He was right about Donald chump and his cronies, a carton of eggs costs $20 now. Thereโs literally no job market and I canโt feed my two cats
>>511441626I hate those smiling cartoon syringesโ faces so much its unreal
>>511441620 (OP)ZIMGOLD FRUMPF
https://youtu.be/URgiq25LGyk?si=F5ctCA4Saw7P5Rfz
>>511441628Same. They look like Dollar Store Rick and Morty characters
>>511441624Tim should hire Colbert to relocate to Minnesota and do a local show
>>511441631I actually remember these
>>511441626A literal fucking cult is what this is.
>>511441624>he always told truth to powerWhat universe is this old fuck living in? Colbert was the most shameless establishment shill on tv
>>511441634How easy would it be for Trump to take him out?
>>511441638It would be harder than locking up Hillary.
>>511441626My apartment building still has a REMAIN SIX FEET APART AT ALL TIMES sign in the laundry room
Crazy how fast that entire era got memory holed. Ask a normie about life in 2020-2022 and their face just blanks out. Lead paint stare.
>>511441635The irony. If you're MAGA you're in a cult too. Only independents are truly awake.
Here's why its a good thing
>>511441636Itโs like when liberals say crap like โif I wanted an alternative opinion, Iโd watch The View!โ, fucking disgusting. They donโt know what an alternative opinion is. Like when Colbert was taken aback by Stewartโs opinion that Covid came from a lab. He is 100% on the bandwagon. Heโs incapable of thinking for himself.
>>511441642that's Independent to you
>>511441620 (OP)i guess you havent been paying attention to 4channel this week, this place likes this kind of HILARIOUS "nlumpf!! two scoops! two scoops!" comedy. didnt you see how much they loved the nu South Park? time to apolgize to Colbert and Kimmel for all the years of ribbing them now that we all love this kind of comedy! APOLOGIZE NOW, CHUDDIES!!!
>>511441641Because deep down they donโt want to be remembered as part of the problem, probably.
>>511441643why she look like Butthead in a red wig?
>>511441631>6 bucks for a pintChrist. Is Ben and Jerry's even that good? I can get really good local ice cream for 4 bucks for a half gallon.
>>511441626I had to bust out laughing when I saw this
>>511441641It's crazy how close we were to rolling out a nationwide vaxx passport system to access any services, receive medical care, go to the store. To all the chuds that protested and made life hell for the people trying to enforce vaxx rules, thank you.
>>511441650No it's mass-produced, preservative filled goyslop unironically. Local ice cream is probably healthier
>>511441653Gas was $8 in Northern California in summer 2022. No one remembers that either.
colbe
md5: 97c66402497558cfc4d41f26b01a59d7
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>>511441647SEETHE MORE, RACIST BIGOT! 32 FELONIES, EPSTEIN LIST! NEED I SAY MORE??? IS IT TOO LATE TO BRING IN KAMALA???
Im going to miss the two scoops memes
>>511441627He's telling the truth. I'm one of the cats
The median viewer of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert was 68 years old.
>>511441620 (OP)Ain't he cancelled basically because the show losing money?
>>511441656try to find this post now. they yanked it
>>511441642You can support some MAGAt things and not support others
>>511441647>>511441658even if he was on the list, he wasn't, if he was it would have been leaked in 2020 or 2024, but even if he was, so what? still better than any position colbert and his friends have
>>511441635do you know what a cult is?
>>511441665No he had the most successful show on television. The reason it got cancelled is that lil donnie the diaper shitting fascist (or as I like to call him AGENT KRASNOV because hes a KGB asset for Putin) was threatened by a wholly independent, powerful voice calling out his lies and being a roadblock to his nazi takeover of America so he silenced him
>>511441672>had the most successful show on television.this could actually be true and yet still mean jack shit because nobody watches television
>the gloves are off
>im going to continue to make passive aggressive remakes at you
Since i'm a turd worlder, i want to ask honestly do all late night shows basically a political farce nowadays? And who's the least cringe from all late night shows host? so far i knew colbert and kimmel is the worst
why are they always so angry?
