>>511463846 (OP)
that is, without a doubt, the shittiest tattoo I have ever seen

>>511463846 (OP)
I don't have any friends

literally looks like a scribble
what a tard

>>511463954
I think it's better than most. It doesn't try to be anything but graffiti

>>511463846 (OP)
Nigga just looks dirty LMAO

What the fuck was he thinking?

>>511463846 (OP)
friend tatted a giant swastika on my cheekbone.

NOT A GOOD IDEA

>>511463846 (OP)
tattoos are such an ick

>>511463954
Imagine when he puts his arm down and it just looks like he has a bunch of black streaks on his arm. The tattoo artist should've cut this idiot off like he was in a bar.

>>511464000
The parasites in your brain count, kike.

>>511463846 (OP)
The new Borderlands skin looks bussin!

>>511463846 (OP)
>yet another tattoo thread
Are there even jannies anymore?

>>511464007
Every tattoo looks like a toilet scribble.
The public toilet look.

Kinda like it. Both meaningless but you'll have people trying to figure out what it could be. Plus the line variations look slick.

>>511463846 (OP)
I'm not really a tattoo enjoyer in general, but what the fuck was this guy thinking?

>>511463846 (OP)
Did the tattoo artist have a stroke?

>>511464000
I have a feeling you'll have a bunch of cool roommates with matching tattoos to be friends with soon.

>>511463846 (OP)
left my prime flesh light virgin gf because she kept getting more and more tattoos and refused to stop

>>511464111
I had a one night stand with your mother but we're not friends

>>511463846 (OP)
I got one and regret it but it's whatever, the positive side is it is a perfect piece and I get compliments about it all the time. It would feel like shit to get a bad tattoo, I feel I got lucky with a super-talented artist at a good price, this guy travels all over the world doing custom tattoos and just happened to be in the shop when I wanted to get mine done

>>511464096
May I see it?

>>511464230
are you bene israel or beta israel?

why would you even get a tattoo if you are not a sailor, a convict or a soldier?

>>511464000
Cool join the idf and shoot pali niggers faggot.

Apparently it's a trend right now.

>>511464036
>t. never seen graffiti
that’s more like someone using scrap paper to clean their brush. even whore doodles are better than that bullshit

>>511463846 (OP)
I don't have a tattoo nor do I want one but /pol/'s obsession with tats is pathetic.

>My life sucks and I'm miserable so let me get angry at random people online for making a fashion choice

>>511464189
Why you eat shit of homeless niggers tho

>>511463846 (OP)
All of them. I’m probably the only person I know without tattoos. Aside from a few people in my family. Even in my family, the young ones are getting them and one of them want talk to me now for upwards of a year because I criticised the practice and told her her tattoos were offensive and that I didn’t want my children seeing that shit when they were throwing criticism at my family. And I decided tattooed faggots were a bad influence and two can play that game. Sadly.

>>511464245
May I see it?

>>511463846 (OP)
That isn't a tat, it's a marker. Anyone who would actually get a tat like that should be euthanized

>>511463846 (OP)
>yo dawg, gimme the oil change in a tank top

>>511463846 (OP)
Pretty shitty tat desu

>>511464250
i did that laser treatment on it so it's mostly gone. stupid expensive and time costly. very uncomfortable. very fucking stupid. for any young anons, don't be fucking retarded like me.

i also fucked up my vision. i used to take it for granted. anons, don't fuck up your vision. trust me!! it fucking sucks to not be able to read words 15 feet in front you without glasses

>>511464299
I don't man most graffiti here is just rand lines like this

>>511464327
>May I see it?

I'm the zesty nigger

>>511464321
*wont talk to me

>>511463846 (OP)
Doodleniggers get the rope.

>>511464371
The tattooing or the lasering?

>>511463846 (OP)
Holy shit I looked it up. OP's tattoo was the INSPIRATION PIC HAHAHAHAHAH. This nigga saw this and thought, "yes please I want my arm to look this fucked up for the rest of my life"

Here's what he actually got

>>511464263
There's still a few tribal cultures around who do tattoos, so I guess that would be a valid reason.

>>511463846 (OP)
Looks like my arm after I reach deep into dirty machinery

>>511463846 (OP)
>>511463954
You motherfuckers re fucking dumb. It’s a fucking meme he drew on himself with sharpie.

