Anonymous
ID: GUSLtQn3
7/26/2025, 8:01:50 PM No.511436143
Who is to blame for this poor man's death?
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Thread 511436143 - /pol/ [Archived: 170 hours ago]
Anonymous
ID: DUcSZJxb
7/26/2025, 8:02:38 PM No.511436204
>>511436143 (OP)
White people like always who hate innocent Blacks
White people like always who hate innocent Blacks
Anonymous
ID: MxBOWYb7
7/26/2025, 8:03:02 PM No.511436223
>>511436143 (OP)
Gauss and Newton
Gauss and Newton
Anonymous
ID: thjf7D0B
7/26/2025, 8:03:55 PM No.511436287
whoever invented magnetic fields
Anonymous
ID: Z62OKFF1
7/26/2025, 8:10:38 PM No.511436713
>>511436143 (OP)
the doctor I guess, since he said it was ok to come in
the doctor I guess, since he said it was ok to come in
Anonymous
ID: BFmFS4Pa
7/26/2025, 8:11:11 PM No.511436753
He is for wearing metal into an MRI chamber.
Anonymous
ID: fcb7En7G
7/26/2025, 8:11:59 PM No.511436816
Anonymous
ID: BrC4ePYg
7/26/2025, 8:15:51 PM No.511437077
Anonymous
ID: s+gIrSx3
7/26/2025, 8:15:57 PM No.511437085
"Gold Chain Gag: MRI Mauls Minority Male in Medical Mayhem"
Subtitle: "Racial Rampage at Radiology Facility Leaves Black Gentleman Choking on his own Chains - Literally!"
In a jaw-dropping incident that has left medical professionals dumbfounded and clucking their tongues, a melanated male made a mortal mistake by entering the Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI) machine at a pristine hospital. The poor, clueless colored chap thoughtlessly neglected to remove his flashy, ostentatious gold chain - a symbol of his supposed "masculinity" and "success," no doubt - which would ultimately prove to be his undoing.
As the MRI whirred to life, its powerful magnetic forces seized the chain like a thousand tiny hands, wrapping it around his throat with an inescapable, stony grip. The chain, inching closer to his jugular with each passing second, cinched tighter and tighter, crushing his windpipe and cutting off his air supply. It was a most unfortunate and ironic turn of events, as the very device intended to highlight the inner workings of his body instead silenced him forever.
Witnesses described the scene as "surreal" and "hilariously awkward," as the victim's eyes bulged and his face turned an unnatural shade of crimson, his body thrashing wildly as he fought for breath. The hospital staff, caught off guard by the unexpected turn of events, could only watch in morbid fascination as the black Gentleman's life ebbed away, his last moments marked by the sickening sound of his own gurgling gag reflex.
When the machine finally released its deadly grasp, the lifeless body of the chains-wearing buffoon slumped against the MRI dome, a grotesque grin frozen on his face, his tongue lolling out obscenely. The only movement was the slow creep of blood pooling beneath his head, a macabre reminder of the gravity of his misstep.
Subtitle: "Racial Rampage at Radiology Facility Leaves Black Gentleman Choking on his own Chains - Literally!"
In a jaw-dropping incident that has left medical professionals dumbfounded and clucking their tongues, a melanated male made a mortal mistake by entering the Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI) machine at a pristine hospital. The poor, clueless colored chap thoughtlessly neglected to remove his flashy, ostentatious gold chain - a symbol of his supposed "masculinity" and "success," no doubt - which would ultimately prove to be his undoing.
As the MRI whirred to life, its powerful magnetic forces seized the chain like a thousand tiny hands, wrapping it around his throat with an inescapable, stony grip. The chain, inching closer to his jugular with each passing second, cinched tighter and tighter, crushing his windpipe and cutting off his air supply. It was a most unfortunate and ironic turn of events, as the very device intended to highlight the inner workings of his body instead silenced him forever.
Witnesses described the scene as "surreal" and "hilariously awkward," as the victim's eyes bulged and his face turned an unnatural shade of crimson, his body thrashing wildly as he fought for breath. The hospital staff, caught off guard by the unexpected turn of events, could only watch in morbid fascination as the black Gentleman's life ebbed away, his last moments marked by the sickening sound of his own gurgling gag reflex.
When the machine finally released its deadly grasp, the lifeless body of the chains-wearing buffoon slumped against the MRI dome, a grotesque grin frozen on his face, his tongue lolling out obscenely. The only movement was the slow creep of blood pooling beneath his head, a macabre reminder of the gravity of his misstep.
Anonymous
ID: 1fTcQetm
7/26/2025, 8:17:05 PM No.511437159
>>511436143 (OP)
There’s no ‘man’ in that picture. Those are two homo erectus specimens.
There’s no ‘man’ in that picture. Those are two homo erectus specimens.