>>511441627I can get 60 eggs for 14 dollars. Not that it matters. Neither Biden or Trump influence egg prices.
>>511441679the bap network told me this is my greatest ally
>>511441678Literally no one under 65 watches these shows. Occasionally some clips will go viral but no one actually sits down and watches any variant of "Late Night with Irrelevant 00's Comedian"
>>511441678Yes, they're all garbage bought and paid for propaganda vehicles now, wholly controlled by the DNC.
And the least cringe is probably Jimmy Fallon solely because he's the only one that at least tries to pretend his show is still for entertainment and not preaching. The other ones don't even hide the fact that they're just propagandists now.
>>511441649That's what happens when Matthew Broderick's (AKA the Bane of Sinn Fein) cock rips your jaw off as he slams the hammer down to kill some irish and you're thrown through the windshield.
>>511441684and everyone over 65 just use them to fall asleep
>>511441679This was one of the most kino moments of the election
>You donโt own America goy, we do
>>511441645>everyoneyou mean useless middle class email jobs
all the people that make society function were forced to continue working despite the "pandemic" so cunts like her could get paid to dance in her apartment for a whole fucking year
>>511441650>Is Ben and Jerry's even that good?It's good, not the best, and very overpriced. They enjoy a "premium" image in the marketplace which is undeserved.
>>511441620 (OP)BLOMPRF THIS IS NOT OVER!!!
>>511441661That actually means her gums are healthy especially for her age.
>They made one mistake, they left me alive
>>511441676I've never seen this with audio
What's he saying
Colbert just seems like the biggest cuck known to man unironically
>>511441620 (OP)His fucked up ear was brought to my attention recently and now it's all I can think about whenever I see him
>>511441693>le wacky face manAdmittedly he was good with facial expressions early in his career through the Colbert Report.
Now he just looks old, tired, weak, and pathetic. Washed up and desperately sticking to what worked in the past.
>>511441693...not after that 15th jab
>>511441634translation: Colbert is going to attempt to monkeybranch into podcasting before his late night grift dies
>>511441645Stupid fucking cunt. I lost a 300 k a year job and became a severe alcoholic
>>511441699that face and his mention of colbert report made me think he would bring back the old character. he was way funnier back then
>>511441701he should co host Michelle's podcast
>>511441702I quit drinking and got my life on track
>>511441705Nice. My life was on track for the first time in my life and then covid happened lmao. Im just full of excuses though like every alcoholic
>>511441673subject... does not.... know... what a... cult .... is.
He going to pull a Tucker and start a Twitter show?
It will one day be the year 2050 and /tv/ will still be butthurt that this guy questioned the omniscience of the orange pedo retard king
>>511441707Nta but i looked up the definition(s) of cult and it seemed to fit so can you tell me what im missing? Im guessing you have a very specific definition of a cult and would disregard all the definitions given by Google amd only say that yours is right?
>>511441708he should bring back Colbert Report as a twitter show and it'd be hugely successful
>>511441706It's never too late anon. I was drinking a pint of vodka before noon every day.
>>511441634Mick Foley bit his ear half off
>>511441715I say all those things and I look like that
>>511441715So how about you give your definition of a cult then so I can understand your perspective
>>511441712Im sober now. Drank myself to death nearly twice. 2nd time I woke up in hospital and saw my dad crying for the first time in my life so I stopped. The lesson ive learned is that life can always get worse. There is no such thing as rock bottom.
>>511441713If only. That image is fake for the free exposure to the camwhore.
>>511441721I know, but it still cracks me up.
>>511441719Im.not the faggot that said the original comment dude. Either give your definition or stop replying
>>511441634>The gloves are offDoesn't sound very sanitary
>>511441620 (OP)No more USAID money! Watch the commie talking heads fall!
