>"Bro, alcohol slows you down and makes you stupid"

Then why do I feel so sharp when I drink? I'm always super productive, compared to being (((sober)))

I legit think alcohol gives you super powers and they want to ban it because of it's power level

>>512002377 (OP)
The movie "Another Round" starring John Druk answers this if you're curious.

>>512002377 (OP)
they dont want to ban it lol

>>512002377 (OP)
You are correct OP

>>512002377 (OP)
Alright, good luck with the hangover tomorrow

>>512002608
you're a weak faggot

>>512002377 (OP)
Not everyone can handle it so as usual we're all held to the lowest common denominator. There should be a separate driver's exam for drunks

>>512002377 (OP)
The world is a stressful place for a white man, and alcohol relaxes us. It's no wonder the people who want us dead also hate booze, stress kills much faster than liver disease.

>>512002377 (OP)
Don't forget it also makes you a better driver and gives you the courage to put that bitch in her place.
That fucking bitch.

>>512002808
It's unironically an IQ / Whiteness test. No, I am not joking

Non whites indulge too much, and they cant handle it, low IQs also just go over board.

It's like that one apple test if you can see a apple in your head. Whites who can drink, and see the apple legit are the strongest race in existence and I am serious

>>512002964
this guy gets it

>>512002808
It's called driving around with one cracked open at all time - you get pulled over, you lose.
Kids, don't be the fag that tries to tell the cop you only had one. Step out with your and walk the line with the tallboy in your hand.

denzel washington flying a plane seems to think so

>>512002377 (OP)
Pathetic brain-damaged junkie. kys loser.

>>512003058
these are the same people who told you to take the vax you idiot nigger

>>512002718
You're the only one who is weak
You're addicted to the liquid jew

>>512003194
stfu leaf nigger

>>512003009
I honestly feel this test is a simplification, I can feel, sense and taste the apple I can imagine the crunch, but the image is ephemeral and constantly changing, as all apples are different - I work in heavy haul rail and civil construction and I usually build the job in my head, but it’s not visual it’s even one step further I sense and feel the image in a 4D way it’s very ironic

>>512003009
Meanwhile I am envisaging an apple tree on a foggy morning, the leaves and apples glistening with dew in full 4K.