1 civilization can access all energy on its planet
>type 2 can capture all energy from its star
>type 3 can capture all energy in its galaxy
We're not even on the map. A true AGI would get us to type 1 at best. Type 2 would need a Dyson sphere unless there's an even wackier scifi idea that can pull it off, and even if a machine could just harvesting the resources would be a multi-generation effort. That's not even counting R&D. Type 3 would need near light speed travel and the only way that kind of civilization would be possible is if we drastically change our biology.

>>511439588
Ayyypstein with his interstellar lolita-express is bringing in kids from other galaxies

>>511427169
>Anon is sitting in his room when his entire house starts to shake
>goes to the window to look
>a big UFO is hovering outside his yard
>a beam of light appears and touches the ground and four alien looking figures float down and look at him square in the eye
>he mumbles "ahh, project blueballs" and casually shuts the blinds, walks back to computer and posts "Release the Epstein list" again

>>511439050
>oumuamua
that was the reason why they did covid 19 lockdowns they believed they had to kill as many people as they could.

>>511438273
How do you know that? That's the 3rd such object discovered. That's a fucking microscopic sampling size. You can't really make reliable predictions with such little data. It just can be the case of sampling bias, because we are more interested in stuff near the ecliptic plane.

>>511439314
That is some serious twilight zone/Carl Sagan levels of terrifying.

>>511439162
>dark forest
Anon pls. I’m already scared enough as it is without you even evoking the literal scariest concept of alien life

>>511439098
Coma in front? Any declaration detected so far? Sauce?

I'm an obtuse faggot to filter out shitty misinformation, not because I like being edgy. Show me proofs of ET and I consider it.

>>511440491
there is no proof its ET

there is just proof its wierd and touring the solar system and perfectly aligned to possibly brake and intercept earth when it goes around the sun.

>>511439912
We have hundreds of years worth of data about comets. None travel along the planetary plane. Zero

>Interstellar comets
We should of seen hundreds of smaller interplanetary comets before we saw this big one and we have been looking

Okay but what about Greenland are we just gonna forget that we're at war with them

>>511440479
im pretty scared too

>>511426923 (OP)
>Aliens headed to Earth
>Aliens... Earth.
Alien Earth. Pic related. Predictive programming.

>>511426923 (OP)
ok, they detected an object, but what makes them think its hostile?

>>511440793
Oh shiza this captcha

>>511426923 (OP)
what is our best defense against this threat? how can I help? we need to start getting ready now, better safe than sorry

>>511436901
New Zealand? Why tf do people keep saying that? It’s a tiny island compared to every other landmass. Like if you wanted to build a serious bunker, you’d do it somewhere in the great Canadian Shield, the Himalayas or under Antarctica. Fuck NZ. That’s like building a house on sand.

>>511439162
>dark forest
Our planet has emanated biological signatures for at least 4billion years and became a possible honeypot essentially overnight. Tossing obsolete scout tech at our solar system to test any capabilities is a fair assumption

>>511439874
Why tho?

>>511426923 (OP)
They show up and eliminate only jews, what did cosmic shenanigans mean by this?

>>511440881
We don't know if it's hostile. But if it is, it's on the perfect path to basically hit Earth from a blind spot. We would have 2 months warning, and we ain't stopping this object in 2 months

>>511438916
im scared

>>511437634
>reach perihelion in late October/November....possibly to cloak maneuvers or deploy surveillance

so nothing is going to happen in November, even by this standard...

>>511440920
Biological signatures aren't really easy to pick up, and might not even be recognized by e.g. a technological race. However, the radio waves that we have been broadcasting since the early 1900s are a definitive tell. Based on that, and depending on how advanced the alien race is, we could have been reached by aliens within 10-60 lightyears, encompassing dozens of solar systems

>>511440900
Basically nothing. Maybe if we had 100-ish tsar bombas and managed to deploy and detonate them perfectly in sync we might be able to avoid the worst of it

>>511428939
holy shit its a rock in space just flew over my house!!!!

>>511440902
Because some people supposedly calculated that it would fare allright in the case of a nuclear winter. A mega-asteroid hitting would have similar effects. Unless it hits NZ...

>>511437885
Avi Loeb talks about interstellar aliens all the time, it's his schtick

>>511426923 (OP)
Nothing ever happens

>>511427169
/thread
Why is it always the alien shit they go for?

Do know what actually works hebes up in to in to their best orgasm sequence?

A man's sperm deep as can be inside her ready womb.

The issue of a species having no money to have children is naturally nowhere in any everywhere in the universe indeed. Only in a war of tiny and dwindling in the bullshitting traditional terroristic threats of Hell afterlife the ass left are gonna lose.
>>511427169
>>511427088

>>511426923 (OP)
If the aliens are hot qt space qt aliens that transmit via the internet we won't see their message in the UK because we're not allowed to see lewd without sharing our data on an open access web bucket

>>511426923 (OP)
>intergalactic
not likely

>>511426923 (OP)
land at my house please
I either want to be the first killed or the first to rape a ufo alien

>>511427169
HOLY SHIT, THIS IS ONLY THE 167th TIME THIS HAS BEEN POSTED IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS THREAD TO LET US KNOW!

