>US President Donald Trump says he has ordered two nuclear submarines to "be positioned in the appropriate regions" in response to "highly provocative" comments by former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev.

>In a post on social media, Trump said he acted "just in case these foolish and inflammatory statements are more than just that. Words are very important, and can often lead to unintended consequences, I hope this will not be one of those instances".

>He did not say where the two submarines were being deployed.

>Medvedev has posted several comments in recent days threatening the US in response to Trump's ultimatum to Moscow to agree to a ceasefire in Ukraine, or face tough sanctions.

>In a post on Truth Social, Trump wrote: "Based on the highly provocative statements of the former president of Russia, Dmitry Medvedev, who is now the deputy chairman of the Security Council of the Russian Federation, I have ordered two nuclear submarines to be positioned in the appropriate regions".

TACO

>>511968946
PACO as well thoughever

>>511968666 (OP)
>Makes announcement on social media.

Fundamentally unserious person.

>>511968666 (OP)
>being this slow
old news macaco

>Trump doesn't know a nuclear powered submarine doesn't carry nukes
kek

i wanted to swim with dolphins before I died

>>511968666 (OP)
Okay but where are the Epstein files?

This is seems like nothing burger

>>511969266
quintessential canadian retardation on full view as usual

>>511968666 (OP)
Someone should really tap the sign again

>>511968666 (OP)
Uhh, checked.

Trump is terminally retarded.
He does not even understand what Dead Hand means.
Fucking goof

>Russia: If you kill every Russian the nukes will launch
>Trump: I'll nuke you first!
Is he treading on single digit IQ?

>>511968666 (OP)
like we didn't already have the NOOOOOKmarines there since the 60s?
lmao

>>511969266
Tomahawk missles still hurt a little bit

>>511969321
You should be golden, many special needs kids get a chance to swim with dolphins

>>511968666 (OP)
K Satan

>>511970592
wasnt special enough pal

the whole point of the doomsday machine is lost if you keep it a secret

Nope nothing ever happenes

>>511969266
So you think the naval arm of the nuclear triad runs on diesel eh?

Yeah...you're a bit retarded

>>511969077
so the stoppable force meets a totally moveable object? china wins again

>>511968946
PANCHO
Putin
Always
Nggerfaggots
Copes
Hohols
Overhead

>>511969495
Someone would still need to activate the nukes

>>511971448
>1448
I failed you MEIN FÜHRER!

>>511971526
It's 1488 Hans

>>511968666 (OP)
>666
it is, in fact, too late.
it was an honour to shitpost with you people.

>>511971723
Yes, precisely. I failed.

Can't you read, swampnigger?

>>511971966
we can't read down here, too much swamp gas.

>>511969087
future is now old men

>>511971966
Sauerkraut

>>511968946
oh no no no, zion don won't like that, that's two more nuclear subs

>>511970716
You'll always be special to me.
Dolphins are over rated, just find a high black population town and go to swimming pool and swim with the monkeys

>>511971511
No, that is what Dead Hand means. It means someone has to ACTIVELY NOT launch the nukes. The moment they stop checking in they launch. It s not a hard concept to understand.

>>511968666 (OP)
checked
>words are very important
- donald trump

>>511968666 (OP)
>two nuclear submarines to be positioned in the appropriate regions
one in the front and one in the back ?

>>511968666 (OP)
>the appropriate regions
Alaska? The baltic sea?

As the old saying goes, "Every day above ground is a good day."
You shouldn't expect more from life than to be alive. Life is enough by itself.

>>511968666 (OP)
nothing ever happens

>>511973610
False.

>>511968666 (OP)
Rolling for Satan to confirm ww3 via me

>>511973956
We're entering hard times, where survival alone is what most people will strive for, since anything beyond surviving will be unrealistic for the large majority of people.
After some generations of hardscrabble living, the good times can reemerge for a while.
It's the human condition.

>>511968666 (OP)
>drumpfstein gets legit assblasted over medvedev's professional shitposting
How embarrassing for mutts.

digits confirm ww3

>>511968666 (OP)
He supposedly conveyed the GPS data of the subs' locations to the Kreml with the words "in your face!"

when twitter launched like 20 years ago and it was just pictures of food and cats and the inane thoughts of teenage millenials, who would have ever predicted it would become the forum for world politics?

>>511969077
>>511971448
OMG, they're messing with my favorite pedo, so I have to fight back and show my creativity by copying and pasting

>>511971511
FUCKING IDIOT DERPMERICAN USING A BRAZIL VPN

>>511974200
What's the point of living if you're going to be miserable constantly?

>>511968666 (OP)
Can we at least get the new premier league season started before these faggots kill everyone.

>>511969412
How will this make me want to die for israel?