This board is shit and I don’t know what happened to our designated refugee party site.

>>511463846 (OP)
At least it’s not another thousand sticker tattoos.

>>511464429
take a guess
>>511464096

>>511464478
Lasering?

>>511464443

>>511464309
It's a culture issue in my mind. Tattoos once upon a time belonged to specific groups of people and carried certain meanings. They were a sign of something meaningful. Now they're just a consumer product like everything else.

Having no tattoos makes me feel superior. I'm pure and mentally unbreakable while the proles run around covered in doodleshits from a brochure.

>>511464443
those look like the vaporwave racing stripes that were on everything from Styrofoam cups to Ford Probes in 1994

>>511464443
Well at least that's slightly better. It at least looks intentional. But what were these two guys thinking?

>>511464309
>fashion choice
Nigger. Fashion is the fucking clothes you wear, the accessories, and makeup. All of those things can be swapped around, taken off, or added to at any time.

Tats are permanent doodles on your fucking skin. It's less a statement of fashion and more a statement of mindless trend chasing and poor long-term thinking.

>>511463954
yes

>>511464131
Stop asking this in every fucking thread you autist.

Mention that our governments re controlled by Israel via pedophile proxies.
These threads exist for a reaosn

>>511463846 (OP)
>Former friends

>>511464447
After a while that is just the same thing. Their “tribal culture” is commercialised and in fact is a stupid, backwards and barbaric practice anyway. Getting tattoos all over your face and body is heathen behavior. Culture is not equal or relative.

>>511464511
yes.

The problem with people is that they want to do something huge but they also want to have it be cheap. So some guy walks in and says "I WANNA FULL SLEAVE FOR 200$!!!!' ...We'll obviously it's gonna suck. I myself do not have tats but I do a bunch of artsy stuff and have had few friends over the years and most people don't understand the more complicated a thing is the longer and expensive it's going to be. At a certain point with these idiots it's just like yeah wtv you want if you're paying for it.

>>511464597
I call them doodleniggers

>>511463846 (OP)
Yeah, everybody in my family except for the women. Thankfully, I was smart enough not to get one. I would rather keep a drawing in a frame rather than on my body.

>>511464792
Can't they just cover your eyes while they shoot a fucking laser at your face? That seems like malpractice.

I was gonna get a tattoo like ancient Roman in theme of obos es ovos but I decided against it.

>>511463954
it's better than most tbqh

>>511463846 (OP)
My neighbour tattooed a neverwinter nights logo on his neck.

>>511464914
Eggs?

>>511463846 (OP)
No, tattoos are a slippery slope with most people I know. They start with one small one that can be covered up and end up covering themselves in the ensuing years.

Back in the day there was an effort to have some kind of cohesion with tattoo layouts, now everyone just covers themselves with random doodles, it’s awful.

>>511465003
May I touch your penis?

>>511464443
Well. He has a tattoo in the first place. So he's a retard. That's all you need to know.

>>511465003
Probably this.

>>511464443
OP's look like paint smudges. This one looks like frayed ropes tied around the arm.

I'm inspired.

>>511465099
No thank you.

>>511464189
Holy shit kek

>>511464189
Oof

>>511463846 (OP)
tattoos are for faggots and for women who enjoy anal
real mens tattoos are combat scars

>>511464443
>>511463846 (OP)
i wonder how many times hes been asked if hes got paint on him

>>511464514
>>511464627
And that matters to you why?

I've literally never cared even when I was a total /pol/ tard and tried to convince myself I cared because of "muh degeneracy" o algo

rate my tattoo

I’m thinking about getting a tattoo. I want an anime girl with her skull open and her cutting it with a razor blade and the razor slashes going all the way down her spine.

>>511464908
the vision thing is unrelated to the tattoo

>>511464096
>>511464371
Post shit tier swastika on face

>>511463846 (OP)
The best way to fix tattoo regret is to get another one.

>>511465316
gay/faggot
why did you sleeve?
what are you hiding?
why do you support foreign nationalism
and why did you write it on your skin?

everything about this picrel is entertainingly dumb

>>511463846 (OP)
I mostly know women who get tattoos, and it's always silly shit.
Even when it's "meaningfull' to them, it's objectively something stupid and it shows how shallow their emotions, spirituality and imagination are.