Eat shit, enemy collaborator.
>>511441725that's right. he's going in RAW
>>511441726Holy fuck a literal baby boomer is on /tv/. How many bumper stickers are on your car?
>>511441718Cheers man, glad you were able to turn it around
>>511441634He looks so gay it makes my skin crawl.
>>511441720She even has a chain to signify that she is a slave to the confines of society.
>>511441699It's weird, he never gave me the ick like he does now back in the 2000's. He was actually funny. If I were only familiar with the way he is now, I never would have thought that possible.
But seriously. Why hasnโt Trump released the Epstein files?
>>511441620 (OP)Lol USAID dried up huh Colbert?
>>511441735because he's in them you retard. epstein was a mossad agent tasked with getting blackmail material for every important american. every republican, every democrat, every ceo was fucking children on that island as mossad filmed them
the files will never be released because every single politician would kill themselves immediately
>>511441624Why are Dems such faggots? Do they even lift?
>>511441702You are weak and an unvirtuous person. The fact that you had a 300k/yr job in the first place also proves that you are a whore willing to bend the knee to the whim of academia and business for paltry short-term material gain.
>>511441639kill yourself psyopped faggot homunculus
Man that Colbert guy is real funny
>*applies for a reverse mortgage*
He isn't afraid to stand up to Trump
>*purchases several thousand dollars worth of gift cards*
Cancelling his show is censorship
>*sells the family farm to blackrock*
We need to resist fascism
>*gambles social security check at the casino*
>>511441650All marketing. You can find much better wherever you live, for cheaper or Ben and Jerry's price range.
>>511441641Eh. Here in Europe, they remember the lockdowns, they remember social distancing, they remember governments enforcing new rules every week without notice. But they never acknowledge that it was basically just a flu that caused all of it and that they were coerced into mass compliance by the state, because that would break the illusion that they live in a free and liberal society led by socially responsible representatives of democracy.
>>511441737Why not just lower the age of consent if they're all in on it anyway?
>>511441637I hate these open marxists so much.
>>511441645Leftists have literally zero concept of the scale of industry and logistics that exists to deliver their modern quality of life. They sincerely imagine that society can simply be restructured into a commune of coffee shops, libraries and community gardens where their iPhone is made by the local iPhone-making hobbyist.
>I am not crazy! I know he swapped those scoops. I knew it was 32 flavors. One after Basskin Robins. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just โ I just couldnโt prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the ice cream shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? Heโs done worse. That soft serve! Are you telling me that a McDonald's ice cream machine just happens to break like that? No! He orchestrated it! Donny! He defecated in the rocky road! And I saved him! And I shouldnโt have. I invited him onto my own show! What was I thinking? Heโll never change. Heโll never change! Ever since he was on the escalator, always the same! Couldnโt keep his scoop out of the ice cream! But not our Donny! Couldnโt be precious Donny! Scooping them blind! And HE gets to be a president? What a sick joke! I shouldโve stopped him when I had the chance! โฆAnd you, you have to stop him! You-
>>511441626>2 more weekswhen are you retards giving it a fucking rest already? Literally billions of shots used, no worldwide vaccine genocide of any kind going on years later. You were dead wrong about the vaccine. Simply dead wrong, give it a fucking rest.
Bros I got the jab so I could fuck a girl raw and I did it and I nutted in her pussy and had a pregnancy scare and it wasn't worth it. Now I'm gonna die in like 5 years pray for my soul
This recent Colbert saga has really highlighted just how retarded boomer liberals are. Is this what most people in Muttland are like?
>>511441755>Is this what most people in Muttland are like?No. We clearly have liberal fatigue, faggot fatigue and nigger fatigue and we did something about it, unlike 90% of the rest of the first world countries.
>>511441751This is true. On the other hand, right-wing populists sincerely believe that their modern quality of life can be supported by american jobs for american men being paid american wages, which is less farcical but nonetheless false.