NOOOOO U CAN'T JUST MOVE THE HECKIN' SUBMARINOS!!!!!

>>511974368
>who would have ever predicted it would become the forum for world politics?
The glowies.

>>511974352
and then vance sent picrel to medvedevs telegram account

>>511975333
>What's the point of living if you're going to be miserable constantly?
Simple fear of death is what keeps most people chained to the world.

>>511968666 (OP)
Fuck Russia. Fuck nukes, let's go boots on the ground and see who is superior...they are scared of our ground forces, they need to have doomsday devices to deter but everyone gets sick of the bully eventually.

Russia, your day is coming.

nothingburger with a side of lies

>Implying there aren't already nukkie sub's stationed there 24/7 365
just more words for the sheep to eat for breakfast

>>511968666 (OP)
he wont do shit.

>>511968666 (OP)
You know there's Russian and Chinese subs off both US coasts 24/7 ready to launch nukes too right?

>>511975333
good point, Why dont you kill yourself?

>>511979462
It's the same fucking shit when monke had his empty SATAN launchers roll around the streets of Moscow and allowed everyone to film it. To show the "evil west" he will totally NOOOOK(tm). Or when he put "the nuclear forces on high alert".
Because at all other times they just sit at home and play Homm3? It's distraction theater.

>>511968946
FPBP, it’d be a real shame if someone leaked the coordinates.
Death to JEWSA

>>511968666 (OP)
Some pedophile did something

>>511968666 (OP)
Checked and ready for the nuclear apocalyse. I voted for this. May Kek bring total chaos.

>preemptively moving pieces to prevent war
What a concept

>>511972256
Both are violent creatures, do people not know that dolphins kill for fun and have orgies? Degenerate little fucks and apparently they have gay sex. I wanted it not to be true but here we are

>>511975671
Yeah mate, can't wait to watch niggers kick ball.

Just saw the headline
*unzips pants*
Whats the situation?

Its not happening until nukes are flying.

>>511968666 (OP)
scrambling the cunts entire nuke arsenal simply to make ruskies paranoid is a time-honored tradition that goes back to the cold war days
literal nothingburger

medvedev was having a little melty after he realized how secondary sanctions were gonna affect them, and so he sperged out on twatter and threatened to nuke us. this, despite having no actual way to deliver a nuke anywhere near US soil. so dons just showing him how its actually done

>>511968666 (OP)
>No link
>No Turk flag
In all fields

>>511968666 (OP)
>implying they weren't already there
>and russia didn't already know that
nothing ever happens

why don’t Putin or North Korea just end the world? Their countries are worthless anyway

>>511982627
based migger parroting lindsey graham

>>511969495
there is no perimeter system

>>511983707
im just telling you literally whats happening
youre the dumb nigger that thinks were just gonna nuke russia because of a vaguely threatening tweet

>>511968666 (OP)
>Dmitry Medvedev
That dude says the most unhinged shit all of the time. How fucking stupid is trump?

>>511968666 (OP)
already there plus nothing ever happens

>>511969266
leaf post worst post

>>511968666 (OP)
croupier, place my bet: 5,000 caps on black -"nothing ever happens"

>TRUMP IS PUTINS BUTT-BUDDY
>THEY'RE IN LEAGUE TOGETHER!
2 weeks later
>TRUMP IS GOING TO NUKE RUSSIA AND DRAG US INTO WWIII
ffs pick a lane

>tfw when your tg shitposts causes a nuclear crisis

>>511968666 (OP)
>>511969444
>>511980866

>>511969495
Nuked you
No nuke-backs

>>511983650
Russia is the country with the largest white population? Are you retarded?

>>511968666 (OP)
we'll see if they will switch the russian regime now that everyone has realized russia is a on inevitable war path by their own decision

>>511968946
this. Trump Always Cucks Out.

>>511968666 (OP)
>>511968946
The US Navy always keeps SSBNs deployed, as deterrence for any country that would attempt to do a first strike on us.

>>511969087
PEAK clown world
>congressional declaration? i have a truth social!

I like the idea that Russia doesn't even have to deliver nuclear warhead anywhere. Just simultaneous detonation where they are will be enough to fuck up all the planet.

>>511969266
The US Navy has 14 Ohio Class SSBNs, jeet

>>511969266
>doesnt understand nuclear warheads fitted on cruise missiles that cant be shot down

>>511969077
. Imagine the cold war but with internet like today that was the epitome of the nothing burgers.

>>511987017
No, mostly europe. And Germany goes first, it's like have bone to pick with germany.

>>511968666 (OP)
2027 is the happening you dumb nigger faggot
In 2027 the war starts
Right now is all theater and faggotry
Screenshot this faggots
And you will see how I was as usual

>>511968666 (OP)
alls i have to say is these lyrics:

Án nàkun yé fɔ́li dè yé
Aah, dúniya yé túlon yé
Án b'ò kɛ́ kó ɲì, án b'ò kɛ́ kó ɲì
Jàma!

