For ale I quest

>>511448661 (OP)
beer has more phytoestrogens than s0i, its about as unmanly a thing as you can drink
>b-but the kike tv shows told it was manly to drink beer!!1!
exactly

>>511448775
Ok incel

>>511448661 (OP)
>be 18
>grab 2 40s
>clerk asks for ID
>put down the money on the counter
>leave with beer

No one is going to bother chasing you or whatever

Fare thee well pilgrim
>>511448775
thems fightin words, prepare to phyte oer estrogen

>>511448996
My friends move was to drop some change on the floor and slowly pick it up when there is a long line behind him. The cashier will feel rushed and forget to ask for your id. Another move was to put on Mechanic clothes and run your hands on your tires to get grease all over them. Only works at indian places tho.

>>511448661 (OP)
Godspeed brave liquor wizard. May you encounter no orcs or goblins in your travels.

>>511448661 (OP)
Just about to light a joint myself.

>>511449324
Based. I will be ripping the bong and reading Conan the Complete collection when I het back.