>>511441757I don't disagree, people who think America can go full autarky and somehow be even more wealthy and successful are also retarded.
>>511441624anyone who says "truth to power" invariably is the biggest eater of authority ass there is
>>511441750you can see how their crooked nose faces just scream their political views
>>511441739Yeah but I bought a nice house outright with all the money i saved up and you still live at home with your parents though, you know what I mean man?
>>511441620 (OP)No more USAID money for you jew puppet
>spend 10 years criticizing a specific politician/party including 4 years they were in charge
>tv show gets cancelled by network because of falling ratings, audience only consisting of irrelevant boomers and hemoraging money
>THEY ARE SILENCING LE EPIC HARD HITTING JOURNALISTS
I'm not even American or a Drumpf fanboy, but these people are so unbelievably disingenuous
and unlikable you can't help but wanting to see the Democrats and their media machine burn
>>511441634why did he keep the gloves on?
>>511441624Rejected at the ballot box.
>>511441768Republicans can't comprehend that liberals are being nice to them by not talking about insane conspiracies, they literally just report on things trump does and it pisses them off. They report on the civil suit that shows drumpf is a rapist and they get mad about it Republicans are mad at reality, they feel privileged to not have to bear the truth, and they will attempt to hold Obama to some standard that they never held a single Republican to. roaches
>>511441771Why is this post layed out so badly? Are you underage?
Stephen Colbert has that one joke which is also the same joke Kimmel is known for in addition to that fagot who had his band taken away from him as a cost cutting measure.
thank god he was wrong about Trump and we live in the best possible timeline
>>511441749So they can still keep arresting and controlling regular people. Think, anon!
>>511441754Don't worry, it's safe and effective. Trump got the jab too, and he's still alive.
>>511441777>teen pussy is only good if the common people are denied access to itI swear the american elite have been dumbstruck by some kind of subsaharan mind virus or something. Even Israel has an age of consent of 16, and they're supposed to be the experts on vertical socialism.
>>511441775Yeah its completely my fault. Im weak willed ;^)
>>511441694https://youtu.be/A-HUbdEAxo8?t=51
>>511441633The Jimmy Fallon one is pretty damn good. The Stephen Colbert one isnโt half bad either.
>t. icecream man
>>511441643this bitch looks like she ate the WALL wit dem wombat teeth
>>213104521Reminder he literally, not figuratively thought little boys needed tampons AND swallowed a horse.
>>511441641Remember when the normies were hoarding toilet paper?
>>511441647all of those threads followed the same starting format, samefagging OP is blatantly obvious. Media controlled faggots arenโt all that bright, so you lot arenโt exactly great at hiding your work. (Nobody watches South Park anymore, or makes threads about it for fucks sake.)
>>511441652I think the years of vaxx propaganda was so apparent, that even some normies caught on. The media is a bought and paid for machine, and will sell you the lies the corporations that own the outlets want you to be programmed with. There are still absolute festering retards out there with a dingleberry for a brain hanging from the inside of their nearly vacant skulls that still donโt understand the news media, entertainment media, and social media, are tools to be used AGAINST the population. There is no good vs. evil, itโs stupid vs. idiot, and you are a puppet thatโs made to bitch, bicker, and seethe at others in a forced tribalistic, political and philosophical disagreement that will keep you locked in, staring at each other until the end of time, rather than ever looking up at those responsible for all the problems. Get your shit fucking sorted ffs
>>5114417862 days worth of food but 30 days of toilet paper
>>511441771Do you remember when hashtags Me Too ended as a movement because Tara Reade was accusing Biden of rape, and had contemporary evidence of her Mom calling in to Larry King?
>>511441620 (OP)So.......
>adjusts tie smiles into cameraSo...did you hear about this?
>adjusts glasses smirks into cameraGet this....