Sábali, sábali, sábali ɲɔ̀gɔn tɛ́
Sábali, sábali, sábali ká ɲì
N'í kɛ́ra mɔ̀gɔ fɛ̀, sábali ɲɔ̀gɔn tɛ́
N'í b'í cɛ̀ fɛ̀, sábali ɲɔ̀gɔn tɛ́
N'í b'í mùso fɛ̀, sábali ɲɔ̀gɔn tɛ́
Wo! wo! Sábali, sábali, sábali ká ɲì

Cheri, je m'adresse à toi
Avec toi, cheri, la vie est belle

La la la la la la, avec toi, cheri
Wo! wo! la la la la la la, ça c'est pour la vie
Wo! wo! la la la la la la, avec toi cheri
La la la la la la, ça c'est pour la vie

Cheri, je te fais un gros bisou
Ou je ne sais pas

Aaah, cheri, je te fais un gros bisou
Je t'embrasse fort
Je te fais un gros bisou
Je t'embrasse fort
Je pense à toi
Bye-bye

>>511968666 (OP)
I watched picrel last week and it was unironically less of an insane scenario than the one we are currently seeing that started the nukes flying. I don't think people realise how close we are to potential nuclear war.
Western leaders in particular seem to be actively demanding it.

Trump puts the pedo in torpedos…

>>511974315
The message is authentic

>>511981163
I would fuck a dolphin in the blow hole, if the opportunity presented itself.

>>511991286
this society is a write off. burn it down and start over at this point

>>511979270
>let's go boots on the ground and see who is superior

That would expose our weak belly, our power has never been in infantry idiot, our soldiers are not superhumans immune to thermobaric cluster rounds and FPV drones. Our power has always been in the Navy and by extension air-force. The Navy is the power of the Empire, not some meatbags, you dingus

>>511987145
Slavs aren't white you retarded zoomer

>>511968666 (OP)
>TRUMP MOVES NUCLEAR SUBMARINES
this guy?

>>511988400
checked. you're right though. sign tappers are correct

>>511968666 (OP)
>position stealth subs near enemy
>broadcast it
He's bluffing, drawing attention from Epstein/Israel, or retarded. Most likely some combination of all three.

> How can I get ppl to stop talking about Epstein?

>>511986724
Trump does whatever the Jews tell him to do. Kikes love bluffing and brinksmanship. Isn't that abundantly clear already?

>>511968666 (OP)
Nice trips of Satan, fuck. He's going to start world war 3 just to avoid releasing the Epstein list isn't he?

>>511968666 (OP)
Nuclear submarines are supposed to be out at sea, not in port.

>>511970737
That secret is the Epstein list?

Trump is kicking off the Fallout timeline by starting a war with both China and Russia just to avoid the Epstein Files and annex both Mexico and Canada

Nothing
Ever
Happens
But at least Trump does stuff that anons can make threads about thinking that something might happen. 2 more weeks

>>511968666 (OP)
>pedo boomer can't take the bant
LMAO
Russian shitposter in chief is that powerfull.

>>511979123
Fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. The world is a dead end.

>>511986724
Trump desperately wants to be friends with Putin, and has been led by a carrot on a stick for months because of that. He and the people around him are supremely Russophilic, and have consistently fantasized about Russia and the US being in a big, beautiful alliance. The switch is due to him feeing tricked and embarrassed by Russia using his good will to extend the war while depriving Ukraine of resources. Remember, one of Trump's biggest talking points was ending the Ukraine war, which he's totally failed to do, making him look weak.

>>511968946
he now has a grudge against putin. trump won't taco on this one because trump is a narcissist and narcissists are like that.

>>511968666 (OP)
>>511968666 (OP)
Just two more....something

When something REALLY does happen you're not gonna see one thread with the same shitty ron paul meme; what's gonna happen is that you're gonna witness dozens of threads talk about the thing at the same time.

>>511968666 (OP)
>TRUMP MOVES
doubt

>>511987563
kek
Vlad, don't do it

>>511968666 (OP)
based and checked
not sure what else we're supposed to do to try and bring peace, it seems Russia is intent on getting as many Ukrainian and Russian casualties as possible.

>>511969321
well you can swim with pakis instead and they're almost as intelligent

>>511968666 (OP)
It's not. Medvedev is a known cuck. Nothing ever happens because all jewish puppetmasters are terrified of glassing the 'assets' they keep screaming they have control over in fear of having nothing to sell via shiestery. Israel is still getting glassed before 2030. Enjoy the Kalergi plan failing, like it always would.