>>511442197
Imagine missing out on the ayyyussy because you forgot to renew your porn-loisense lmao

>>511439492
They did the same when Biden was president and someone fonud the laptop of his son Hunter.

>>511427374
Roll harder, I'm sure we're doomed

NS WAR? FUCKING DOOMED!

>>511427258
indians need to be purified with fire

>>511428067
That's right!
The media told us they can't and they know everything!

>>511427333
how do you know they're illegal

>>511426923 (OP)

Lol.. You know they're desperate when they keep going back to the alien threat narrative...

Aren't we overdue for another false flag?

>>511442704
they're not white

>>511426923 (OP)
ok it seems fake, but if the pic is real, wtf could explain the lights being like that? certainly not something that exists naturally in space
What do the /pol/sci/ space experts think?

>>511435171
Sorry brother, gonna have to fight you. I'm 100% on the anime villain trope. Humanity must be purged. Everyone on this planed is inherently evil, we would be better off as their second class citizens. No human should have dominion over me.

>>511432946
Oh shid, nigga!
It's dat space riddla!

>>511427169
>post Ghislaine Maxwell pardon Epstein list

>>511434089
Now that's a quality post

>>511442980
you cant conclude anything from those pics, it could just be some lens flare for all we know
space fetishists are just so retarded that anything is an alien space ship, because they want it to be
like the space fetishist in this video https://youtube.com/shorts/ypzLvzzMck0?si=oUXjkB2FGOTzHybz

>>511435974
And low standards!
Ayyyy yes!

>>511426923 (OP)
How do they know the ayyys are slated to attack us in November?

This the latest distraction you guys will forget about in a few hours to avoid the cognitive dissonance you have over Epstein and Trump?

>>511441317
>encompassing dozens of solar systems
If we're counting since we started broadcasting it's more like 500 Sol-type stars. Maybe something's been flying our way for decades and we just don't know it.

>>511442980
Nothing to worry about

>>511443008
i'm with you. bad news for you human fags. but i would also probably be killed by an alien, because my other priority would be to rape an alien. on sight, i would try to fuck one. even if i die. even better if they come in peace though. imagine the story grtting back to their home world that they encountered our species and one of their alien cooks was raped by some Earth alien not long after they landed. how did i get in the kitchens? i'm very mysterious. i like choking too. hope they have necks.

>>511438916
That paper was written as a pedagogical exercise.
The inference for 0.005% is made from only three known objects, essentially the equivalent of saying your child will weight 1 quintillion as an adult based on weight gain within first year of life.
Even in the paper he is emphasizing this is a teaching tool, not an actual expectation of aliens, and the most likely outcome is a comet.

>>511426923 (OP)
BE AFRAID, GOY!

>>511439053
Did you remember to open it first to get at the tuna inside or did you go 100% yolo and teeth that bastard into submission?

i miss mass effect

>>511429673
The fact they use giant rocks for probes i think they are a type 1

>>511443499
sheeeeeeeeeeiiiit

>>511440900
Probably implementing a planet wide fascist state and killing 7.5 billion people and herding the remaining ones into 15 minute cities to serve the brave elites who just want slaves to abuse but not so many that the slaves might get uppity
Probably that one

>>511426923 (OP)
But do the aliens bring the Epstein list?

>>511443763
Replayed it recently. 2 is where it started going wrong imo. Also I think its backstory is weirdly similar to The Expanse.
>>511443815
What if they're not probes? What if they're projectiles that keep missing?

>>511443815
Or it means they were expecting to be observed and wanted to be sneaky.

>>511440923

>>511439663
seems like there should be an intermediate- or step-down between type 2 and 3. going from solar system level to galactic level... i think is makes more sense to have a type 3 in the process of spreading and harnessing galactic- quadrant levels of control.

>>511442319
Bloody tragedy, innit

>>511427864
What typically happens to societies when they are visited by more advanced civilizations?

>>511443584
No, it's made by considering the different possible approaches and assuming an asteroid could randomly come from any direction

>>511427333
Trump wants to eat those hotdogs first, half Satan

>>511426923 (OP)
why November specifically???? I dont get how they'd possibly know this unless the "aliens" told them or they have a spy on the space craft

>>511428067
Lmao this is the dumbest shit. A vacuum cleaner isn't actually making a vacuum. Even if it was, it's only doing it in a specific point, rather than encompassing the entire vehicle.

>>511426923 (OP)
all of galaxy has had enough with epstein files and they are coming for you now maga

>>511444314
You are aware we have these things called satellites that can determine the speed and trajectory of space objects.