>takes deep breath to deliver punch lineRONDALE GABLUMPF
>audience erupts in laughter, people are crying, on audience member starts masturbating in the aisle, foundation of the ed sullivan theatre begins to crack Yeah, RONDALE ZABLUMPF ORANGE LITTLE HANDS, amirite?
>>511441644What IS this fabled alternative view?
>>511441620 (OP)Lol you fags are such snowflakes.
>>511441795haha yeah great joke, thank you Pfizer buddies, we really taught capitalism a lesson
>>511441753More people have died due to the shot than died from COVID. Itโs just not reported on in the same way that the COVID deaths were over reported.
>>511441799No you don't understand media organizations that get sponsored by pharmaceutical companies would totally be interested exposing said companies and stopping the gravy train, Pfizer had never made a bad or harmful product, Moderna is not profit driven, any person of science that speaks out against this is a quack and will be rightfully blacklisted by the media and acadmic machines, science bless us all.
>>511441637imagine how much money oliver is losing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URgiq25LGyk
>>511441650It was good like 20 years ago but it's pure slop now
>>511441627How come no one ever mentioned egg prices until Trump took office despite a dozen eggs being $6 for the past five years?
>>511441643He didnโt get fired though, theyโre just not renewing his contract
>>511441650Not really. It's always aimed for those wanting something "all natural" but there are much cheaper alternatives. They marketed themselves as premuim which is why most people buy normal ice cream and only Ben and Jerries when they are needing something more for company.
>>511441728The vast majority of people who watch Colbert are decrepit boomers themselves.
>>511441764yeah i'm sure only fans prostitutes can buy a lot with their cock sucking too, you tell that loser with morals!
>>5114417864chan helped recommend that for me and it turned out good because my local store was out of toilet paper for weeks after. Thanks anons.
>>511441624Funny how Kameltoe lost but keeps a fairly low profile while Tim Walz is still seething.
>>511441764is that why you became an alcoholic loser?
>>511441634he's gonna pull a Howard Beale
>>511441650No
Pic related is still the best
Im sure hell find work as a VA
>>511441817We know. Now go back to Discord.
>>511441643Those are dentures, aren't they?
>>511441624Tim Walz is so astroturfed, you can tell dems are grooming him for the next election because they need a "safe" white guy pick
>>511441650LIDL has far superior icecream, unironically
>>511441815This is the ice cream black people were opening up and licking in the store.
>>511441645>making bread ... and making arttry harvesting wheat or manufacturing a modern oven or even making a paintbrush out of a stick and hair
>>511441634Oh no he's gonna call Blumfp a jerk!
>>511441653>>511441669forty million in losses is worth a clean conscious
>>511441786that wasn't "normies" that was boomers
Ok, thatโs it the gloves are off! You know, I've been trying to keep this civil, but screw that! Trump and his cronies have finally done it. They've managed to get my show canceled because of their petty, power-hungry bullshit. And you know what? I'm done playing nice!
This country is going to hell in a handbasket, and it's all because of that orange buffoon and his cult of morons. They've turned this nation into a freaking joke, and now they're coming for the few voices left that dare to speak the truth. Well, not on my watch!
Trump is a fucking idiot, a con artist, and a goddamn embarrassment to this country. He's surrounded himself with a bunch of yes-men and women who are too stupid to see that he's leading them straight into the fucking abyss. And now, because of him, my show is gone. Fuck that!
You know what else? Fuck you, Trump! Fuck you and your fucking base of brain-dead, flag-waving, gun-toting, Bible-thumping idiots! You're all a bunch of fucking sheep, blindly following that narcissistic, orange-faced, tiny-dicked fuckwit straight into oblivion.
This is America, for fuck's sake! The land of the free and the home of the brave, not the land of the stupid and the home of the fucking cowardly. But no, we've got to put up with this fucking circus because a bunch of ignorant, close-minded, red-hatted morons can't handle the truth.
