I just took 800mg caffeine - /pol/ (#511431599) [Archived: 173 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: +zpHHsVyNorway
7/26/2025, 6:56:54 PM No.511431599
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My skin is prickly and my heart is racing, now what?
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Anonymous ID: NPq98RSuUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:58:45 PM No.511431727
you lift weights
unironically
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Anonymous ID: TVq+VsyZ
7/26/2025, 6:58:51 PM No.511431740
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>>511431599 (OP)
Anonymous ID: Rk/MgEHRUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:58:56 PM No.511431747
>>511431599 (OP)
Potential heart attack. You fucked up. Follow the directions.
Anonymous ID: KL0t17jMUnited States
7/26/2025, 6:59:51 PM No.511431806
>>511431599 (OP)
Now you win
Anonymous ID: DDoSu4D+United States
7/26/2025, 7:01:28 PM No.511431914
>>511431599 (OP)
Permanent (minor) heart damage is what's next. Just stay still so you don't raise your heart rate, make sure to drink a lot of water and when you come down like 6+ hours from now try to take a multivitamin or even better a magnesium and or Vitamin B12/B6/B complex
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Anonymous ID: wee/SG4fUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:01:52 PM No.511431947
RIP faggot
Anonymous ID: taewRJVeUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:02:05 PM No.511431964
>>511431599 (OP)
>If not larping

Pharmacist here.

You took a lot but not likely enough to kill you. Youre primary concern needs to be avoiding an arrhythmia. You need to call an ambulance, tell them you took 800mg of caffeine so they can give you beta blockers and possibly benzodiazepines.
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Anonymous ID: taewRJVeUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:03:19 PM No.511432055
>>511431914
Do not take magnesium right now. Do not mess with your electrolytes right now. You don't want any excitation being brought about by things like magnesium or potassium.
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Anonymous ID: 1tJI7IHfUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:03:49 PM No.511432096
>>511431599 (OP)
Drink water and sit down for like 4 hours. Don't lay down or stand up. Play a calming videogame or watch a movie or something to distract you.
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Anonymous ID: 6F2LqVMt
7/26/2025, 7:04:02 PM No.511432110
A heart attack. One less skin cancer yt in the world :)
Anonymous ID: CRa3TozaChile
7/26/2025, 7:04:07 PM No.511432119
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>>511431599 (OP)
Drink a lot of water, in small doses for the next five hours.
That way your kidneys and prostate won't suffer that much.
After this consider accepting Jesus Christ in your life.
You won't have much time to do so.
Have a memorable afternoon caffeinated anon.
Anonymous ID: +ftJWNSRUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:05:27 PM No.511432211
Ive been drinking a monster(punch) everyday for the past month due to long work hours. Sugar aside am I fucked?
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Anonymous ID: tujx6rJuUnited Kingdom
7/26/2025, 7:06:09 PM No.511432263
>>511431599 (OP)
Mom's spaghetti
Anonymous ID: EXTcw5FTUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:06:17 PM No.511432274
>>511431727
FPBP
Being high and working out is the absolute best.
Anonymous ID: JKaKPgxCCanada
7/26/2025, 7:06:57 PM No.511432326
>>511431599 (OP)
GO FULL BREIVIK

>https://goyimtv.com/v/2731847047/Mr-Bond---With-Jews-You-Lose
Anonymous ID: XkZ6JVH4United States
7/26/2025, 7:07:27 PM No.511432368
>>511431599 (OP)
Depends on your tolerance
>>511432096
this is actually very good advice, reduce physical activity to nothing and do breathing exercises
>>511431964
>>511432055
trust this guy, im not being sarcastic, pharmacist anon knows his shit.
Anonymous ID: EXTcw5FTUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:07:49 PM No.511432395
>>511432211
They took the monster energy drinks out of my local vending machines because some dude had a stroke from drinking too many every day.
Anonymous ID: 1tJI7IHfUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:08:27 PM No.511432439
>>511432211
My dad would drink 3 red bulls everyday when he was at work. He died of a stroke at 46. Don't drink too much caffeine.
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Anonymous ID: l7GtheLmUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:10:52 PM No.511432624
I used to work in a warehouse and would drink two green big monsters every day and I started getting splitting headaches. After a week or so of quitting drinking monster the headaches went away.

I have not drank a monster since
Anonymous ID: ZMmMl9QtSlovenia
7/26/2025, 7:12:07 PM No.511432714
>>511431599 (OP)
Wow, that's like 8 cups of covfefe. Big fucking deal. Take more. Keep taking it until something real happens.
Anonymous ID: oVTjCMtvUnited States
7/26/2025, 7:12:26 PM No.511432738
>>511431599 (OP)
800mg of weed should counteract it
Anonymous ID: XkZ6JVH4United States
7/26/2025, 7:12:31 PM No.511432743
>>511432439
>He died of a stroke at 46
I'm sorry bro.