>>511464000
>>511464189

jew, get dibs on 8675309

>>511464443
Kinda looks like a powerup you'd see in an anime

>>511465316
Why not just wear an actual nazi armband?

>>511465187
who makes these lol

Rate my tattoo idea niggers

>>511465287
>o algo
Can you jakniggers go five fucking seconds without outing yourselves

>>511464443
this one makes me think about picrel, he can always pretend that he converted.

>>511463846 (OP)
Yes. I have friends who are retarded.

>>511463954
It's bad but i've seen worse.

>>511465592
>jakniggers
What?

>>511464312
nigger you got rekt, accept it and move on.

>>511465187
kek i dont doubt it

>>511465438
>>511465485

https://archive.ph/8qaJA

>>511465398
Oh what happened?

>>511463846 (OP)
Holy shit how retarded do you have to be to get literal scribbles tattooed on you?

>>511463846 (OP)
At a glance I thought this person got knifed by a muslim, who would get such a dumb tattoo?

>>511464131
make the fucking thread you want yourself instead of complaining like a faggot, nobody comes here especifically to entrertain your faggots ass

>>511464476
You can see where his skin is raised around the ink, it's not sharpie.

>>511465463
Do they have bots that reserve gets because it sure seems like it

>>511464000
I can be your goyfriend, we can share ideas, draw little comics together, play video games. Fun stuff.

>>511463846 (OP)
Holy shit I am laughing over here. What a fucking retard. The only redeeming quality about this degenerate piece of shit is that he at least has the decency of regret.

>>511463846 (OP)
Meh could be worse

>>511464845
the idea of having a tattoo is shit in the first place regardless of how good is the artist, if you want a mural of george floyd on your bedroom ceiling instead of the usual white it doesn't matter if you hire michaelangelo for it

>>511463846 (OP)
I kept mine simple and back then it was only society's outliers who got them, bikers, rock/punks, and my case, sailors. Unfortunately the once-called nautical star got stolen by rock dudes and later college kids and is now on every other person's tattoo. Also the chi ro I got in Spain while wasted, doesn't look great, and the rest is latin script by Martin Luther

>>511463846 (OP)
just take steroids and get more ink and be gay. problem solved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqdbLKJdsXw

>>511464443
Fucking lol

>>511466295
>the rest is latin script by Martin Luther
wait, was'nt Martin Luther's whole work to translate the bible from latin to german so people could understand it?

>>511463846 (OP)
They legitimately turn potential 9/10 women into 6/10s. It's absolutely fucking tragic

>>511464096
I have an ornate swastika in my public region. I got it while backing in India by a monk for fertility. Girls think it's cool.

>>511466559
Agreed. There are few bigger turn offs. It's like putting your body count on your skin.

>>511463954
there was one of an 18 or 19 year old girl who got something similarly bad, but on her neck, and it was her first tattoo
that was the worst, by far, owing to circumstances and postitioning, and this is a close second out of sheer ugliness

>>511464476
>t. actual honest-to-god retard

>>511463846 (OP)
this is god awful and cringe but any tattoo that looks like graffiti/spray paint/stencil is far far worse
>>511465671
true story- a few years back i had yentas left and right liking me on bumble but most turned out to be (((religious))) and wanted a kike. i think my red hair might have been why they matched even though i'm of western euro stock. anyway i spoke to a yid i know and he recommended telling the girls that i got them before i became (((religious))) and my rabbi told me to keep them as a reminder of my previous life. kek
>>511465786
basedfags are trannies o algo

>>511466947
That's marker cmon

>>511463846 (OP)
>grown adult pays to get ink permanently on their skin
Not my skin. Not my body. Not my money. Not my problem.

tattoos are a great early warning system
don't engage any bitch with tattoos

>>511463846 (OP)
>doesn't regret lifetime of unhealthy eating habits and lack of exercise
ok fatty maybe prioritize regrets lol

i like the tattoo... it is confusing to look at... especially in the thumbnail. the brush stroke on the bicep is positioned in such a way that somewhat creates the illusion of a silhouette of a large breasted woman

>>511464443
They told a blind man with Parkinson's he could never be a tattoo artist, who's laughing now? Follow your dreams people

>>511463846 (OP)
>yo what tat do you want?
I want to look like a diesel mechanic getting off work everyday.

>>511467225
Holy shit that's a nice titty