So go ahead, Trump, you fucking piece of shit! Cancel my show, silence my voice, but know this: you might win the battle, but you'll never win the war. Because as long as there are people like me who aren't afraid to call a fucking spade a spade, you and your fucking regime will always be exposed for the fucking frauds that you are!
Fuck you, Trump! Fuck you and your fucking America!
>>511441678literally no one watches them
>>511441728no one under the age of 60 watched colbert
his show was exclusively for boomers
>>511441624>pulled no punches>posts a picture of them together as buttbuddieswhat did he mean by this?
>>511441755boomers are quite literally dropping like flies and dying off en masse
the us is getting much more conservative. liberal fatigue was getting really bad. the pendulum always swings the other way and that's what's happening
CBS should just go ahead and cut him loose and hire Theo Von to sit in the theatre with no audience and take live calls from people from 11:30-12:30 each night. I'm not a huge Theo Von guy, but it would get not only a similar audience in respects to numbers to tune in, but a younger one.
>>511441700He didnโt take it. Shekelberg at Big Pharma gives his loyal Shills the fake dose so they can keep shilling.
>>511441624On a scale of 1 to George Soros, how jewish is this image.
>>511441800>>511441799>Millions of people have died from teh vax>You just don't know any, for some reasonYou were wrong, fuck off.
>>511441620 (OP)Why are rightwingers incapable of being funny? This whole thread is boring and lame. You make it every day and it's never been funny.
>>511441837this nigga sounds boosted
>>511441841>Posts a basedjack and proves me rightYou're not funny. you don't even make each other laugh.
>>511441702you wouldn't last a day in the real world if that was enough to send you over the edge
>>511441838>boring and lameJust like Colbert which is why his show got canned lol.
>>511441846Isn't he a vegetable now?
>>511441846How is this funny though?
>>511441624Isn't Tim Walz the guy who chugs horse spunk like a magic the gathering player chugs code red mountain dew? Why would I listen to some dude who drink horse jizz.
>>511441848notice the literal child in the background.
>>511441846Only funny thing he ever did was being named "Christman" while being jewish.
>>511441850So it's funny because a child coincidentally also wore a red tshirt and black shorts? That doesn't seem like a barrel of laughs.
>>511441846His family are incredibly wealthy (like all leftists) which is how his podcast got famous
>>511441847he had a massive stroke. i think he's still wheel chair bound and isn't back to normal verbally. have no idea how permanent any of that is, but its been over a year, i think.
its pretty funny how chapo is a complete shell of itself without him
>>511441851hes not jewish. hes, i think, german ethnicity from wisconsin. he got a stroke because of his fatass wisonsin german diet.
>>511441838I think million dollar extreme/Sam Hyde is hilarious, since like 2016 though the right wing edgy humor has been pushed out of Hollywood. I think the pendulum is swinging the other way hard now which I don't like as well.
Colbert went to the island.
Shouldn't be a surprise, just look at his demonic smile.
>>511441856>I think million dollar extreme/Sam Hyde is hilariousIn what way is he funny?
>>511441855A guy getting fired on tuesday for pulling nutsack monday is absurdist humor. Your comic presents a funny thing, that I can explain where the humor lies. Which is something I've never seen rightoids be able to do. It's not really a valid comparison.
So again, when was a rightist ever funny?
>>511441859The creator of that comic is a rightoid.
>>511441860I didn't say it made me laugh. I said I could explain how it was meant to be funny, not that it succeeded.
he's gonna be insufferable next 10 months.
>>511441624Walz and I have a lot in common. For example, we both will never be president or vice president.
>>511441855But it is Saturday, not Monday or Tuesday
>>511441852Real life of the party this guy.
>>511441863Honestly he should just go all out like
>>511441829at least itโd be funny
>>511441750what do you have against marx lol he was an economics philosopher
give the book Capital a try. it will bore you to death. pages upon pages on which factors of production give products their value and the problems with each approach, discussed from a philosophical and mathematical stand point. it really isn't propaganda, it's more like a college book