ENLIST TO X-COM NOW, HELP SAVE THE PLANET FROM ALIEN INVADERS

>>511426923 (OP)
So the aliens called and said they would attack us on the way back from the sun?

>>511444200
They get raped to death while some parts of those societies put up resistence that they think is serious but is ultimately comedic while some members of the society side with the invaders to settle old scores and 90% of them die of invader disease, before, during or after being raped to death

>>511444122
I think type 3 is meant to be something that can spread across the galaxy instead of something that already has. It's more about capability than scale.

>>511443440
You have to consider the time it takes to travel to the broadcaster after detection. The likely dark forrest scenario is dedicated strike ships monitoring a couple dozen to hundred systems and striking as soon as they detect something, like nuclear subs. Continuing this train of thought, it's also unlikely the object itself is an alien ship. Much more likely to be an asteroid launched from the Oort cloud by the strike ship. We'll know if/when it displays non-gravitational acceleration, though it'd be too late by them

>>511434089
LOL

>>511439538
ahh yes

deep state put a 7 mile wide interstellar spaceship in the sky to distract us from stuff. Right. ok

>>511426923 (OP)
>POssibly
>Unknown
>Mysterious
>Potentially
>According to
>Small group of 'scientists'
Same energy as this skit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvjgIxuVdo4

>>511426923 (OP)
Aliens are fake and gay. They have always been a government psyop to hide the physical manifestation of demons.

>>511444314
More likely to be end of december/january. Assuming a course change at perihelion, and from there it would take about 2 months to get to us

>>511444392
We all know who this ends

>>511426923 (OP)
They're finally gonna dust off the blue beans

>>511444738
merry xmas heathens

>>511426923 (OP)
Fake&Grey. Only space Nazis are real. Get yourself ready and start redpilling those around you

>>511426923 (OP)
>POSSIBLE HOSTILE ALIEN THREAT
We're just not that fuckin lucky are we?

>>511428407
Those are air force Freemasons just tryna tap dat. Aliens are not real

>>511444200
They get free gibs and welfare!

>>511444738
right in time for my 35th birthday.

>>511444032
>projectiles that keep missing

then they can't hit for shit. we're fighting stormtroopers, and I like our odds of winning.

>>511439162
20km object travelling at 70km/s is dinosaur extinction tier, not necessarily planet/life annihilation tier, unless it contains some fusion/antimatter charge.

>>511445095
nobody cares about your birthday anon, stop seeking attention and validation on this anonymous board
>tits or gtfo

>>511445079
NOW WE CAN SPEND ALL OUR TIME PLAYING VIDEO GAMES

>>511444200
human on human contact, sure. but we're talking different species contact. this is a complete unknown.

I understand being worried about the possibility, but announcing like this without anything to back it up seems rather reactive

>>511438916
>estimated diameter of 20 km
If it's a fucking interstellar spaceship and has ANY Ill intentions we're already dead. Anything capable of sending a 20km object to another star system is 1000 years ahead of us in tech.
Which means it's a fucking rock

>>511445559
The laws of nature and entropy are universal

>>511444738
and that is with the assumption that it doesn't have some thruster-type technology that would allow it to create a non-natural (not using the planets to slingshot it around) movement towards earth, correct?

>>511445643
It could be both a rock and launched by another species

https://rumble.com/v4es9e2-how-a-pilot-ended-the-globe-parts-1-and-2.html?e9s=src_v1_cmd%2Csrc_v1_ucp_a

>>511445454

>>511444533
>Much more likely to be an asteroid launched from the Oort cloud by the strike ship.
If I was an ayy I'd set up ships in a grid around potential hot zones and send the rocks out to sweep and get picked up on the other side. There's no way the rocks are returning home any time soon but if you had someone to pick it up on the other side they could be used as mail carriers.
>>511445340
It's not like we're firing back though and they only have to hit once. Maybe they shoot loads like shotgun pellets.

>>511445812
No, it would still need some kind of thrusters to correct its course towards earth. Perihelion is just the most efficient moment to do that correction. If the thrusters can also accelerate the object even further we'd have less than 2 months

>>511441437
divert it is easy with a single tsar bomba.

>>511445980
Not nearly enough energy

GUYS

>2026

THIS SHIT LINES UP PERFECTLY WITH THE ALIEN INVASION DREAM THIS AUTIST SHARED ON 4CHAN

>>511445955
kinda hope its faster. if their arrival is inevitable, i would rather not wait. imo

>>511446106
https://imgur.com/a/end-times-4XipY

re-reading now. it was a really good fucking story.

>>511443499
I'm pretty sure people already figured out this is a pool the military uses to test originally non amphibious tanks/apc with specialized snorkels on the exhausts

>>511446620
Tires was fucking hilarious. I watched all of season 2 in one sitting with my brother.

>>511446620
>Russia is going to invade up through Mexico
yeah about that